/lit/ - Literature

why don't you take five minutes and check literally any female run literature page on tik tok, instagram, or twitter?

>>19033644
because I dont use those sites

>>19033644
>not recommending him try out a literary journal or e zine for alt girls

>>19033641
she cute
post more

>>19033641
The books you see in the YA / LGBT section of your book shops

Sparksnotes

>>19033652
>bookstore with an LGBT literature section
is this a w*stern thing?

>>19033641
>alt-girls
given that they're no different from any other girl: the same YA garbage they all read

>>19033641
Manuals on how to do sex work differently.

... like all self help it fails

>>19033641
Milan Kundera
Jane Austen
Emily Brontë
spring to mind at least

>>19033742
I like those. Am I an alt-girl?
I thought I was a feller
Now I just can't teller
Don't feel so sweller
Got the 4-Tranny blues

>>19033742
Will I impress arthoes if I can read Kundera in the original language?

>>19033641
>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"

>>19033821
No, because alt girls don't like those authors. I reckon the average alt girl fals asleep or puts the book away halfway into the first page of Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights. You really can't underestimate the average thot's stupidity these days. Jane Eyre would unironically be too high brow for them.

my diary and pop up books of my cock I self-publish

>>19033821
anon you can like the same things as a girl its ok you dont have to categorically fake liking things to impress a girl
>>19033875
go to tumblr and you'll see plenty of people memeing n shipping n doing all the average tumblr degeneracy from those books.
plenty of alt-girls that dont read, plenty that do.

>>19033713
This.

>>19033850

>>19033838
Didn't he write in French?

sylvia plath, angela carter

>>19033838
This meme is so great, I laughed so hard at it, incredible

We have this thread almost every day