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OC, posting template in next image

contribute your own!
i would recommend the invention of morel 100 times over, it's only 100 pages too so it's a great little break in-between longer reads.

>> No.1900722
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template

will post others i made as well to keep this going

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>> No.1900763

>>1900719

OC?

Oh, well played, brownskid, well played. I almost bit on that troll.

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>> No.1900776

>>1900763
>>1900763
original content

i made all the ones i posted

just because you have an issue with me using a trip doesn't make me a 'troll'
please find on ANY lit thread that image posted before today.

green oval is your friend, i'll be waiting

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>>1900776

It's scarcely OC if you're filling in a template, now is it? If anything, the template was the OC, and anything that uses it is a repost of a repost.

You're very defensive at the moment. Do you have problems at home?

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>>1900792

YOU ARE STUPID.

>> No.1900800

>>1900795

And you're the worst tripfag that any of us have ever encountered. Who rattled your cage, anyway?

>> No.1900801

>>1900792
>>1900792

what?
that is OC, the template is just a template and you just fill everything in with your own stuff.

yeah kinda, had a lot of problems at home i guess, but not really AT home, more just like real life in general. So i tried to do something good for /lit/ (sharing a book), ran into some problems with it and now everyone's getting pissy at me because i'm not doing it as fast as they want, it's a free book, i don't see why they can't just wait you know? It's just kinda pissing me all off i guess, thinking of quitting /lit/ for a bit after this, place gets very stale, you know?

how have you been

som

>> No.1900809

>>1900801

Brownbear, I like you very much and I don't see why people complain about you. Keep your head up.

>> No.1900807
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>attention whore fights

>> No.1900814

>>1900801

Ah, you know, same old same old. You've got to admit it was a bit naive to tell these leeches you were going to dump the Tao Lin book though, you know what they're like: you should have just dumped it when it was ready, or not at all - why bother, eh?

Did you ever do that Prettier and Less Slutty thing, or did 4chan's goldfish attention span turn to something else?

captcha: Fingstar Sukkah. Think I just found my new nom de rap.

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>> No.1900827

>>1900801

I'm sorry people are getting all pissy about timing. I mean it's a crap book anyway, I still would love to see whats up with it and read it!

This thread is actually pretty funny, fuck this one dude who is trying to argue about the meaning of OC. What a dickweed. I have a few ideas I plan on making for this thread.

I'm glad you are here BB.

>> No.1900830

>>1900814
>>1900814

yeah i guess so, i was just trying to be nice i think, giving something back, i also bought some people some sharethread stuff recently which felt nice. Got a bonus from work recently.

I asked which one they wanted, they said RY, i got it, it messed up, im still trying, having to torrent some programs (why do people put TRIALS of programs on torrent sites?) to try and sort this stuff out.

Well i basically said i'd publish my prettier less slutty stories as a collection, a FREE ebook and a pay-what-you-want physical book, with all proceeds going to charity.

people didn't think i'd actually give it to charity and they didn't want to give me their address (both understandable) so i tried searching for like, a middle man company, where i can send the book to a post office or w/e, and from there they send it to the recipient, so i never know the receipients name, but no such thing exists.

also tried setting up a direct pay-pal with a charity but i think you have to like, be someone who's gonna raise some decent money for that which i didn't think i would be eligible for...

so maybe i'll try again, a lot of people just told me i was a faggot for even thinking of getting them (self) published and that i was a 'pussy' for getting these stories published instead of REAL writing.

i just wanted to do something funny mang, really sucked.

>> No.1900836

it doesn't work when you praise the books

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>>1900836
>>1900836

cool story bro

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>>1900830

Yeah, well, that's the internet for you, all mouth and no trousers.

Anyway, I better get back to calling you a cunt and belittling your educational background and general intelligence. It's not going to do itself.

Toodles.

>> No.1900852

>>1900849
>>1900849

have fun, i think you're that insomniac guy

also that image...im hungry but that's just stomach turning

>> No.1900853

please don't pretend you have real problems

>> No.1900854

>>1900719
0/10 for cleverness.

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>>1900852

>insomniac guy

who says you need a trip, eh ;)

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working on some OC

>> No.1900867

>>1900854
>>1900854

what do you mean?

>>1900858
>>1900858

aheueueuueue

>>1900864
>>1900864

da fuck

>> No.1900872

>>1900867
The point of these is to be funny and accurate.

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:|

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>> No.1900880

>>1900872
>>1900872

have you read invention of morel?

>> No.1900884

>>1900864

I lol'd.

>> No.1900888

>>1900801
Go fucking kill yourself, Shitbear. You are the least likable human on the planet.

>> No.1900891

>>1900880
Yes, I've been known to hype it on /lit/ whenever possible.

You're chart wasn't funny. It reads like an uninspired /mu/tard made it. You manage to get at the most superficial elements of the novella. Still, not clever, not funny.

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unspeakable adjectives that inspired in me a grotesque and creeping horror that i cannot describe

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hobo chic

>> No.1900913

>>1900899
stop praising the books you fucking mongoloids

>> No.1900925

>>1900864

This has been the only actually funny thing in this whole thread. You guys all suck at humor.

>> No.1900929

>>1900913

Fuck off you bitter old queen. What the fuck has given you such a bead in your bell-end anyway? You somehow give a fuck about browntards shitty fucking what I expected hurrr durrr thread? Just fuck off if you don't like it. Watching you post is like watching a cripple box - the novelty wears off after about twenty seconds, and you just want the embarrassing cunt to die.

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>>1900929

>> No.1900944

>>1900913
Anyone who isn't moved by A Simple Heart is a beast.

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>>1900942

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>>1900944

Damn motherfucking straight.

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>> No.1900983

>>1900888
>>1900888

sorry, who are you?

>>1900891
>>1900891

you can go ahead and make another one if you like

>> No.1900989

>>1900983
"LOLOLOL U AR AN UNKNOWN TRIPFAG. UR OBVIOUSLY INFERIOR!"

This is your logic, you attention-whoring cunt. Kill yourself.

As for who I am, not a faggot.

>> No.1901009

>>1900989
>>1900989

where did i say you were inferior?

>> No.1901013

>>1900989
>>1901009
>>1900942

You're all inferior.

>> No.1901042

bump for more contribs!

>> No.1901063

>>1900989
ultimate nigger post

>> No.1901097

>>1901063
>>1901063

true

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I got this as a gift a long time ago. Pleasantly surprised.

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Basically went into it blind in 8th grade.
The only thing I saw before was a 'hand with an eyeball' in my copy of The Creature Catalog. I just assumed it was horror.