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I know this may be a retarded question but, why isn’t Jesus considered a philosopher?

>> No.18997087

>>18997079
what does this image mean, as a white man going from top to bottom i'd say 6>3>4>2>5>1

>> No.18997088

Because he is much more than that. He is God the Son. What he spoke isn’t subjective like the words of philosophers. His words are indisputable.

>> No.18997099

>>18997079
As a brown man, I'd rank them from best to worst as 6 > 1 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 5

>> No.18997106

As a white man, I don't consider Jesus a philosopher.

>> No.18997108

>>18997079
If Christianity hadn't become a major religion, he probably would be considered a philosopher.

>> No.18997114

I dunno they’re all not my type, but as a white man I‘d agree that 6 >5 > 3 > 4 > 2 > 1, with six being the blondest blonde and 1 the brunettest brunette

>> No.18997120

>>18997079
I'm brown, I'll say it's
6 > 1 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 5

>> No.18997141 [DELETED] 

>>18997108
Is someone like Mani considered to be a philosopher? I believe religious figures and philosophers are pretty opposite. Although mostly intellectuals seemed to have embraced manicheanism that doesn’t make him a philosopher. A philosopher is someone who ponders at nature and tries to find the consistent moments to make a better picture of the whole in a manifold of ways and of the parts to better understand nature as the world in which he exists which is opposed to him yet also identical to him. He appears but has appearance. He is in the world but also is conscious of this being. The question of philosophy is one of man and nature, and not one of belief. Belief is all which is set and unnmoving, which is known and self evident truth, where in philosophy there are no self evident truths but rather necessity and contingency.

>> No.18997145

>>18997079
Love of faith is not the same as love of wisdom. He was never trying to get at the truth, he was telling people what the truth was, followed by dude trust me.

>> No.18997159

>>18997079
He’s the Son of God, not some pseud like Nietzsche or Hegel

>> No.18997170
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>>18997079
As a white man I'd be happy to hug any of these and snuggle and kiss their neck and nibble their earlobe.

>> No.18997236

>>18997159
based
>>18997170
bro what

>> No.18997323

>>18997079
>Why aren’t fictional characters considered philosophers?
He’s considered a god already. But yeah, he’s also widely considered to be a theological philosopher. But like Buddha

Bigger question is why aren’’t Zeus or Thor etc. considered philosophers?

>> No.18997328

>>18997087
3>6 but otherwise, you’ve got it

>> No.18997329

>>18997323
Hermes and Odin are the philosopher gods. Thoth in Egypt.

>> No.18997337

>>18997079
Because depending on you ask, he’s either God the father incarnate on earth in the flesh or he’s a prophet. Either way, he’s the harbinger of something which is beyond philosophy and which philosophy is only the handmaiden for. Thomas Aquinas did philosophy. Jesus was the word made flesh.

>> No.18997355

>>18997323
because ywnbp larper

>> No.18997407

>>18997079
brown. none of them are particularly attractive to me, although the first 3 have nice eyes

>> No.18997443

>>18997329
Oh, okay.

>> No.18997445 [DELETED] 

>>18997407
also, i'd say jesus isn't respected as a thinker much because most people don't actually read the bible and christian theology's influence on modern thought is mostly exegetical/completely innovated shit

>> No.18997471

>>18997088
This is the answer.

>> No.18997660

>>18997337
>God the father incarnate

>> No.18997673

Jesus was a charlatan at best and a con artist most likely, assuming he existed at all(there is zero proof he actually even lived)

>> No.18997678

5 is paler than 6. 6 is just in direct sunlight, but 5 has lighter lashes, brows, and skin.

>> No.18997824

>>18997079
only the second girl from the top is pretty

>> No.18997970

>>18997079
2>3>1>>>>>>>

>> No.18997975

>>18997079
Because he didn't write anything and everything we know about him is from secondhand sources and he might not even be real

>but what about various pre-socratics etc.!

nothing jesus is alleged to have said has been as important to the foundation of secular philosophy as the pre-socratics, everything he said was religious bullshit lmao

>> No.18998033

im a whitey
4>2>3>1>6>5

>> No.18998157

>>18997087
wtf it's 2 = 4 > 6 > 1 > 5 > 3
3 looks like a man.

>> No.18998162

>>18997079
>why isn’t Jesus considered a philosopher?
Same reason Muhammad isn't, because it's dogma. Dogma and philosophy are antithetical. Retards, I swear.

>> No.18998178

>>18997120
I´m white and i aprove

>> No.18998198

>>18997079
Breaking News! Turns out men like variety!

>> No.18998264

>>18997079
Because he's a rabbi.

>> No.18998291

>>18997079
He is sometimes discussed as an itinerant Cynic sage

>> No.18998336

As a hwite male, 4 > 3 > 6 > 2 > 5 > 1

>> No.18999321

>>18997323
>>18997443
>settings
>filters and post hiding
>check filter and highlight specific posts/threads
>check on
>edit
>add
>type in tripcode: !!bGBaUpA8kS or whatever it may be
>check auto and hide
>save
>then save settings and refresh

now you dont have to see faggot tranny tripcode posts again.

>> No.18999502

>>18997079
the fact that this image is not properly mirrored from top the bottom stresses me out

>> No.18999550

>>18997079
because revelation isn't philosophy dipshit

>> No.18999562

>>18997079
girl above dadario is best, i am white.

>> No.18999615

>>18997088
Based

>>18997145
Also based

>> No.18999618

>>18997079
As a white man, the two super pale girls at the end look ill to me I think it's partially because of the make up they're wearing or the lighting but seriously getting some sun won't kill ya.

>> No.18999634

>>18999321
Now you’re stuck with all the faggot tranny anon posts

>> No.18999653

>>18997079
4>2=5>6>1>3.
Is there a ranked voting web calculator we could plug all these into?

>> No.18999735

>>18997079
3>2>4>1>6>5
I don't really like white women though.

>> No.18999933

>>18997079
4, 1, 6, 3, 5, 2

>> No.19000096

6 4 2 5 1 3
Don't typically like blondes but I am a face man. If coloration were the only criterion I would probably go 3 but I just don't find her attractive for some reason.

>> No.19000141

>>18997079
yall niggas sleepin on 2

>> No.19000203

>>18997079
6>4>1>5=2(latter hotter but obnoxiously generic)>3

>> No.19000234

As a Sephardi Jew:
4>2>3>5>6>1

>> No.19000240

>>18997106
kek

>> No.19000243

>>18997088
I fucking hate trad caths so fucking much

>> No.19000464

>>18997329
>Hermes
Wrong Hermes my dude.

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>>18997079
5 >>> 2 > 4 > 1 >>> 3 > 6

T. Whitest man on /lit/

>> No.19000637

>>19000513
smakeloze fantast

>> No.19000950

>>18997079
5>4>6>2>3>1
guess my race

>> No.19001053

>>18998157
guess I'm gay if daddario looks like a man

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>>19000513
lmfao

>> No.19001111

>>19001066
>ayy lmao
ftfy

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>>18997673
My calendar disagrees.

>> No.19001236

>>18997673
embarrassing, to speak with such authority on something you know nothing about.

>> No.19001488

>>19001236
Different anon, but a lot of the miracles seem like stage magic tricks. Like when he gets mad at that tree for not having fruit out of season. Well I guess that seems like David Blaine, in that it's kind of crazy and stage magic.

>> No.19001506

>>18997088
This. Philosophy implies debate. There is no debating the Son of God.

>> No.19001508

>>19001192
>>19001236
The date of birth of Jesus is not stated in the gospels or in any historical reference, but most biblical scholars assume a year of birth between 6 and 4 BC.

Not the same anon btw

>> No.19001518

>>19001111
checked and ayyypilled

>> No.19001526

>>18997088
meds dubs

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>>18997329
>hermes

>> No.19001570

>>19001508
>birth
Incarnation*

>> No.19001670

>>18997108
This is the most likely answer

>> No.19001673

>>19001570
>implying jesus wasn't "incarnate" before birth
The joke just writes itself

>> No.19001707

>>19001570
>>19001673
I was thinking the weird medieval paintings with the tiny yet adult Jesus in Mary's arms. Speaking of, if he was in Mary's womb then he had a birth, no matter how miraculous it was.

>> No.19002965

Test

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>>18997079
MMF time?

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>>18997088
Extremely based

>> No.19003026

>>18997087
>6>3>4>2>5>1
5>2, but otherwise correct
I think pretty much everyone (regardless of race) would agree though