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18994823 No.18994823[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

what are some books that will help me get a girlfriend?

>> No.18994835

>>18994823
Dasha looks like all the emo girls I dated back in high school. 2008 was awesome.

>> No.18994851

>>18994823
>Excreting is the curse that threatens madness because it shows man his abject finitude, his physicalness, the likely unreality of his hopes and dreams. But even more immediately, it represents man's utter bafflement at the sheer non-sense of creation: to fashion the sublime miracle of the human face, the mysterium tremendum of radiant female beauty, the veritable goddesses that beautiful women are; to bring this out of nothing, out of the void, and make it shine in noonday; to take such a miracle and put miracles again within it, deep in the mystery of eyes that peer out-the eye that gave even the dry Darwin a chill; to do all this, and to combine it with an anus that shits! It is too much. Nature mocks us, and poets live in torture.

Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

>> No.18994870

that's not how it works
your capacity for acquiring gf is preordained
you'd be better off subbing to twitch streamers for your feels

>> No.18994873

>>18994851
I remember in the dubious book Hostage to the Devil by Malachi Martin a description of an exorcism where the demon writhing about how much it hated that God loved physical meatbag human beings more than it yelled out "PRAYS OUT OF ONE HOLE, SHITS OUT OF THE OTHER." It always stuck with me

>> No.18994890

>>18994873
>PRAYS OUT OF ONE HOLE, SHITS OUT OF THE OTHER."
Fucking kino

>> No.18994914

>>18994851
thanks now I'm a virgin with a scat fetish.

>> No.18994935
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>>18994823
OwO what's this?

>> No.18994941

>>18994823
first lose weight, lift, get therapy for your inability to socialize like a normie
then read the game and mystery method

>> No.18994964

>>18994823
I want to fuck this bitch.

>> No.18996069

>>18994941
This, or at least fix any hygiene and self care issues, be in reasonable shape and dress like a successful adult, then develop confident body language and learn to make small talk.

>> No.18996093

>>18994851
>to do all this, and to combine it with an anus that shits!
Fazer tudo isso e combinar com um cu que caga!
It sounds better in my language, IMO.

>It is too much. Nature mocks us, and poets live in torture.
Thanks, now I wanna read this bullshit doomer shitpost book.

>> No.18996109

>>18994873
>"PRAYS OUT OF ONE HOLE, SHITS OUT OF THE OTHER."
Based demon. It is really fitting.

>> No.18996124

>>18994941
>>18996069
>>18994823
Anon, forget all this bullshit.
First of all, GET A JOB.

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>>18994851

>> No.18996139

>>18994823
Go outside.

>> No.18996151

Atomic Habits

>> No.18996154

>>18996151
nice initials

>> No.18996177

>>18994823
Arthur Schopenhauer Will and Representation

>> No.18996264

>>18994823
Nietzsche, anything

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>>18994935
Oh no hahahaha. Tradcath bros we got too cocky..

>> No.18996328

>>18996286
based

>> No.18996344

who is this qt?

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>>18996344
don't bother, she's been BUGGED.

>> No.18996592

>>18994823
notes from the undergrond