/lit/ - Literature

Second Apocalypse

>>18969933
>an account of january 1832; being a description of the white mountains, the white river, and the adjacent regions

Prince of nothing.

>>18969933
The Conquest of Herodities

>>18969933
Shiver in the Woods

>>18969990
More like Shiver in my Schlong

>>18970002
NOOOOOOO

Did you cut off part of the picture saying kitsune?

>>18970006
:))))

>>18969947
Part I: An analysis of the second of murder and edge cases where faculties are saved from oblivion. Part II: A body is located by a detective. He image-prints the suspect's mind. Part III: The description of the print-out.

>>18969972
Prince of Nothing
A talking bird travels across America for a century. Structure of the book is interviews with 10 humans, many suspecting they are hallucinating or perhaps asleep, having a stroke, etc (which they in fact are). Book closes with the bird giving a long speech to a family of beach goers, children eating beach icecream, parents wide-eyed in horror.

Candles Over Skin

>>18969978
The Conquest of Herodities
A new vaporwave-type of internet shitmusic of a certain kind of deep-toned ditty of the style of the 1980s commercials or 1980s sitcoms recalls certain visions of that period: exploding planes, exploding spaceships, Richard Ramirez, moonlight on kitchen floors, decaying Hollywood films, the first big wave of missing children. A conspiracy emerges around a government project called Hero Ditties which aims to reprogram the mind using earworm patterns.

Our protagonist fights to the top of the genre in order to get to the bottom. Scenes of shitty, dark and overcrowded bullshit electronica concerts. Meeting new friends, journalists and shitheads along the way.

Will the government contact him? Are they already in his circle? Is his own music having effects on those around him? Himself?

The Schizoid Product

The song of a dickless empire.

>>18970361
Literally no idea what I just read but I wanna write a full length book of it

>>18969990
Shiver in the Woods
In a very old private school (definitely not St George's in Middletown and no I didn't go there) a boy finds a mouldering prehistoric document in English and in his own handwriting, telling an incredible tale. No one believes him becuase it's fake. The school attempts to bullycide him. They shout (it's from his story) SHIVvVER ME TIMBERS at him when they see him while making noodle arms, sometimes also running at him at a very high speed.

Odd wounds begin appearing on his tormentors when they awake in the sun drenched Newport mornings. The wounds tend towards further opening and spread. School is shut down due to the wide occurance of injuries.

Upon reopening a few of the schoolmates that suffered and survived the wounds (5 died over the break) shanghai and hang the kid in the Norman Bird Sanctuary, faking his suicide. Their wounds reopen. Horrible suffering and panic, complete confusion from the school administration.

>>18970374
I'd read it

Raw Chicken Soup

>>18969933
Ten Million Puppets.

>>18969933
An introduction to topological manifold analysis with emphasis on the forms of the Axiom of Choice and ordinal number theory

bump

>>18969933
Cucked! A life story

The Death of 4chan

Midriff Titan

>>18969933
Diary of a Security Guard

Op is a fag

The Cold Hard Hate

>>18969933
Niggers tongue my anus: How I raped my tranny niece

The Woodsman's Retreat

>>18969933
The Truth of the Bugman.

>>18970335
>Candles Over Skin
Candles Over Skin
Marblehead, MA: Witness night dancing, 12 girls in a circle. They disperse. I follow one of them into town. She opens the window of an apartment and sneaks up to the bed of a sleeper and sits on his chest.

Quotidian nonsense while waiting to witness and follow again. Repeat and repeat and eventually approach one of the dancers one her way to the mystery sitting. She guides me to a body washed up on the beach. Turn to someone shouting, police with bouncing flashlight beams coming down to the water, girl is gone.

Police station for questioning. Turns out I match descriptions from people in town who've seen me walking around at night. As the interrogation turns to the body on the beach, vague lights, geometrical figures overwhelm my sight and tactile sense. Pushing my way through, the sensations turn white and warmly wet and I'm crawling out of hot slime into the field where I witnessed the dancing.

>>18971703
Midriff Titan
Bathing suit keg party. Mudvayne blaring. Kevin regaling a group of people with tales of carnival accidents. One-upmanship takes over the conversation and a cipher ratchets up the horror with amusement park accidents. Kevin's eyes going from bikini to face to bikini watching the absorption. He takes over the tale-telling, now making up nonsense accidents, testing the waters for believability. The cipher leaves the group and comes back with a High Point, puts it up to Kevin, guiding him into a cowering sputtering mess on the ground.

OP, I'd just like to say that you are much better at this than I would've expected. I want to read these. Or at least steal them and write them myself.
I need to bump this so you can come back and continue in the morning.

>>18972790
Bump because tittle: OP is a Fag

>>18971922
Brokeback mountain but instead its literally just a porn story and doesn't even try to hide it.

Pet Rock

I already have an idea for this one but let's see how close you get.

River Madness

>>18969933
Hello Jenny!

Bump

Niggers in Chinatown

>>18972089
That's good.

I hope the girls are sexy

>>18970272
Oh my, that's a cute belly.
Hnnngg... The inspiration! It is flowing through me!
>There's a cute little tummy hiding in her pants.
>If only someone would give her a chance.
>They said she was fat.
>If they only knew that
>this picture will pay for some implants.
Thank you.

>>18972882
River Madness
Part I:
After the dissolution of Weezer after Bell and Wilson die in a plane crash, Cuomo forms Neager Nice + Eager. The first single is Say They Name and it is met with universal acclaim. The controversy mongers are stupefied by the irony chaff grenades coming from this new rock powerhouse.

Part II:
Morrison, CO - Red Rock Amphitheater - Neager's concert film show, livestreaming, internationally anticipated event, 4th worst terrorist attack in American history, most documented terrorist attack in American history.

Multiple perspectives woven together, Rivers, a roadie, a security guard, 3 different groups of concert attendees, and of course the terror org Black December.

Part ???:

The book becomes extremely controversial, leads to the formation of Neager irl, and a string of imitation attacks, including one at a Neager concert. I'm put through legal harrassment until I'm at the end of my wits, and am eventually kidnapped by a terror org called Black December, inspired by the novel.

Was this close to your idea?

The last duel.

Cummies

The Complete cantos by Stuart Mcclain.

>>18969933
A fortuitous gamble

>>18969933
Ignorance

>>18970373
The Song of a Dickless Empire
My fiancé Ariana Grande is killed in a vicious limo accident on the way to Gabreski Airport. The autopsy revealed a dozen stab wounds before her body being mostly compacted into a foetal position, including thumb in mouth.. I'm not going to mention that part, since a week before, my bank account has a record of wiring a nice hit-pricesque heap of $$$ to a shell company—an entry clearly faked—a faux paper trail to tie me to something I had nothing to do with: the FBI cleared me, for now anyway. It was an accident. The limo swerved to avoid a head-on with a car that had its lights off. Officially.

Apologies for the babbling. The hook: using my italian-american yes, italian robot fiancé's stacks of handwritten diaries, naturally, in order to grieve and avenge, sitting in my Hamptons beach house and watching the oceans wash and recede, I write—really construct—Machiavelli's Discourses reimagined through Ana's yup, she went by Ana privately life and ghostwritten in her quasi-tweenager comm style. I fill out a stack of her ungotten-to flowery journals, imitating her handwriting, using her multi-coloured gel ink pens.

Names are named. The manual is part navigation, part survival. Stories from parents leaving her with producers, how to act on television sets, how to treat injuries that would otherwise require hospitalization or interference from private doctors. Extensive meditation techniques, how to keep addiction off, how to pretend to consume potentially dangerous drugs, and of course navigating blackmail. Blah, blah, blah, etcetera.

The newspapers ignore the media package, naturally. I document this. Next the book and its evidence are seeded throughout the internet. The boulder rolls and becomes unstoppable. Certain, slightly whacked, celebrities attest to the truth of its recommendations. A few independent publishers run off copies, it becomes standard reading for women—legal battles swarm from the Grande estate—investigations are opened into many of the accused, one or two arrests made, a suicide, a yacht sinks with no survivors.

The latest storm washed away the flight of steps up from the beach to my deck and I sit with my legs off the end and watch the water.

>>18969933
Perception; or a life in seasons

>>18974134
Niggers in Chinatown
It's 2021 and there is a moderate scale race war in NYC every day. The media does not report on the murders. They are written off as gang activity, which many are, though they are also racially motivated, including gang attacks on civilians.

I:
The invention of Sino-American Nationalism. Birthed and strengthened in NYC's Chinatown, run by 22 year old 爱国, who has created a Sino-Fascist street gang, borrowing techniques of fear-as-currency from SotB (south of the border) cartels, rerouting efforts into executing drug distributers and blacks in and around Chinatown. This interferes with the local Chinese gangs' drug, gambling and prostitution trade as well. This forces 爱国 and his crew to turn their reign of terror to the Chinese gangs. Nightmarish levels of violence, but Chinatown is cleaned out entirely of its underground and its invisible race war. Chinatown expands and becomes a rapidly more upscale area.

II:
The wiping out of the various black-markets in NYC's Chinatown triggers the overseas affiliates of the former NYC gangs to send in squads to avenge and destroy 爱国 and co. They successfully steamroll the Sino-American Nationalists to our horror. The underground is reinstalled in the newly posh and fancified Chinatown (now double the size). We follow the rise of 波 and other members of The Wave. Shenanigans at an upscale brothel. Tense intra-tong drug deals. Mainly comedy.

III:
The US State Department has ordered the FBI to repair the reputation of black Americans, after its near destruction from the success of Chinatown's renaissance. A US Army SOF team formerly running ops in Somalia is brought in. They are experts in disguise, often running missions done to make them appear as blacks. We follow their operations of spreading fear and destroying the Chinatown renaissance while in blackface and shouting commands to each other in BVE. The climax is the team setting off an EMP in the center of New Chinatown. You get the idea. Ultraviolence and rape. Emboldens the black gangs to reassert themselves. A return to order in the form of chaos.

IV:
波 and The Wave's side of the story.

>>18969933
The Misguided Woman

>>18971899
The Cold Hard Hate
—>A—>
Dr. Dwayne Fuselier, FBI, is assigned to monitor Project REDACTED in REDACTED, REDACTED. The operation is seeding batches of altered Zoloft and Luvox to the locals. The idea is called Amygdala Hijacking. The budget Dr. D Fuselier is in command of is excitingly enormous and will make bribes, stalking, and influence a breeze. When the list of recipients eventually comes in, he's happy to learn some are his son's own classmates at REDACTED High. Isn't that bastard from IA's shitfuck son at the school as well?

—>B—>
The thru-line of the novel is, you know those campus comedies where the smug tour guide will turn and address the camera? it's that except the teacher at REDACTED High who is running the Department of Education's controversial Death Education class, who is being interviewed by the BBC for a TV documentary. We meet the student cast of characters through this lit gimmick during filming in the classroom and interviews with students about how they feel about it.

—>C—>
Lacunary tone poems of activities of the FBI and borrowed military personal setting the wheels of Project REDACTED into motion.

—>D—>
Back to Mr. REDACTED's smug camera talking, this time for 20/20. There is a distinct change in the students. Mr. REDACTED is caught pinching a students ass during the morgue visit. 20/20 agrees to edit it out.

—>E—>
Lacunary tone poems of activities of the amygdala-fried students planning their bombing. 13 students and former students are involved. They meet with local Satanists and pedophiles, all of whom are on the FBI payroll.

—>D—>
Back again to Mr. REDACTED's smug camera talking, explaining to 60 Minutes now, denying the effects of the class, explaining how helpful the meditative trances are for students. Doc Dwayne Fuselier is now also interviewed, giving his approval. Some students appearing in the documentary are clearly demented.

—>F—>
Lacunary tone poems of the botched bombing and subsequent massacre.

—>G—>
Lacunary tone poems of the FBI's cleanup job. Suiciding a witness fingered by Doc Dwayne's son as having seen him, shooting two witnesses sitting at a local sandwich shop, etc.

On Cummed Pants

>>18975942
good effort but a bit too transparent

>>18975960
>transparent
LOL

>>18969933
Stolen Valor

Sure Incisor: a truely political diary of
esoteric plaque & podiatric medicine

>>18969933
Suicidal Righteousness

>>18970712
Ten Million Puppets
In the Brazilian state Paraná, an emergency room doctor in Curitiba receives a young patient showing signs of aggravated dementia. One of her parents is sobbing and babbling that her daughter is possessed. A CT scan shows what turns out to be a mass of insect eggs.

Professor Charles X Kinbote at Miskatronica University has been documenting and chasing down possession incidents for 3 decades. All have involved brain injuries from insect... infections. Kinbote's theory (which is true) is that insects are the race of fallen angels. Demons are not invisible, we are surrounded at all times, on our ceilings, in our walls. Interviews with human angel-demon hosts always have the same general answers to the Kinbote Possession Questionnaire.

Prof CXK travels to Curitiba and obtains a sample of the removed eggs. Sneaking them back into America, he raises a number of them to adulthood. The main part of the novel is Prof CXK attempting to infect various people with his angels. Embarrassing failures, and eventually a disastrous success.

The final act the professor has become infected with insects himself. The demon-angel insects ride him all the way to the top of the university administration. Intrigue and murder and spreading infections among students and admins and spilling out into the local town.

>>18971933
Bump

The Second Coming & The Devil’s Dilemma

>>18971922
The Woodsman's Retreat
Grant County Oregon Prison Work Camp 2024. Work detail is construction of a new Bate log flume coming through Malheur. Blistering, hammering, splashing pains of construction under the guns of American flag shoulder badges. Prisoners being fed into logging operations due to the extreme danger not proper for government workers, the industry having been globo-nationalized. The dead are dumped into an out of the way mine.

Story circles around the naturally coed it's 2024 prisoners and their dealings with each other and their deranged guards. The prisoners were hastily spirited out of their former reality after the events of 2023 and the guards are also new, due to the low barrier to entry for this neo-government-work-program.

Escapes and sabotage. Friendships and abuse and murderous assignments. Fresh arrivals with news from the outside.

Everything thrown into splintering watery chaos when The Northwest Front invades, taking over Grant County. A number of the freed prisoners agree to stay on and continue in the line of work, now for pay. This includes one of the prison guards (female) (lesbian) who was given the prison uniform of one of the prisoners killed in the fracas. The new life is good but there is an air of tension about the Front holding Oregon against ZO—the US Government.

And of course the US Government returns, forcing our protagonists, who see the other workers being massacred—everyone out working on the flume—forcing the survivors down into the mine (the one used as a mass grave) in order to escape.

What else is down there? Will anyone survive?

oogaa booga unga bunga jiga booga.

>>18969933
Sanity's Lament

Gamble on a bough.

Call of the Crocodile

>>18969933
Phenomenology of Alice

bump

>>18970696
>Raw Chicken Soup
Cos Cob, Connecticut, I work for the American Self-help, consumer goods and media company Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment in fact checking. Yes the stories are bullshit, obviously. But they still need a sign off from their authors, legally. After the Adeline Lee Zhia Ern and Ibram X. Kendi scandals, the reputation and legal hazards require someone (me) to visit each of the likely-to-be-published 'authors'. I'm fairly lazy and use private detectives mainly. But when it's a woman or someone well-known I take the opportunity to meet them and see what I can get out of it.

Our latest publication received a submission from Jairek Robbins, the completely bizarre self help maniac and son of Tony Robbins. I watched a video of his and turned it off out of boredom. My PI slid a near empty file across to me at a Santa Monica diner.

My business meeting (to verify the harrowing tale submitted) at the Andrzejewski Compound does not include Jairek. I'm given a tour of his wife's (for lack of a better word) compound. I see no evidence of Jairek Robbins.

My PI meets with me that night with new information. He provides me with the location of Jairek, who, it turns out, is severely mentally retarded and has been since birth (google him) and the next day I visit him, bringing along a helmet and dribble bib in order to mock I mean ingratiate myself with him. The meeting goes off as expected and he draws all over the documents I need signed, close enough to a signature.

I successfully return to Cos Cob and write a novel about my experiences here in a much more sinister manner.

James Went Outside Today

>>18969933
really liked you image op

>>18969933
Of the bird that had to learn how to fly again

>>18969933
L'Entrée des Artistes

bumping for interest

>>18972913
Hello Jenny!
05:29:27:13:03 PM 12/12/2022 an accident at a chirality lab in Boston, MA caused what became known as The White Wave, a phenomenon that throws humanity into chaos. From its first moment, a misty white shadow of time appeared and moved backwards in mirror movement. Suddenly, the entire world could be seen running backwards as a whitish mist, on top of our forward running world as we know it. Suddenly, perfect forensics, if you're at the right place at the right time. The implications are devastating.

But our protagonist's personal plans are not sinister, he just wants to relive the life he had with Jennifer, who had been gone seemingly forever, now a backwards moving time shadow. He knows where to find her as the time crosses over to her being "alive" again. He rewatches their life shadows, follows her around, and as time passes is able to stalk her as her shadow becomes younger and younger and he gets older and older, all the way backwards past her birth and into her mother.

He stalks his obsession against the unfolding forensics disaster around him, the entire world falling apart as the time shadow unwinds. Strange phenomenon like Secret Service protecting both politicians and their time shadows—truth threatening to destroy the world. Shutting down major areas where certain horrible events took place in order to keep them obscure. Problems such as building shadows overlaying other buildings, ghosts of people in your house, etc.

>>18969933
The Elastic Joyride (short story, say)

>>18980521
>The Elastic Joyride
A group of Florida SCUBA Divers have a secret way to get thrills: A pipe along the coast pulls in about 500k gallons of water per minute into a nuclear power plant's cooling system and dumps everything out onto the bay side—a water slide where you're thrown in with panicking tarpons, goliath groupers and sharks, through an amazing array of flashing lights, equipment and grates. But this time, the power plant has some new installations.

bump

>>18981085
Nice. Beyond my expectations and I even liked the gif

bumping for more

>>18970362
>The Schizoid Product
Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory, Cold Spring Harbor, Long Island, NY:
Jenő Zappa and Guido Szép both standing arms crossed watching their postdoc through a one way mirror attempt to use the matter zipper. The woman flattens and distorts—seemingly unzipping from three dimensions to two and folding like origami. To Zappa and Szép she appears like they somehow crossed more eyes than they possess. Simple and complex, clean lines cutting through space—flesh tucked into object into flesh, stuffed inside out like a MissingNo. Klein bottle—churning to a stop after a surreal commotion.

This moment sets Szép & Zappa at odds—report this as a lab accident and have the zipper technology fall into all the wrong hands? Or: grab the zippers and cut a new path forward? That slow, crystallized second cracks and the men set in motion—Jenő attempting to stop Zappas spree of destruction, returns to his home and finds his family (and pet dog) in the postzipped state around his living room. Guido manages to get his own arm caught in the zipper, mangling himself.

The climax is when Guido uses a reality zipper to retreat away from the consequences of the havoc he began and Jenő goes in after him in pursuit of revenge.

Please note that the zippers are, despite their power, so small as to be invisible to human sight.

>>18982358
Martin Schroeder approves.

>>18972876
Pet Rock
Peta's exposé on the reemerging pet rock industry.

bump

Lets see what you got OP

Dionysus Galaxy Wine

>>18984566
Not OP but the way into this probably consists of spiritualizing the god into his most space encompassing, diffuse aspect. Tricky because not at all familiar

>>18985583
Or perhaps a small time vintner looking for a big time name? This could really go anywhere..

The Way She Warped Me
>>18970361
gosh darn i'd read the fuck out of this
>>18970448
>>18970272
>>18976137
>>18980372
and these too. you have a penchant for bullshit plots that are actually incredibly intriguing

Cuckfest

>>18985757
Back to ad gif, slime

cum man

Sleeping Awake

>>18984566
>Dionysus Galaxy Wine
Ari Avram Katz has landed the biggest gig possible: they're making his sci-fi novels into a Netflix series. Two problems though, he's not a Katz, his name is Warren Wilhelm III and he's had perpetual, but varying, levels of alcohol in his bloodstream for the last decade.

The series is about a battle of the bands on the planet Venus, Netflix has both the Rolling Stones and The Beatles slotted—their likenesses: CGI naturally—Jagger, Richards, and Ringo are on board to lend voice acting to their animated selves—A battle of the bands, the Dionysian alien band of the Rolling Stones vs the Apollonian Beatles fighting for the heart of the Venusian Princess played by Olivia Rodrigo. Filming will be in Tinúm, Mexico. The stage will be on top of a flashing neon light-rigged Chichen Itza. Rodrigo will be on set in person. This is the most expensive Netflix project to date. It is projected to revive the popularity of both bands and send record sales into uncharted territory.

And Netflix wants Warren on set in the Yucatán jungle, where he will be forced to pretend to be a sober Jew. And the 20-week shoot is being used as cover for a CIA operation to re-establish Los Pelones (the remains of the Gulf Cartel). Netflix, seeing an opportunity to get use out of being used, has coordinated agreements for publicity stunt raids and shootings on the set to help the series make it into the news cycle—and to have the videos of the kayfabe attacks go viral. And to have the—look they all know he isn't Jewish and he's a vicious nightmare drunk—to have the fraudulent Wilhelm kidnapped and murdered as the publicity pièce de résistance.

Not everything goes as planned and the kayfabe spills into actual disaster as Los Zetas catch wind of the CIA's plans.

Our debilitated and deranged hero manages to escape execution and is plunge—in his DT delirium—into the jungles riddled with ruins of the Mayan empire crawling with CIA, cartels, jaguars and one Olivia Rodrigo. Will he survive, publish his memoir... and make it to the Academy Awards??

>>18985648
bullshit he calls them

>>18985648
>The Way She Warped Me
...didn't think anything could be more obnoxious than "Dionysus Galaxy Wine"

>>18986941
The Day She Woofed and Warped Me might have proved interesting

Jews

>>18969933
As if my car's AC could imitate the 7 wounds of Egypt

bump

No Roads Leading to Oklahoma

>>18985648
The Way She Warped Me
Erotic thriller in the manner of If on a winter's night a traveler
>%| —> you're in high school and someone has left an erotic note in your locker. You examine it, excited, it even has a hint of perfume or shampoo or something. You're able to figure out who it isn't from the smell, so and so never wears it, and from the handwriting, too girly for so n so, from the ink, the kind of paper, not quite clear...
More are slid into your locker over the year, full spectrum erotica... and directly describing you, different fantasies. Your ideas of who this is has you start acting differently towards who you believe it pursuing you but then...

They become different each time now, so different you're considering girls you never thought of, and they're describing things new and from a strange perspective, who is mimicking all these people? Putting perfumes (pheromones too?) on the notes, letters, some even printed. You're led around chasing girls, acting in a world of fantasies by a mysterious tour guide.

An adventure of eroticism, voyeurism, rape the statutory kind from a teacher you sicko. We do not find out who was writing them at the end. Maybe they all warped you in their way.

Churchill and the Ones He Did Know

A Worm Sings of Thunder

Who We Really Are

One Ticket From Kerry to Hell Please, Sir

Air You Speak Of

Frame of the Game

>>18988325
blessed, thank you anon

Super Cum Bros 3: Bowers Revenge

>>18969933
Ironside

>>18988355
kek

Somebody save this thread.

>>18986925
i meant no offenc anon, most things in life are bullshit. the real skill lies in making the bullshit intriguing like you have

>>18988325
this idea has given me a hardon :[

>>18988290
>>18979390
>>18977516
I have halfway ideas for these, can post tomorrow if this is still up

>>18969933
where in the fuck is OP's image from?

Son of No One in Particular

Days Without God

Blood Meridian

The Last Remaining Dandy

Living in Linear Time

Greasepaint and Kandy Korn

How is this on page 10? I'm still waiting for OP to come back. Bump.

Cry of Fear

>>18990229
manga from an author who likes fat girls and beef curtains

>>18991918
sauce pls

Sneed IV: The Pontification of Abraxas Hydroplane

>>18969933
Ancient Pottery

>>18992037
All The Pretty Horsies

>>18990287
Blood Mode
Blood Mean

Bump Stock Butterfly

>>18977528
Story set in Japan about a man living next to a middle school, tormented by his libido for the loli and hebe chicks that pass his apartment by and constructs for himself idealized characters corresponding to the standout girls. Bulk of the novel deals with the fantastical scenarios he daydreams and self-inserts in, each of which progressively melds more and more with his personal issues until he crosses his own adult world with that of the underage
Themes involve the infantilization of modern adults, quandaries of adultifying minors and the standing dilemma of having the two intersect (e.g. would courting a 14yo more emotionally mature than any potential adult mate you know be morally right or morally wrong?). Also would be a book inexplicably shitting on millennials

An Old Man in His Late Twenties

>>18969933
1000 dead finches

Speeddoing these

>>18988329
Train transporting German Nazis travels through a tunnel. Our first char goes about his tasks when he realizes his comrades are suddenly missing, replaced by a handful of foreign (WW2, obviously) soldiers, each from a different nation. Train doesn't show any signs of stopping. Will be full of heavy-handed symbolism pushed to the crazy nines, you hear — we're already in the abstract with the train imagery.

>>18988333
Victim of ongoing child abuse (high schooler) concocts a plan to trap her abusive mother in their house and burn it all down, but the difficulty in doing so actually lies in the mother's overprotection of her younger brother (grade schooler), who the former dearly loves. A bunch of the chapters deals with the daughter's Electra-tier keikakus to win her bro over his own fear of the mom and get him to safety before she turns to arson. Incest subplots can be inserted as needed, don't give a shit.

>>18988342
Independent suicide cult spends final days on earth reliving key memories of their comprising five members — memories both good and bad as per their group's half-assed, floundering doctrines — only to find out how awkward it is for them to actually do so (e.g. trying to sneak to a school fair as a bunch of sadcunt adults and having to bullshit their way through the reception)

>>18988355
Dog travels the underworld searching for pets unjustly brought there by their owners or by a social zeitgeist (like how black cats are associated with misfortune), aiming to free them all. Mythological creatures or figures could be included as well — we could add in a dragon at some point and have it discuss with the dog why it should be let free with the others or something.

>>18988368
Guy is given two fireworks, the sparks of which grant a randomized set of 10 any and all wishes he would invariably have at the moment he sets each of them off. These include subconscious wishes as well — anything as fleeting as wanting a tank to anything as solidified as wanting marriage are all up for grabs. If it comes to him that his best friend ought to turn into a girl, it remains permanently unless he uses the 2nd firework to remedy it.

>>18994181
Shit I guess for the 4th, a dragon wouldn't really be a pet, so just change the dog to free animals and creatures in general

>>18993861
>>18994181
OP here, I wouldn't read any of these %(
Think harder.

>>18994960
Or bother to actually write. Would you?

>>18969933
I'm 41, 5'7, 115-120 Pounds.

My Wife Chino-chan~

>>18985604
You're kinda right and kinda wrong, either way though I do need to keep in mind with fleshing him out when he appears, ty

It's a concept I have of a wine made by Dionysus that has has an entire galaxy seeped into it. It's about one genius who lives in the wine who found a way to see outside his bubble and to see everything around it, for better but mostly worse. While people in our world discover his world and piece together how this happened

>>18969933
steel ball run

>>18997085
Well? Booze and wine are 'spirits'--a single one could be a genius (or a genie from a bottle)
So far as my reading is concerned the writers that bubble forth-from this concoction-are Leibniz, Sloterdijk, 'Moses' (Genesis), Apollinaire, Artemidorus, David Lindsay, and Alfred Jarry...that's quite a list. The whole of life is involved, a detached vintner god-creator-observer, and a reader that drinks
Pretty ambitious, anon

>>18969933
Glow from Flesh, Thought from Stone

They Do it for Free

>>18997527

Adrian Glow is a janitor upon the generation ship, Jaconda. The ship has been proceeding to its far-flung destination for over 500 years, during which time the Glow family’s once sterling reputation as private detectives has slowly eroded.

As he’s cleaning the crime scene of another bloody murder, he stumbles upon a strange artifact in a part of the ship that’s be uninhabitable for centuries. It appears at first glance to be merely a smooth, human head-sized stone, but it begins to illuminate as Adrian gets near, revealing both sophisticated and arcane machinery inside. The machine was originally used to compute various probabilities regarding the political, social, etc events amongst the ship’s population, but Adrian starts using it to solve crimes.

It becomes clear that other artifacts are responsible for the murders, as the ship will never reach its intended destination— the ship’s architects decided it was the humane way of dealing with the would-be colonists (rather than have them eventually starve.)

>>18995023
You're off your rocker, I absolutely would write those. They'd be placed in a short story collection of my own making, with commissioned paintings to accompany each title. In fact, if it ever gets made, I'll reference this thread in some way.

Renegade ancients of the serious anus of tomorrow against a nonsequitur future of jellibeam tentacle figetrips who didn't like theatre but went anyway to fish cute redhead vegetable shopclerk who probably has zucchini uo her happy hole either for angst or enjoyment or both but not with butter

Kabuki warrior of the frenzied fridge

>>18969933
The lyrics on the back of a suicide note.

Go on op (was an emo song in my highschool band)

Bald By 20

>>18998249
Anon, you have the somewhat uncommon gift more an ability of improvisation. The next step would be picking out the very few good things out of the trash heap. Don't fool yourself. And don't abuse the audience.

>>18998163
What is the draw here?

>>18997085
>>18997265
>>18985604
Or here?

>>18994181
Or anywhere here...

>>18993861
Or here...

>>18998694
I was the OP who though of the name Dionysus Galaxy Wine(shitty title but I couldn't think of anything else) and I have the concept in mind but I haven't wrote anything on it yet. I just though of a depressing and interesting concept to have a character who is centuries wiser and smarter then everybody in his world who finds out that his and everybodys entire existence and problems such mass hysteria, gluttony, low intelligence, and low priority of helping society in any meaningful way, all of these problems being built in the fabric of their world by a God who made their universe as a party trick, as the mc tries to find some way to cope with his universe and the one going on beyond it.

As for the other part that's going on outside the wine, all I though about just having historians and wine critics discussing this wine that shouldn't haven't been preserved so well to be a way of putting some tangible danger into the events of the story. While also building up the mythos of the world, how even though it's better then the world in wine its still has some of the underlying issues but they have no reason not to fix it

>>18969933
Of An Astounding Gore

>>18998714

>>18994181
>Dog travels the underworld searching for pets unjustly brought there by their owners or by a social zeitgeist (like how black cats are associated with misfortune), aiming to free them all. Mythological creatures or figures could be included as well — we could add in a dragon at some point and have it discuss with the dog why it should be let free with the others or something.
>Shit I guess for the 4th, a dragon wouldn't really be a pet, so just change the dog to free animals and creatures in general
It's perfect though. A dragon that can't be a pet marks the beginning of a debate: should every animal of the underworld be freed? What does the dragon say to convince the dog in order to be saved too? The dog, because of its kind nature, couldn't possibly understand the moral implications of such a dilemma but the other animals surely will. Considering the fact that not everyone will be able to depart with the dog, how do you determine which animals are taken and which are left down there to eternal suffering? What makes pets better than others? What will the dog choose as he makes his way through increasingly difficult situations?

>>18998694
I am the guy who wrote >>18998249 and these two >>18993861 >>18994181, but even in the ones you linked, whatever draw you ought to feel has to come from you after making up a story for it, which is the point of these threads:
>>18998163
Societal purpose of the machine vs. the utilitarianism of its true intentions (of which can be individually reflected and extrapolated in Adrian's final decision to use it for detective work, too, who knows? Prob could write him to have a grudge for his family's fall from grace, seeing how he's a janitor)
>>18997085
>>18997265
Second anon built upon it already — since it's all wrapped up in that singular motif of drink, you could think up all these conflicts regarding vice, addiction, perception etc. in religious, cultural and communal contexts (of which hardly need to be exclusive from one another)
I'll write that collection from my synopses in full one day, I tell you.

>>18981436
that's a very cute gif, indeed

>>19000661
You're fucking lovely anon, that's exactly the type of shit that makes the synopsis work