/lit/ - Literature

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>I encouraged hi to start a Tumblr to post them on
Ugh why do normies do this

>>18937371
>posts a frog
why do incels do this?

>>18938588
>nigger
nigger

>>18938588
>why do incels do this?

You're on 4chan lmao. Bump, tho. I'll check out his Tumblr.

im going to fuck your slutty boyfriend bloody
you're going to walk in on him moaning as he greedily rides my thick veiny cock

>>18938615
OP here.
>You're on 4chan lmao
See, here's the thing. I refuse to believe "incels" are real. Even the weirdo nerds in small towns like ours got laid before they finished highschool. Finding a romantic partner, let alone a casual fling for a night, isn't hard if you literally just talk to someone for a little bit.
>Bump, tho. I'll check out his Tumblr.
Well I do appreciate that.

>>18938623
You could just ask politely. We've had threesomes with friends before.

You can stop pretending you're your imaginary girlfriend, OP.

>>18938648
>See, here's the thing. I refuse to believe "incels" are real. Even the weirdo nerds in small towns like ours got laid before they finished highschool. Finding a romantic partner, let alone a casual fling for a night, isn't hard if you literally just talk to someone for a little bit.
Bad take

>>18938648
yes, it really is that easy. so imagine how fucked the people here must be.

>>18938692
>>18938696
No, to be honest, - unless you're Ace/Aero, no one over 20 who is seriously looking for a partner in love or sex won't have been able to find one.

Especially if you're Straight. Because even in small towns, everyone finds someone. Even if you're big or not conventionally attractive, because people like that find love all the time. Even if you have niche interests, because with the internet and everything, people with shared interests can meet up easier than ever nowadays.

/lit/, I would assume, would be one of the "smarter" 4chan pages. Anyone here who is a fully developed adult should be perfectly able to go out on any night and approach people of a gender they're attracted to and find a relationship or a fling.

>pretending to be your own "girlfriend"
holy fucking incel

You faggots do know this is just Card advertising his shitty writing again, right? He makes a bunch of shitty hidden ad threads and you fags never seem to know what's goung on.

>>18938729
>Ace/Aero
>Aero
was dat

>>18938729
>a fully developed adult
this is what normie means.
lady, you dont know what you are talking about. the hole is too deep for your eyes.

>>18938738
>>18938674
I never said I was his girlfriend. I said he was my boyfriend.
So not only are you projecting. You making some heteronormative assumptions there.

>>18938747
Thanks for asking!
Ace and Aero are short for "Asexual" and "Aromantic", respectively. Which refers to people disinterested in sexual intercourse or romantic relationships.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_asexuality

It's perfectly okay to be, by the way! And the attached pic is a pic / poem John dedicated for an Ace friend of ours earlier this year.

>>18938788
go back to tumblr faggot

>>18938788
everyone knows it's you, faggot
sage

>>18938833
Nah.
>>18938862
Big mad.

>>18938788
>some heteronormative assumptions
boyfriend is couple-normative.

>>18938588
It makes them feel less alone
>>18938648
>isn't hard if you literally just talk to someone for a little bit
That's the thing. Anyone could get laid, but once you convince yourself that you can't, you obsess over why you can't instead of just trying until you succeed
>>18938729
>/lit/, I would assume, would be one of the "smarter" 4chan pages
kek
If anyone here was smart this thread would be about the writing instant of an instant shit-flinging incel thread like every other
Post on reddit if you want to talk about anything worthwhile, 4chan is for shitposting only

>>18936601
i dont know why you shill this here. you belong more to tumblr really. but your writing is generic trash.

>>18938788
Condescending twat, tell him to join a writing club or something instead of bothering people on here with your shit

>>18938788
Heterosexual is literally the norm. Calling something "heteronormative" as a negative is hilarious.

>>18936601
Stop shilling you degenerate

>>18938588
I have a large collection of frogs and women love me. Try being attractive and just walking outside. That's literally it. I'm intentionally mean to women and they love it. You can do anything if you look good.

>>18938788
>Ace and Aero are short for "Asexual" and "Aromantic", respectively. Which refers to people disinterested in sexual intercourse or romantic relationships.
Why build up an elaborate made up taxonomy when it's obvious to anyone who has talked to them that they're just mentally ill, porn addicts, overly anxious, special identity collectors (akin to kids begging their doctors for mental illness diagnoses that they can parade to social ends), etc.

>>18936601
>He considers it his best
The first sentence is 48 words. This would be great as a lullaby because it'll put your readers to sleep

Post your boyfriend's bussy

>>18938648
>isn't hard if you literally just talk to someone for a little bit.
I completely agree. I socialize often and talk to women but I simply don't talk about sex. Haven't had sex in 10 years.

>>18941160
I just read it, and the first sentence was 11 words.
>>18936601
It's good OP

Why would you ever shill someone's blog on a place as toxic as 4chan?

Wow, he sure managed to accurately capture the authentic experience of raw tedium

>>18938648
Fuck off you stupid attention seeking roastie

>>18941344
I skipped the italicized blurb. Also, that's 12 words, not 11. I'm talking about
>Staring at the email portal of her office computer, Cassie could only wrap both her hands around an oversized breakroom coffee mug and let the slight burn of the freshly filled ceramic drag her out of an immediate sense of slightly-incredulous apprehension and back into the moment.
What a disgusting fucking sentence.

>>18940569
>Why build up an elaborate made up taxonomy when it's obvious to anyone who has talked to them that they're just mentally ill, porn addicts, overly anxious, special identity collectors (akin to kids begging their doctors for mental illness diagnoses that they can parade to social ends), etc.
It's an identifier for someone who when asks can say they are "ace" instead of going on a long winded spiel. It's really that simple. Nice strawman by the way.

>>18941719
*for someone who when asked

bump

>>18941417
rude