/lit/ - Literature

Goblins are Jews, wizards are Anglos.

>>18925137
Yes.
>>18925152
No.

>>18925152
Muggles are anglos, wizards are Jews, goblins are also Jews.

It's just like in Star Trek: every race that isn't baseline human is the Jews.

>>18925137
This actually makes me wonder, for a civilization with active prophets (divination is supposed to be a big deal), how did it never have previous "chosen ones" foretold? It's like Harry was the first one. It's an aspect Rowling hasn't really expanded on.

>>18925137
>Better than muggles at everything
No? Wizards aren't nearly as good as muggles at science.

>>18925918
So like Jews then.

The real question should be: "are jews just wizards?"

Is OP a /pol/tard crossboarder?

>>18925918
Magic is science.

>>18925829
There probably were previous chosen ones. I bet there's wizards chosen by fate for all kinds of tasks.

>>18925366
Goblins are super jews. A rare breed of heeb.

>>18926140
They're the Jewish banker caste. Wizards are the lesser Jews who do stuff like win 90% of the Nobel prizes.

>>18925366
Wizards are obviously Ashkenazi Jews.

>>18926226
Mud bloods must be the jews that work in the deli and shit.

>>18926233
Slytherins are obviously nazis.

>>18926305
Death Eaters are the Nazi-like group.

>>18926305
Nah, they're hardcore Jews. The kind who disown their kids for marrying out of the tribe and think arabs are basically monkeys.

>>18926121
No.

>>18925137
>They have their own country where muggles aren't allowed to live
Wizards don't have their own country.

>Harry is the messiah they've been waiting for
They're not really waiting for messiah.

>>18926355
Nigga, if you showed a medieval peasant an iphone, you would be burned at the stake.

That's weird, it says /lit/ but this is most definitely a /pol/tard thread

>>18926361
They have their world separate from the muggle world. I guess it's more like apartheid than Israel though.

>>18926366
Magic doesn't work like that in this fictional universe.

>>18926349
This. The Slithers are basically Kohanim or Hasidim.

If you look at the structure of the infamous Neuremberg laws, the supposed purity obsession of the Nazis didn't actually exist. If you were a quarter Jewish you were a full citizen of the Reich. You just couldn't join the SS. But the super orthodox jews are the ones who map out their family trees for like ten generations and are really into purity of lineage.

>>18926445
How else could it work? Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Let's look at the definition of science:
>sci·ence
/ˈsīəns/
the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment.

Wizards are just a portion of the human population with special abilities and access to part of the natural world muggles can't touch but cough syrup is literally a potion, fren. Wizards probably have to brew some in muggle studies.

>>18926537
>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Stop quoting Clarke, you parrot.
>the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behaviour of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment.
That's science, yes.

But science =/= technology.

>>18926500
We both know this didn't matter down the line.

>>18926748
The genocidal gas chambers didn't exist, friend.

>>18926748
>>18926778
Also, jews weren't even deported from Germany. Only from the occupied territories. There was a regularly-attended synagogue in Berlin until the city fell in 1945.

>>18926579
Wands and brooms are technology.

>>18925137
"The Jewish theory that the goyim envy the superior ability of the Jews is not borne out by the facts. Most goyim, in fact, deny that the Jew is superior, and point in evidence to his failure to take the first prizes: he has to be content with the seconds. No Jewish composer has ever come within miles of Bach, Beethoven and Brahms; no Jew has ever challenged the top-flight painters of the world, and no Jewish scientist has equaled Newton, Darwin, Pasteur or Mendel. In the latter bracket such apparent exception as Ehrlich, Freud and Einstein are only apparent. Ehrlich, in fact, contributed less to biochemical fact than to biochemical theory, and most of his theory was dubious. Freud was nine-tenths quack, and there is sound reason for believing that even Einstein will not hold up: in the long run his curved space may be classed with the psychosomatic bumps of Gall and Spurzheim. But whether this inferiority of the Jew is real or only a delusion, it must be manifest that it is generally accepted. The goy does not, in fact, believe that the Jew is better than the non-Jew; the most he will admit is that the Jew is smarter at achieving worldly success. But this he ascribes to sharp practices, not to superior ability." (Minority Report: H. L. Mencken's Notebooks)

>>18926817
No, the magic comes from the wizard's blood, not from an external source.

Wizards don't need usually need muggle technology because they can make their own better versions of stuff. Instead of launching a nuke they could just cast magic missile, for abortions there's fetus deletus, instead of giant robots they have ogres hit with the imperius spell, etc

>>18926829
>and no Jewish scientist has equaled Newton, Darwin, Pasteur or Mendel.
Einstein and Bohr come to mind. Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_scientists

>>18926829
>emotional rant with no measurable facts

>>18926836
Cars that suck pee out of your bladder and turn it into fuel would still be considered cars.

>>18926850
Einstein was a hack fraud plagiarist

>>18926906

>>18926980
That's a meme.

>>18926990
you are a meme

>>18926980
He was a wizard.

>>18926983
Seething gentile cracka detected

>>18926799
Stop being anti-semitic. Just stop.

>>18926993
no u

This board in particular has a hard on for jews compared to the rest of this site.

>>18927008
>Chad jew
>literally cries because Ben and jerry's stops selling ice cream

>>18927008

>>18926829
Every race has its high points and down points. The Jew is a parasite, so it will always remain on the bottom, deceptively portraying itself at the top.

>>18927008
wait, arent both of those lists of comments agreeing with each other though?

>>18927892
That's what ghetto negroes say about white gentiles, anon.

But do wizards harvest the blood of muggle infants for their sorcery?

>>18927037
Jews have high IQs, so they hang out here and on the sciencey boards.

>>18927041
It's white gentiles crying.

>>18925137

>>18928392
Look at the teeth, that's clearly an anglo.

>>18927921
Ghetto niggers always think they're at the top even when they are at the bottom. They can't acknowledge they are presently not that great.

>>18925179
One of my jewish friends who spergs out at the very mention of Harry Potter constantly points out that in the official description of goblins mentions Jews.

>>18927929