/lit/ - Literature

fuck you

old thread 404d
jannies mad

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>>18919066

Here my fellow Waldun scholars, the first chapter of La Academie.

In true ESL fashion as was meant to be read.

https://vocaroo.com/1etrm6H9geOF

>>18919077
Fucking jannies. What possible grounds could they have for deleting it?

>>18919085
unequivocally waldunian

STAY MAD

>>18919087
Maybe it was in protest of 4chan withholding compensation for all their hard work

>>18919085
Thank you Tony Montana.

L'Sneedémie

>>18919087
seething magatards mass reported it

TICK. TOCK.
RICE. COCK.

cooper is innocent

>>18919103
Expect it within the next 4 days

>>18919105
cooper is in some ways even more pathetic than Waldun and co.

>>18919085
>Abe See-eyes

>>18919066
Damn, the last thread lost. I'll restate my view that Tom (AKA Man of History) represents the ideal of authenticity and stands in contrast to Eddington, who experiences similar events but is simply being manipulated by The Regime to become their new dissident catcher. He most succinctly encapsulates Waldun's oft repeated views on the dichotomy of rote school learning and true passionate autodidacticism.

>>18919105
based KDbro

>>18919066
It's about the movement. Jaidyn is the beating heart. Jay is the body. Waldun is the mind.

It all runs painfully deep.

Start your adventure here:
Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ZpAiw3vio
Familiarization: https://youtu.be/tzAqf00sFII

Getting to know Jaidyn (HEART):
https://youtu.be/G9egz4rDrCU
https://youtu.be/dU9BNkjlyF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ub5pnKzlE

Getting to know Jay (BODY):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBzJkDfhgU
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wPS2mriODdEnzko3Fh5k3L58mswruN7F/view
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeM67BqJC-0

Getting to know Waldun (MIND):
The lack of self-awareness. The repressed homosexuality. His early masterpiece, The Learned Disguise, is the only way in. However, you can start your journey into this young man via his fashion advice as inspired by his daddy issues (trying to please him but realizing he must make his own path to self-discovery): https://youtu.be/TyTh_F0rc-A

Advanced Waldunlore (Introduction to HH):
>>18912091

A decade from now academics will still be debating who got it right: Orwell or Huxley. Waldunchads will sit in the back of the lecture halls with a slight smirk on their face. They're still debating this...even after all these years? Heh. They'll get up and move slowly to the door.

As a cool wind blows through the campus they'll put their earbuds in and adjust their collar. Slyly, they'll drop a copy of L'Academie onto the ground. It's not rubbish--but it will surely be picked up...eventually.

>>18919109
without cooper, this thread wouldn't be up, the discord leak kept the waldunchads alive

>>18919118
lmao

>>18919110
Truly spectacular ESLs

>That's when he realized, Academia was rather dark here in L'adademie.
He can't be fucking serious.

if waldun does a Q&A for l'académie i will sign up for his patreon

>>18919085
Fits the book perfectly. Amazing.

>>18919154
>(you)
Stop reposting this. It isn't very good.

>>18919114
Fuck you. Why am I spending my evening learning about some australian retards?

>>18919077
why did jannies 404 the earlier thread??? are they not interested in literature?

>>18919103
Will Waldun finally snap after his review? He already did damage control on the comment section of the Learned Disguise review, renouncing the book. In the L'Académie release video, he went on and on about how he was as shit writer back then. The realization that he did not improve that much at all might be too much for him.

>>18919178
FYI: The Modern Philosopher video has been subbed out for Clarence | The Melbourne Clown. Bow-bababababaBOW. Enjoy!

>>18919185
jealousy mostly

What's the point of this stupid meme

>>18919185
Straight white men hate seeing a PoC winning.

>>18919185
It's too bad...that thread had some of the best posts so far in this week-long discussion of Waldun and the Melbourne Movement. Hopefully it's archived somewhere and we can link to it on future threads.

anyone got the Archive of old Waldun videos?

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>>18919249
please tell me that nic cage is the man of history

>>18919103
Someone read (pic) and join KD's discord. We need to help him to appreciate our man.

>>18919220
>Hopefully it's archived somewhere

>>18919220
>>/lit/thread/18916925
i recommend 4chanX, you see deleted shit automatically and it turns namefags into anon so no more butterdyke

>>18919087
Making new threads for a general before the old thread hits bump limit (and really before it hits Page 8), especially on a board as slow as this, is a no no.

>>18919336
the faggot jannies ought to raise the bump limit to 500 then
i will shit more threads out just to piss them off
fuck jannies

>>18919336
The new thread was made 30 seconds after the last post on the old one. The jannies were just being fucktards.

>>18919355
that's his point though. making a new general when the old one is still active shits up a board

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>>18919366
Doesn't make sense. The other threads had a migrate message just after the bump limit. Even if that were an oversite on the part of the jannies working before-- the last post on the deleted thread was over the 300 limit.

Anyway, fuck talking about the jannies. We're wasting posts...we're here for our man Waldun.

>>18919189
I could 100% see him in 2 months doing the whole "I was an immature writer back then, but now I'm great!" bit again. But I think the popularity of his channel means he won't be able to memory wipe it like he did with The Disguise Of Learnedness.

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>>18919379
just before the 300 limit (298) and 45 seconds before this thread was created.

Fuck, had to waste another post to clarify. Back to our man.

>>18919379
The bump limit is 310, which the last post was still under, but yes, Valdun's proses are more important than such trivial matters.

>>18919066
Please stop posting in these threads “Waldunthuds”. You might have a good little chuckle to yourself and think you are really quite clever to ironically praise Waldun and devote time ironically to reading his books and watching his videos and posting long ironic analyses, all as a means of secretly pleasuring yourself, of remaining in a protective bubble of ironic stupidity. It is a means of firstly retaining your superiority to him (for the closeness of Waldun’s image to your own is frightening to you, threatening to dismantle your own projected self-image) by detaching yourself from him through a layer protective irony, and secondly as a means of detaching yourself from your own time and own authenticity, as if you did not need to use the time reading real literature and devoting yourself to real projects, to actually try and be something like Waldun is trying (however unsuccessfully) to do. Instead you allow yourselves to exist in an ironic fantasy where all your real values are inverted, where you praise what is antithetical to your ideal (Waldun) and devote absurd lengths of time in an inverted practise to this ideal comically, protecting yourselves from the horrible existential reality of your own self, your dizzyingly large but all-too-limited time on earth. Irony protects you from the horror of authenticity, from the constant problem of being. Your ironic worship of Waldun is a means of comforting your own mediocrity, and the irony is self-protective and immune to vulnerability in the sense that authentic discussion is not, in that it allows you to dismiss critics and people who tell you to use your time better as “not in on the joke” — but you are so devoted to your ironic performance that you would never state this explicitly, never allowing the ironic mask to drop, never showing your own vulnerable, authentic self. What you don’t realise is that anything you do ironically, you still DO. You are still praising Waldun, still devoting inordinate amounts of time to these inane threads, still polluting your minds and wasting your very real, very precious time. Wake up: read Kierkegaard and Heidegger and DFW (unironically), authentically be-toward-death, realise the infinite strangeness and potential of your own individual existence, your one life which no-one else but you can live, and which — however much you want to separate yourself from it and to ignore its existence — you CURRENTLY ARE.

>>18919405
>ironically
stopped reading there

>>18919405
>stop posting in these threads
stopped reading there

>>18919405
just click on a thread bro. literally any other thread

>>18919405
where do i start with kierkegaard and heidegger, and what are the prerequisites for each of them

>>18919405
here's your (you)

Will any piece of literature ever top this masterpiece?
It was just the perfect storm of delusions of grandeur, awful writing, and great memes.

KDBooks has commented on Waldun's video but so far Waldun has refused to acknowledge him. Will Waldun even watch the review when its out? I'm sure that now that he has a gf, she'll convince him any bad critics are just haters

>>18919475
>now that he has a gf
You mean reading buddy?

Learned Disguise review draft #2 for me to check audio levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN0p0nJU8Po

>look babe, sneed uploaded another version of his review of the first book. should we cancel dinner?

>>18919502
hey sneed anon, have you got that archive of old Waldun vids?

>>18919537
here's my Google Drive of rare Waldun videos

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XyFx3dnWOd6nTh0wb4hYTS0RV5OSSLNI

>>18919549
thanks buddy. I'd watch your new draft but I don't want to spoil the video for myself when it's finally done

can someone send me a cock.li invite? thanks

>>18919447
It's really impossible to top it. Writing "proses" in a book about how well-read and literate you are is top laffs.

Here's the Wayback archive of Waldun's old website:

https://web.archive.org/web/20201119140803/https://www.litpublication.com/

Some great gems here, and a must read for any Waldun scholars.

>>18919392
Sorry for arguing with you anon. It's just that...when it comes to Waldun I--I get so passionate. You are correct that we should not discuss such a minor tragedy when we have so much with which to rejoice!

>>18919589
>https://web.archive.org/web/20201119140803/https://www.litpublication.com/
You absolutely beautiful man.

>>18919589
first one I clicked on, and it has an incorrect "I've" usage. If I have to give Waldun something, he is consistent.

>>18919602
What to call this? A Waldunian inversion? This use of I've is, in fact, grammatically correct. Don't be embarrassed anon, his proses can be difficult to parse

>>18919589
These stories/sketches/fragments/whatever you'd like to call them read as much more sincere to me than his recent work as a humorist. Honestly, I'd like Waldun to return to this style. It seems much more authentic.

>>18919623
It seems wrong to me as well. Would "I'd had a long day" not be correct? Otherwise he'd be repeatedly changing tenses within the sentence.
But whatever, I'm probably wrong, why would anyone ever doubt the genius himself

>>18919602
>lit major
>doesn't understand past perfect
yeepers waldunthuds

>>18919475
He will watch it, for the same reason we peek into the horrible abyss. Waldun wants to know what people think of his work, even if he tries to resist at first he will come around and watch KD's review. He might not comment this time and pretend that he didn't watch it, but rest assured he will at least watch it

>>18919405
Do like DFW and kys

>>18919524
This but unironically

>>18919114
this has to be one of the worst poems i've ever read

>>18919720
you clearly don't understand the Jaidynian disposition

>>18919720
why does he say he's a beat poet if he apes bukowski?
ginsberg was a master of form

>>18919686
You're right. "I have had a bad day" is present perfect is present perfect ... Whereas "no one came" is past tense

Tense switching is indeed a classic waldunian trait

>>18919405
stop hating dud, embrace the new waldunium YW000

>>18919623
And what to call this? A waldunian double inversion?

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>>18919103
I think understanding this reference is my final rock bottom. I officially need help

KDCocks sure knows how to tease the sweet sweat and salty jissom from our manhood making us wait this long

>>18919720
ahh yes, very waldunian

>>18919787
>jissom
kek thanks for expanding my vocab

>>18919085
Waldunian...

>>18919085
>I am not a frog

>>18919085
this is terrible. I love it

sounds like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw

Ladies and gentleman I would like to announce that a gay little band of dunces formed their own 'L'Academie #7.5' thread because they got filtered by the image in the OP.
To them I would just like to say fuck you very much and you can stay in your crappy containment thread forever.
This will continue to be the OFFICIAL venue for Waldun scholarship.

>>18919118

kek'd hard

>>18919969
t. OP seething
They're right, your image is kinda shit.

>>18920002
you didn't get it

>>18920014
The original one without the head was funny. The others are stale and incredibly unWaldunian.

Waldunchads... The countdown has begun....

>>18920031
OHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAALLLLLLLDDDDDUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

>>18920031
Tick tock
Rice cock

>>18920031
STOP HIM!!!

>>18920031
>It's real

>>18920031
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>18920031
Incredibly disrespectful that he isn't waiting until September 1st. I will not be watching his review until I finish reading anyway.

>>18920067
Can't blame the man for making use of the special deal for Amazon members.

>>18920067
he purchased the fucking thing. fair's fair

>>18919405
Here's a quote from Schopenhauer you might appreciate:

"The will in itself is without (self) consciousness, and in the greatest part of its phenomena remains so. The secondary world of representation must be added for the will to become conscious of itself, just as light becomes visible only through the bodies that reflect it."

While I sympathize with Kierkegaard's deeply personal subjectivism, he neglects the fact that it is through our interaction and focus upon others that we gain greater insight into ourselves. When the subject objectifies themselves into a vacuum, little can be gained. However, through social interaction and participation within communities can we further actualize our potentials as individuals, because such circumstances allow for the possibility of a certain self-conscious realization wherein we’re made aware of the complexity of the self as it undergoes a wide variety of changes depending upon the context that stimulates the subject. While some communities are more destructive than others, like those that thrive on the ironic mockery of the naively ‘defiant’ and their inauthentic attempts at authenticity (given that these subjects of humiliation obediently follow the pre-existing capitalist-sanctioned path already set out for them), which in this case happens to be Waldun and the Waldunesque, there is nevertheless a bond that is formed that serves to call upon the individual an aspect of the self that is otherwise hidden when isolated from others. This is to say that participation in a ‘bad’ community can instead bring about a positive self-realization that would not occur within the vacuum of self objectification. As for positive communities, they bring about the best in an individual through the voluntary adoption of alternative behaviours that ultimately serve the collective good, which in turn eliminates the anxieties that accompany self-isolation through the validation of others, effectively pressing out the possibility of the formation of depression through altruism.

>>18920031
TIMESTAMPS

0:00 - START HERE
2:52 - 5 editors
3:55 - The Front Cover
4:13 - KD’s Plea
5:10 - Misquoting
6:24 - The ACTUAL quote
7:24 - L’Académie
8:44 - Double-Rods
10:44 - Books & bathrooms
12:01 - Alley ways
13:10 - Rogues & Accents
14:44 - French & USA
16:15 - What is your name?
18:09 - Duel Timeline
18:48 - Undermining the point
19:27 - Reading is hard
20:38 - TL;DR
22:08 - Remove the book from sale.
26:02 - The Score

How dishonorable of KDBooks to not wait until September 1! Now excuse me as I continue reading from a scanned pirated copy of L'Academie

>>18920111
>5:10 - Misquoting
Kek

>>18920111
>22:08 - Remove the book from sale.
waldunchads... it's been an honor shitposting with you

>>18919085
unfettered kino

>>18920111
OHHHH RICCCCEEEEEEE COOOOCCCKKKKKK

>>18920031
10 hours is too much, I can't wait bros

>>18920111
:( I am going to be very sad in 10 hours, aren't I

>>18920111
>Duel Timeline
Is this a Waldunesque mix up of dual and duel? The flashbacks to Amelia before The Regime could be seen as a dual timeline, that proceeds alongside the main timeline.
Or could it be he'll actually challenge Waldun to a duel, for the right to be the world's preeminent booktuber!?

>>18920031
>mantel
>rushdie
>solzhenitsyn (more like sellout-nitsyn amirite)
>vintage classics or whatever they're called
why does anyone listen to this plebian

>>18920111
Where are you seeing this? Oh fuck... poor Waldun

>>18920161
>why does anyone listen to this plebian
to pretend to be impartial while reading from a collection of curated milquetoast uncontroversial slop written by middle aged women with no internal life

>>18920179
meds

>>18920111

>remove the book from sale...

IT'S OVER WALDUNBROS, BIG DICK KD IS COMING

>>18920031
>L’Academie will definitely be properly edited and I really look forward to hearing your thoughts on it. :)
oh no... bros... not like this...

>>18920161
t. increasingly nervous waldunchad

KDBooks, I know you're reading thus. Do not post that video. If you do, you WILL feel the wrath of the Waldunchad army and you WILL regret it.
And that's your final warning, kid.

I thought he was going to be nice to Waldun. What happened? Why isn't he being kind and treating him with kid gloves

>>18920111
Even if the criticisms here are completely valid (and I'd imagine they are), and even if R.C. Waldun was kind enough to be nice about this, and even if he has a lot more subscribers than you, you still shouldn't publicly roast a self-published author as a matter of principle. It should go without saying that indie writers can't afford reviews like this. In today's climate online, it is way too easy for a novel (or an album, or whatever) to be eclipsed by a single YouTube video or tweet. Chris Stuckmann, who reviews movies on YouTube, refuses to trash low-budget indies for this reason. Not to mention, you obviously used R.C. Waldun for views here (unsurprisingly it is your most successful video), kind of like how you filmed yourself donating to charity for woke points in your video about favorite problematic books.

>>18920197
It is too late. The YouTube countdown has begun. The die has already been cast

>>18920031
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK

>>18920198
waldun didn't take him up on his offer to edit l'académie. the proverbial gloves are off

>>18920201
Is it still self published if Literary. Publication is the publishing house

>>18919720
>Jaidyn is male Rupi Kaur
Truly the soul of the neo romantic Beat trio

>>18920201
Nice bait

>>18920209
nooooooooooo!
Our Waldun is doomed

>>18920214
rude
at least rupi kaur draws doodles or something

>>18920210
What do you think? Hey, big boy?

>L'Academy
>A literary publication by Literary Publications publications

>>18920031
>>18920111
No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

>>18920201
>you still shouldn't publicly roast a self-published author as a matter of principle.

Why not? Lots of aspiring writers work for years to get a manuscript published. This guy just gets to pay a vanity press or Amazon and proceeds to act like he is their peer. If you can't take criticism don't produce.

>>18920197
>I know you're reading thus.
Waldunian!

KDBooks, you've made a powerful enemy. The scholars will see that you pay.

>>18920227
That's when he realized, publications were rather literary here in Literary Publication

>>18920201
I know this is bait but Waldun is a big fish and gives plent of "writing advices" on his channel, so its only fair that his novel gets criticized by other people

>>18919118
do more of these comments /lit/, you charlatans amuse me

>>18920031
my anus is ready

ITS ALMOST 4 IN THE EVENING AND I CANT SLEEP I NEED THIS FUCKING REVIEW

>>18920031
>>18920111
>Jay leaves, forcing Waldun to confront his feelings
>Waldun’s anus gets demolished by KDBooks
Bros, this is too comfy. This will make Waldun renounce his westaboo phase. He will complete the larp trilogy by writing No Longer Closeted in Cantonese. KDBooks will review the first English edition and give it a 10/10.

>>18920277
That .
is LITERARY.
DAMN.
BOOM.
FK YOU

>>18920031
>>18920111
>22:08 - Remove the book from sale.
lmao, this gonna be good

Kdbooxs is a pdh student

im in the waldun discord. guy just received word re: kdbooks. robin is being really catty and passive-aggressive kek

>>18920299
lmao post screens

>>18920198
Behind the hypnotic grimace of official pacification there is a war being waged. A war that can
no longer merely be called economic, social, or
humanitarian. It has become total. The war against chinks.

>>18920118
Scanned copy?
There is an unspoken rule with book reviewers that he is breaking

>>18920299

gib discord inv link

>>18920031

>>18920314
LMAO

"Thud!"

waldunthuds i dont feel so good

>>18919405
>My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
>Got out of bed at all
>The Melbourne rain clouds up my window
>And I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'll all be gray
>Put your writings on my wall
>They remind me, that I'm not so bad
>I'm not so bad

Dear Waldun, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my Insta, my Youtube, and my Discord at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably is problem because of COVID or somethin'
Ha, sometimes my tenses get all jumbled when I jot 'em
But anyways...fuck it, what's been up? How's Jay n Jaidyn?
I'ma start a movement too, I'm 'bout to be a author
If I fake a partner, guess what I'ma call her
I'ma call her Ila...
I read the threads on 4chan and I'm sorry
I had experience with goons who didn't recognize real drama
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even supported your Patreon to buy your writing...no scam
I got a folder full of your videos and your Instas man
I like the shit you did in high school too, it wasn't whack
Anyways, I hope you see this man, please post back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
Such is Man

>My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
>Got out of bed at all
>The Melbourne rain clouds up my window
>And I can't see at all
>And even if I could it'll all be gray
>Put your writings on my wall
>They remind me, that I'm not so bad
>I'm not so bad

Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Subscribe and Follow Fans"
This will be the last post I ever write your ass
It's been days and still no Fk word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two Tweets...I did the tenses on 'em perfect
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you see it...
I'm talkin ta strangers right now, 'bout to go down a dark alley
Hey Ed, I drank a bottle of wine
The light is green, but can I walk in a straight
line?
You know Ulysses by James Joyce, "Though much is taken, much abides"
About that guy who just walked around while he got cucked by his wife?
Yes...I know you do, “you and Ila” read it all, you both posted bout it
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from a cucking by life
Now it's too late, the cafe long since closed and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy reply or a like
I hope you know I was so upset I wiped out on my bike
I love you Waldun, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you write and post about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you cream about it
I hope my tribute eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See R.C--shut about the baby! I'm tryin' to balk!
Hey R, that's Jaidyn scribblin' from on a trunk
But I didn't make him gloat, I just lit him up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if he pontificates we'll suffer more, and then unsubscirbe you
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the H&M now
Oh shit, almost forgot, it's about time you come out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18920349
fuckinkek

>>18920361
I might do the other verse and Waldun's reply later. I should have signed it 4chan instead of "such is man"

>>18920349
>If I fake a partner, guess what I'ma call her
>I'ma call her Ila...
lost

>>18920277
Actually that would canonize Waldun in the Australian Canon.

>>18920349
holy FUCK i am crying

>>18920349
Something just clicked for me, and this post triggered the realization
>Waldun enters his Ulysses period
>Reading it with Ila
>As this happens, she cucks him with an anon from /lit/
>All while Waldun has a literary affair with Jay
Passing Tales is Dubliners, The Learned Disguise is Portrait of the Artist, and L'Acadamie is his Ulysses. Truly our generation's Joyce. I look forward to a Waldunian rendering of Finnegan's Wake

>>18920349
include me in the screenshot

Anyone else waking up early to watch the review live with /lit/bros?

>>18920424
Yep. Edinburgh chads rise

>>18920424
Of course. Waldun is the only reason I wake up everyday.

>>18919720
Jaidyn is pure. Fuck off

>>18920031
THUD

>>18920349
lel

>>18920408
Waldun might be closer to Joyce than we think
>constantly creating new words and neologisms
>self imposed exile from his native land (which he loathes)
Where I differ from you is the depiction of "L'Acadamie as Ulysses. While Waldun is similar to Bloom and Joyce, L'Acadamie is simply too revolutionary to be compared to anything else.

>>18920111
>5:10 - Misquoting
>22:08 - Remove the book from sale.
SCHOLARdun bros....it's fucking over

>>18920111
>Duel Timeline
Wuldanian

>>18920430
Basado

>>18920201
Lube up Wuldancuck

>>18920295
>pdh student
Wuldanian

>>18920349
ESL-kun, please, rap this over this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdCig6EiK_I

>>18920314
Kek

>>18920500
Lyrics have dido too, it wouldn't work

>>18920507
>>18920500
We have to ask the sole femanon on this board to do Dido's part

>>18920508
how does one go about summoning the schmetterling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GyChCD3rdA&ab_channel=KDBooks
I'm genuinely concerned for Waldun. He goes to school for this shit and is about to get exposed on his own platform.
On one hand he's a submidwit who wastes kids time on YouTube by offering shallow advice and is an example of how social media escalates the degradation of literature in society, but on the other hand he's delusional enough to believe he's a good writer and his nativity and enthusiasm is charming in a child and hilarious in an adult. Obviously he has to see the light someday but... can't we let the charade go on a bit longer? Why does KD have to humiliate him like this? Just let the man make a fool of himself and claim YouTube ad revenue from children, dammit!

I'm fucking scared bros

>>18920520
simply recite the magic words:
quim, quiff.

Waldunscholars, prepare your essays. We will bombard the comment section with the TRUTH about L'Academie.

>>18919502


>talking about waldun's ESL situation
>background plays clips from some stephen hawking movie

i am fucking dying

>>18920522
WE GOT TOO COCKY WALDUNITES

>>18920522
20 years from now
Waldun is a balding middle aged office drone
His coworkers start laughing
They've found some of his old videos somehow
"I thought I scrubbed them off the internet! "
He cringes and contemplates suicide

>>18920568
I don't want this to happen to him :(

I don't want any glorious Han blood on my hands bros...

heading to bed now. see you all in time for the execution

>>18920577
goodnight :)

>>18919502
you almost lost your cool at 12:35 with the obscure writers bit

>>18919502
Nothing against your voice, but I preferred the placeholder robot.
The video is great regardless. Honestly it's better than I ever imagined.

Someone please post links to Learned Disguise and Le’Academie for those of just joining this literary revolution

>>18920648
https://files.catbox.moe/n1l2zh.pdf
The Learned Disguise can be found if you sign up for a free trial to some website.

>back allies
I'm going to find those so called (((editors))) and demand they give Wally his money back

>>18920648
Learned Disguise


> Pdf
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1m1ddXBIvnyBwPgGJ_Qz9C7sxeF8GtZWx/view

> Epub
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rGn7N2IEXhw5IEIk59KTIWg5GP60eEqm/view

>>18920671
hahaha motherfucker. I love the edit

Ada is an insufferable little bitch
>"Why does he get to read that book first," she whined, looking up from the book she was currently in the process of reading, "I wanted to read two books at once!"
>"Oh you won't let me? Well this book is better anyway, humph"

>>18920642
wtf don't listen to this retard sneed-anon. It sounds perfect right now.

>>18920671
top kek. obliged

REEEEEEEE >>18920349
Sorry there are some mistakes. The editors messed up (last time I use 5iver). I'll fix it and add the other verse.

>Robin Wu
>Real name no gimmicks
Jaidyn and Jay go walkin' outside
walkin' outside, walkin' outside
Jaidyn and Jay go walkin' outside
walkin' outside, walkin' outside

Guess who's back, back again
Waldun's back, tell 4-chan

Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a disguise, 'cause nobody wants to see Robin no more
They want Waldun, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want L'Academie , this is what I'll give ya...

>>18919502
>>18920642
>>18920764

What accent do you think he has? Fort most of it it it sounded southern to me but there were points I was totally unsure.

>>18920777
lmao

>>18920111
>>18920462

A book reviewer concluding his review that the world would be better off with the book being removed from sale is just slightly less severe than him concluding all copies should be burned.

This is going to be the reaming of the fucking century.

>>18920424
For me it premieres right when I come home from work, perfect timing

9 pm kickoff for melbourne, lets fucking goooo

>>18920777
So the KDB won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on /lit/
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on Jay's lips
Fuck that, cum on Jay's lips and some on his tits
And get ready 'cause this proses's about to get flowing
I just cancelled all my preorders, "Fuck you, anon!"

>>18920664
>back allies

I don't see anything wrong with it

>>18920908
kek

>>18920908
Topkek anon. Combine it with >>18920777 (add more if you want) and pasta it for the next thread.

>>18919785
No anon, theres so many more layers to go

>>18920269
> 4 IN THE EVENING
4 in the morning? Waldunian

Does anyone have a pdf of the new book? I had it yesterday but forgot to download it while reading and then my phone died, taking the file with it :(

>>18920349
this is a masterpiece i laughed

>>18921007
you can read a scanned pdf of L'Academie here

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mI_boAUfwMtcJRTwbaTH4-qFW0fNDljb/view

>>18921013
Thanks so much

>>18920791
I'm from Kentucky. I would say that I can't help my accent, but we all know that Waldun changed his, so I suppose that is no excuse

Does anyone else get the vibe that The Man of History wants to fuck Eddington? Idk, it just feels like they have so much chemistry and sexual tension

Maybe I'm just crazy and reading too much into it

>>18921066
HH my dude.

>>18921024
I like your accent anon it's very intellectual

>>18921024
you need to stop saying 'learned' and pronounce it learn-ed instead

the learn-ed disguise

I will fight in the comment section, but before I start writing my comment-essay I I need you anons to explain me the purpose of the fake Milton quote.

>>18921130
Good point, thanks

6 hours to go...

>>18921140
Checked the scholar army thread
>>18921059

>>18921140
Does L'Academie distort knowledge like Big Brother in 1984, changing we were always at war with _____, from Eastasia to Oceania? If it is, maybe you could say that the quote is a meta-commentary on that.

>>18921140
Also >>18898184

As a follow-up and so as to discriminate those filtered by his writing >>18913707

going to bed lads. looking forward to waking up, having a coffee and spending the first 30 minutes of my work day watching KDBooks

>>18921140

RIP neo beatnik movement

>>18921370

No... Not like this.. The body of the movement

>>18921370

>>18921370
au contrare, waldunism is coming to the uk

brothers, join us in KD's discord, we are discussing waldun in depth there

gVR2aft

*Ting* *Ting* *Ting* *Ting*
Gather round gentlemen, gather round. I'd like to call this meeting to order.
Would you all please stand and join me in singing the Waldun Society Hymn.
*Ahem*
Waldunchads, Waldunchads, Waldunchads, my friends.
On these boards we sing our tones, we're brothers til the end.
We like Waldun's yellow-face.
We think he's number one.
Our seed we want him to taste.
We want to pound his buns.
Lovely buns, lovely buns. Held so firm and high.
If we don't pound those lovely buns, us Waldunchads will die.
Some want their proses full of zest.
Some like a word-picture spun.
But E.S.L grammar is the best.
When it's done by like Waldun.
Waldun, Waldun, full of Oriental charm.
Read your flowing proses to me.
Please take me in your arms.
Jay is in the library hall.
Waldunchads are stroking their pipe.
Jaidyn is sucking Waldun's balls.
And Waldun starts to type.
Waldun, Waldun, anytime you call. Waldun make you warm. Winter, Spring, or Fall.

>>18919111
>>18919085
>>18919114
>>18919369
>>18919589
>>18919118
>>18920349
>>18920777
>>18920908
>>18921211
>>18921463
Wow. 8 threads in (RIP #7) and shit is just peaking.

I'll be honest, if I had this much scrutiny and mockery focused on my every word, I'd kill myself. Seriously, if I was Waldun and I was reading these threads, I don't even know how I'd react. I'd probably break down crying and never write again. These are some of the funniest threads on this board, don't get me wrong though. I just think it's funny, because I can't recall ANY other writer getting this much attention (ironic or not) on /lit/. Not to mention all the discord leaks, the allegations of his gf cucking him, the HH. It would all be too much. There's no way Waldun doesn't know about these threads either, so he's either intentionally ignoring them (an impressive feat for any writer) or he's seeing these threads and seething. Either way, it's very impressive.

>>18921370
>>18921395
kek

>>18920188
Holy Shit. The Welshman will show no mercy.

>>18919085
It's a shame that not all great works have been narrated by someone as fitting as you. You enhance all the Waldunian qualities in the book. Thank you anon

>>18919085
jesus christ, Nicolas?

>>18921507
aww now I feel bad. I was only teasing, Waldun knows that we actually like him a lot, right?

>>18921507
What's HH stand for (apart from the based abbreviation)?

>>18921574
Please refer to >>18919114 (Introduction to HH)

>>18921585
So it stands for homosexual homoeroticism? Or does HH stand for Huge Homosexuality?

>>18921608
I reckon it means the Homosexual Hypothesis

>>18921608
HH stands for Homosexual Hypothesis. It's being used as a critical instrument with which to establish the Repression Theory as the key to Waldun's corpus.

>>18921616
>>18921619
Thank you for enlightening me anons

the discord consists mostly of Cooper being petty and jelly at Waldun's success. Pathetic.

Here's his thread that died at 10 replies, even though he tried to capitalize on Waldun's fame
>>/lit/thread/S18850630
> I'm mostly responsible to the direct attacks on him recently; leaking his server and exposing his DMs with me. I've been in his inner circle and i could say that at some point, for a few months, i was closer to him than anybody else, including clark. i've been planning on using the camera he sent me months ago to shoot my own film about my poems as a way to further capitalize on him. anyways, i know im still terribly cringe so any help would be much appreciated. here's a link to a sample poem i made and also to my goodreads:

here's Cooper's poetry that no one gives a shit about
https://pastebin.com/LNheP4UP
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/100048964-cooper

>>18921623
btw Cooper is the only one who is spamming the retarded "Waldun is a homosexual" posts. He's doing it to discredit Waldun. Cooper is still mad that Waldun stripped him of friendship privileges and banished him from the inner circle back in 2020

>>18921633
Now this is fucking pathetic. My boy waldun may be a pseud but he will surely get YA fame and Kpopfan pussy.

>>18921633
yes posting first and last name in a Tibetan cloth-manufacturing forum really is for sure authentically them

New bread >>18921639

>>18921654
Fuck off, do you want to get this one deleted again? That's a spinoff...jannies we've learned our lesson and won't start a new thread until we hit 310.

>>18921643
The HH is valid and the Repression Theory may hold the key to his work. Bash this Cooper guy all you want--but don't give him credit for the work of us Waldun Scholars,

Also, a little debate is fine but don't act like a triggered bitch because you harbour a fantasy that if Ila could happen to our man, the same thing could one day happen for you.

discord is nothing but these two whiny tranny bitches. Jelly levels off the charts

>>18921683
>>18921643
>>18921633
>>18921647

gtfo samefag

I'm cautiously optimistic about the review. I'm thinking a 7/10.

>>18921688
go be mad that Waldun exiled you somewhere else. You'll never be liked, respected, or as popular as Waldun, no matter how much you gossip and smear him with your retarded homosexual posts. Furthermore, people are indifferent to your fart AIDS ridden shit poetry. You're a pathetic slime and you'll never be able to dent neither Waldun's shining reputation nor our affection for him. Faggot.

>>18921694
With these timestamps >>18920111 really anon, what hope you still have...

>>18921706
stay mad i'll stay shitposting & laughing at these lolcow threads
you can post my first and last name and Goodreads everywhere but you're not gonna make me stop
also, i wish i was the one posting all the "i want to fuck his bussy" shit but really the waldun scholars have all done that themselves, i take no credit for the great work everyone has put into the lolcow

don't kill the fun with discord shit please anontachi

>>18921722
good, then everyone can continue mocking you for being a petty jelly nigger who is still butthurt that a little Chinaman didn't want to be frens anymore

>>18921722
Did you secretly want to fuck Waldun? Is that why you're mad that you were exiled from the neo-Beatniks? Are all the Neo-Beatniks fags like the originals? DId you want to be him to be Ginsberg to your Kerouac? I need awnsers.

>>18921749
he's sad because he sees Waldun having fun with Jay, Jaiden, as well as his university friends and classmates, and he knows that the only reason that he is missing out on all that fun is because of him. He fucked up his only opportunity to be part of Waldun's circle and literary fun. And all for what? An expensive camera and 5 screenshots of him crowing over Waldun on an old discord server. Seeing Waldun living the literature student's life makes him seethe like no other

>>18921757
How did he fuck up?

>>18921757
no one's having fun with their uni friends in melbourne mate

This Cooper freak is the David Kammerer of the neobeats. He should be thankful Waldun dealt with him so mercifully.

>>18921757
>living the literature students life
https://youtu.be/tzAqf00sFII?t=154

>>18921770
During the litpublication days, Waldun befriended Cooper, and involved in a few writing projects. In a show of good, Waldun gifted Cooper an expensive, used camera. For some reason, Cooper decided at this moment to screenshot a bunch of conversations of Waldun candidly speaking in a private discord, leak them to /lit/, and then crow about how stooopidly generous Waldun was for giving him an expensive camera. Of course, after this, Waldun kicked him out of the discord server, ended the friendship, and blocked all channels of communication from Cooper. He had written a few stories about Cooper on his old blog but they have been replaced by the new name "C"

Now humiliated and with his tail between his legs, Cooper spends the majority of his time on Waldun threads trying to convince people that Waldun is a homosexual. Sad!

>>18921790
>>18921778
>>18921757
>>18921735

you're obsessed with him

>>18921790
Yeah, that is sad. All memes aside, Waldun seems like a good person at heart.

>>18921790
>Cooper spends the majority of his time on Waldun threads trying to convince people that Waldun is a homosexual. Sad!
based lmfao

>>18921790
The HH is a valid area of study important to Waldunian Scholarship. Cooper shouldn't be given credit for it (if anything, the fact he hasn't argued Waldun gave him the camera in order to fuck him should be enough evidence he isn't central to the genesis of the hypothesis and subsequent Repression Theory).

>>18921804
Maybe both Cooper and Waldun are repressed homosexuals, and the whole incident with the discord leaks was apart of some lover's quarrel.

>>18921797
Yes. Underneath our laughs and mockery is an affection for Waldun's purity of soul and persistence to achieve his dreams. What makes Cooper seethe is that his homosexual theories have gotten little to zero Yous while Waldun himself only grows in esteem and respect

>>18920349
Refined version is ready for the next thread.

>>18921822
>Maybe both Cooper and Waldun are repressed homosexuals, and the whole incident with the discord leaks was apart of some lover's quarrel.
This desu

>>18921797
This. Waldun is a sweet kid. He's just cringe like all asians.

>>18921860
kek and all the obsessed posts are due to Cooper projecting his own closet homosexuality

>>18921722
Cooper, how did it feel when you were bent over an Afghan feeling Waldun's moistened yellow rod slowly grind inside of you? Was it your first time? Who blew their load first?

Holy shit someone figured out Waldunian Philosophy: >>18921888

>>18921860
Dear Waldun, you still ain't replied to my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's FK'd up you don't answer frens
If you didn't wanna LARP the Beats with that guy Cooper
You didn't have to, but could you let us know why before KDB posts his review?

Waldunbros...KDthuddercock is showing us some mercy?

>>18921506
What happened to thread #7? Jannies delete it or something?

>>18922045
Yea

Waldun is a good man and a valid artist. The same can't be said this cringeoid 'Cooper'

>>18919066

how did waldunchads come to drive this board

>>18922111
Waste of trips

less than two hours waldunbros

i will be preparing a nice coffee and sandwich, like robin would've wanted me to