/lit/ - Literature

whatever

>my face

Sometimes I get the feeling that that has happened & I get very shaky, like hot body spasms of embarrassment, & I feel as if everyone hates me, & then I have to not talk to anyone for a few days & I get drunk & feel awful until it passes.

>mfw

>>1888441

Oops, here's my face.

probably suicide

hopefully some dominatrices holla back

>Every fear, hatred, lust
>every lust
This right here is definitely the problem.

>>1888457
All of my lusts!

I'd probably be fine. Even the lusts aren't terrible, I don't have any major secrets I can think of off the top of my head, and I think my good intentions have the rest covered. Feels good man.
Sounds like a good plot for a book.

Time to kill myself.

Such a display would be pretty boring for most people. Me included. People are just not that interesting or different from one another.

Not that it wouldnt be a calamity, but if I knew it happened, I'd deal with it.

become an hero

I wish the world could see all the good in me, but not at the echange of seeing all the bad. It gets pretty fucked deep in there, none of my charm, or political savvy could save me.

Time to move to another country and adopt a new identity. Seriously, the secrets I keep just to be seen as relatively normal are massive

interesting idea, i'd probably my job but on the plus side, anyone that sticks around is probably a bro/bro-ette for live.

I'd hang around a bit and see if any bitches are into me. If not, I'd go into the woods to overdose on heroin.

Well, one person would certainly have an extensive chronicle of imagined sexual exploitations with me suddenly known, their reaction to which could go many ways. That's probably the most dramatic of it

though this does remind me of the quote

Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality

>>1888570

But would you probably the whole thing?

The entire display would be one, single word.

It has 4 letters.

Mabye you can guess it.

If I have any friends left, live a happy life.

If I don't, I'll just start a massive killing spree.

>>1888647
I've narrowed it down to fuck and shit. Which is it?

>>1888662

Love.

>>1888685
oh my god i just vomitted

fucking shit, that's horrible. jesus.

>>1888539

Please divulge

ITT: snowflakes

>>1888647
Scat.

>>1888408
I'd grab my guitar and play the song Dumb by kurt cobain and think of how everyone is dumb to care about my faults. maybe play it in public since i wouldnt be able to hide anyways

I would have a mental break. The divide between my private life (thoughts, feelings, relationships, secrets, etc.) and what anyone else knows about me is deep and uncrossable.

One day, one hour, in that world you describe and the very essence of my being would revolt and I would probably run into traffic.

>you now realize that most of your friends and loved ones would ostracize you for life even though many of them have secrets just as (if not more) dark as you do

I think that's the worst part of it for me. The sheer hypocrisy.

My life is already like that. Relish the situation, find humor in it, and write a novel about it.

This type of scenario is why I strive to be as good a person as I can, if this was to happen, it wouldn't be as horrifically stigmatizing as it would about a year ago, but still far too bad to live with (in the same country at least).

>OP's picture
>it is also how the rest of the world would respond
>implying the world gives a shit about you

>wow everyone sounds much more intellectual on /fit/ today.
>I really need to stop being intellectually lazy and I need to start developing the thoughts in my meathead.
>oh wait this isn't /fit/
>mfw i still feel like a fucking degenerate, and wish I could work at arising intriguing discussions like you guys.

>>1889043
The first step is to always ask yourself 'Why?'

>>1889066

Run away and imrpove my life. The ones who want something will look for me if they are willing to.

everybody already knows i am a disgusting failure. there would not probably not be much difference

>>1889008

This.

hah i think itd be good if Anonymous were finally responsible for something.

>Every post you ever made here is now on display.

Pretty much already is for me, because i'm now a coward.

sage for non-literature

>>1889710
>>1889710

not a coward*

>>1889715
fruedian slip there coward

>>1889721
>>1889721

>freudian slip
>Popularisation of the term has resulted in its being applied to any slip-of-the-tongue phenomenon, often in an attempt by the user to humorously assign hidden motives or an air of sexual innuendo to the mistake. This has brought about a dilution of the original technical meaning, with the word "Freudian" being applied to interpretations and explanations that have no essential connection with genuine psychoanalytic thought.

I used to talk shit behind people's backs, so I expect that a lot of my "friends" (who don't even really talk to me anymore) would hate my guts.

more or less the same divine presence.

>>1888783
don't worry, you are a special snowflake too.

>>1889710
>>1889715

Screen-capped for posterity. Feel free to use this image during future casual conversations with Brownstain.

Sage for non-literature.

Kill myself.

I would be dead within minutes, by my own hand or someone else's. Not a single person in this thread would spare my life if they knew the full extent of my sin.

>>1889789
is this supposed to prove that brownbear is human like the rest of us and makes mistakes?

So now everyone knows what they always suspected: I'm a sleaze, but I'm not a cunt with it.

Yeah, I'm actually ok with this, except I'm not sure if I'm happy with the fact that people will know that I fantasise about getting fucked in the arse, even though I'm straight (allegedly). Actually, no, I'm OK with that as well.

NOPE.AVI

I'm a pedo; I actually have molested a child.

>>1889805

Everybody in this thread would have to work pretty fucking hard to get out of a room wherein I held a pistol anyway, so why not get it off your chest Anon, you fucking cowardly gay piece of shit?

>>1889789
>>1889789

what is this image supposed to prove exactly?
that i made a typo?
that you think it was a 'freudian slip' and attempt pyschoanalysis over the internet?

>>1889810

Tell us about it, you trolling cunt. It will be therapeutic for you.

and we can all have a nice fap, you troll

>>1889810
why.jpg

how old were you and he/she, and why did you do it and how

>>1889813
your butthurt is showing
I thought you were cool bb

Finally stop procrastinating kill myself.

>>1889817
>>1889817

i just wanted to know what him screencapping it was supposed to mean, using the word 'butthurt' as a buzzword is kinda silly

>mfw everyone I know, including Sherlock Holmes, finds out about my crush on him

How cleverly I thought I had kept it concealed! Alack, I was too sure of mine own cunning. It most assuredly has led to the total ruination of my identity as a gentleman of noble repute; I must fly from this place before tomorrow's paper springs forth from the press and further blackens and defiles my contemptible name with the agonizingly true details of my folly

>>1889815
Why would I be trolling?
>>1889816
Seeing as y'all seem so curious...

Why? Because young boys just ... turn me on. They always have. No, really, always. I remember being about 4 and one of my parents' friends had a baby and goddamn I wanted me a piece of that dick.

Anyway. I was thirteen. He was two. ... I babysitted him from time to time. Until I was sixteen and he was five. And he casually told his parents. And I got shitcanned.

>>1889826

And this new use of the word 'silly' as a buzzword is absolutely fucking retarded. I thought you were cool, BB.

>>1889826
>>1889826

>what him screencapping it was supposed to mean

>>1889826
I assume he was grasping at your ability to make mistakes. Be careful now Brownbear.. you're showing your humanity... How dare you.

>>1889832
>>1889832

do you know what a buzzword is?

>>1889789

>>1889843
>>1889843

fuck man, i'm not what i used to be, i've never made any spelling errors or typo's before this you know?

even worse that i corrected it in the next post.

FUCK.

>>1889855

your image is particularly ironic since you don't seem to have read a book in fucking weeks, now you're in the depths of your mental illness and laying around in bed all day.

inb4 your Infinite Jest Oprah book club - everyone knows that book clubs are for people who don't actually like reading.

Why not go fag up /mu/ with your weaksauce tactics, or /co/? Oh yeah, it's because you get fucking schooled everytime you're on a board with more than 8 users.

>>1889865
>>1889865

lasdt read:
john fowles - the ebony tower

currnently reading:
dfw - infinite jest

next reading:
grrem - game of thrones

>>1889865
>>1889865

>inb4 your Infinite Jest Oprah book club
my book club?
how is it mine?

>Why not go fag up /mu/ with your weaksauce tactics
>implying i'm not a regular contributer and poster on /mu/

>or /co/?
>maxed out thread
>weaksauce

pic related kiddo

>>1889874
you're forrrced typo's arnt funy

>>1888408
i
would
buy
a
gun

>>1889893
>>1889893

>>1889897

>>1889897
>>1889897

>>1889908
>>1889897

>>1889908
>>1889908

seeing how I have an incredibly illegal and taboo paraphilia, I'd either have to live as a hermit or kill myself. It would be a fucking disaster.

I become a complete shut in, hermit, whatever. Or maybe I kill myself.

I've never done anything really bad, but I have a kind of weird, messed up brain. If everybody knew just how neurotic, lonely, depressing, hateful, and just plain weird I can be... Not even all the good in me could salvage it. No.

So I hide. Better to hide than to go out completely stripped of anything that ever kept me safe.

>>1889922
>>1889922

Let me guess: you're the guy with the blueberry fetish?

>>1889917

>>1889940
only if they're premature blueberries and instead of blueberries they are humans

>>1889970
Knowthatfeel hug for the love that dare not speak its name.

>>1889813
Fuck me, talk about narcissism. That image is pathetic.

In pretty much every other message board on the net, users choose usernames. Why is it that those who do on a largely anonymous board are such stuck up cunts about it?

It's all out there. I put my mind and poured my soul into the cloud and nobody saw it. I wrote my every thought down and put it all up for the world to see and nobody noticed.

>>1890186
Pretty sure they're the same people who spam to boost their post count highscore. Different manifestation of the same issues.