/lit/ - Literature

>>18892191
Go outside and touch grass, incel.

>>18892191
shoo incel

> a female pussy

*slides in my 8.75cm*
GAHUZI VABAHM. BADA ZINGO DUOINGO CHONKA CHONKA
*anus seizes up*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHMMMHHH
*dribble ooze in that wretched chasm*
Okey dokey then

>>18892191
wet warm and gooey

>>18892218
accurate

>>18892218
kek

>>18892218
/thread

>>18892191
its warm and shit I guess
the hugs are nicer

>>18892191
So I grabbed her by the tighs, at a glance I saw, she was looking at me, with a bit of anxiety and fear hidden behind the horny surface of her face. My penis was hard and pulsing, pointing like a spear, the shaven follicules of her pubic hair tickling my glans, with a thorny, painful yet pleasurable sensation. Our legs entangled, with my buttocks I made the movement, with the spear aimed, her body was trembling, the fleshy vulva wet, I thrust.
I felt a warm, wet and spongy sensation while my glans passed through the tight canal. I went all the way inside, our bodies together, the follicules of our pubic hairs meeting, the tickling again but now it was mutuous. I kiss her, I press her breast, then I retract and thrust again, and again, and again.

>>18892191
It feels like salty milk and coins.

>>18892191
It feels like a shadow of pressure becomes warm around your erection. It's pleasant, but not incredible every time.

>>18892191
You're not missing out on anything. Two people go at it in an animalistic frenzy for about 5 or 10 minutes give or take, and then it's over.

>>18892191
Just pay it, woman are worthless outside of sex, literally all fun you can have is around having male friends, woman just annoy

>>18892309
sounds very gay ngl

>>18892218
>GAHUZI VABAHM. BADA ZINGO DUOINGO CHONKA CHONKA
Kek why did I lose my shit at this?

>>18892191
Wet and warm hole, honestly get a flashlight, heat it and put a lot of lubricant, pretty much the same thing

>>18892191
I can't, really. What I can tell you is that my first girlfriend, the girl I lost my virginity to - when I was 17, and she was 16, we went to a vacation house with her family and their friends. I didn't get along with her family at all, but spent most of my time on the outskirts of the garden reading Crime and Punishment and chain-smoking self-rolled cigarettes. I had a premonition that our relationship was going to end, and on the last night, as I slid into her, I made a mental note to myself that I should remember what this felt like, the feeling itself, because it would be the last time I fucked her. And it was - we went home the next day, she insisted on riding on the front seat of the car next to her father rather on the backseat next to me, and the day after she broke up with me.

What my gist is that I made that mental note to remember the feeling, because it cannot adequately be put into words. Men have conquered nations for that feeling.

Anyway, this comes closest >>18892218

>>18892415
do you have a micropenis or something?

>>18892437
No, completely average.

its kinda lame desu

>>18892191
Anyone can do it, if you down your standarts enough you won't have problem finding a -1/10 to fuck

Its weirldly warm like unusually warm

The finest sensation there is. No description could relay it to you.

>>18892555
LSD is better than sex

>>18892560
And equally ineffable.

It’s like your hand but much tighter, if she’s really wet it’s comfortable, but either way it’s a little bit more uncomfortable than your hand. I could assume this is the psychological aspect of onanism being so presented in the mind of modern man. But the fact this was the case disgusted me so much with my own hand that I decided to stop masturbating so only pussy made me feel comfortable. I assume the anus is sandpaper, which makes homosexuality a sin even graver than masturbation.

>>18892415
>17
>went to a vacation house
>spent my time in the garden reading c&p
>chain-smoking
>self-rolled cigarettes
>thinks pussy is so grand it can't be described
You sound insufferable, if it's any conciliation the girl you were with sounds insufferable too.

comfy heat

>>18892191
>>18892223
This, warm wet and gooey, and it goes on for a while, always weird because you're poking into someone else with part of yourself, it doesn't happen that often in real life, I mean how often do you put your finger in someone's mouth or your tongue in her ear? It's kind of a weird feeling because it's crossing personal boundaries. After a while you push yourself in she has an orgasm and they usually look very pretty when they're doing that and they say nice things like "don't stop" or "you can come in my mouth if you want" (we had just met so she may have thought it was good manners) or "daddy!" (that was a weird girl) then you are finished and she's also finished and you're about to pull out but there, her inner bits have grabbed a hold of your mushroom and their loving tender face turns wicked. "You're finished!" she hisses and her eyes turn into that weird yellowish color. This is where you have to press your thumb hard against the clit so she releases you and you hip trust to disconnect her. I run to the door as I pull my pants up and smear the denim with blood. It's locked and there's no key. I look back at her and she's become a giant gaping mouth from her crotch to her sternum. Her mouth has warped into a chaos of sharp needle fangs and she throws her head back and screams a scream from Hell itself. My ears are ringing as I kick the door down. Behind me, the spring of the mattress and she lunges forward.

>>18892642
I turn and land my first as hard as possible between her eyes and she's down against the pavement on her back. The mouth that covers her abdomen and chest opens up and launches its tongue at me. Like in a Carpenter scene it wraps around my arm and attempts to pull me in. I take the bowie knife in my boot and slash the thing off me, it falls on the ground squirming. The she-devil's eyes flare open, she arches her back rather sexily for how grotesque she's become in her transformation and hops back on her feet. I'm already booking it for the exit and as her wretched, crooked figure advances in the corridor against the dim light slashing through misaligned shutters she yells incoherently like a bird who parrots the long lost sentences she learned to tell her first victims, "at least we can be friends", "I don't feel the butterflies anymore" and such. I kick into the receptionist's cubicle down and while the poor man's already curled up in a corner mumbling something I grab the shotgun I had eyed as we booked the room. She smashes into the room through the cement and the wooden splinters and bits of concrete fly over me and over the man in the corner and over the books and keys. I turn to her as I pump a shell in the barrel. "sorry babe, you've hit the wall a bit too hard for me". I shove the barrel into her gaping fanged vagina and pull the trigger, and a flash later her rotten flesh is all over what's left of the room. A big round spatter of red and green.
The man in the corner rises up meekly, he adjusts his round glasses over eyes just as wide. "What happened?" he asks, shaken. "Just a bad date," I say, blowing the smoke off the muzzle. "Don't use Tinder. It's literal Hell," I say, and I walk out with the sidearm on my shoulder.

>>18892191
Honestly, you'll be underwhelmed. Your hand probably feels better.

>>18892191
you've already done it OP. penetrating a female vagina, your moms vagina, is the very first thing you did in this world. if you can't remember it that's on you. it feels good

>>18892642
>don't stop
this one always confused me. why tf would anyone stop at that point?

>>18892607
Having to hold in a giant fat shit during a long car ride, finally getting home and letting it all out, I'd argue this is just as good as sex if not better. Same with holding in piss although not quite as satisfying as taking a nice shit

>>18892642
>>18892647
OP, this is pretty typical with tinder girls.

>>18892191
Sorry incel, but the pussy qualia is forever inaccessible to you.

>>18892675
Is it better with Bumble? I'm getting a bit stressed here

>>18892451
What’s average?

>>18892655
>why tf would anyone stop at that point?
Because you might cum before the time.

>>18892720
just don't cum, easy

>>18892725
>just don't cum, easy
Enjoy your blue-balls.

>>18892654
>tfw caesarean section
I'm literally never going to come into contact with pussy, am I?

>>18892560
I've done both and I prefer sex. Admittedly I'm thinking of sex whilst stoned and I haven't had sex whilst tripping on acid.

>>18892720
I thought cumming was the aim bros

>>18892744
>I thought cumming was the aim bros
You have to make her cum too, don't you know?
Most women today are also onanists.

>>18892774
>You have to make her cum too
wrong

>>18892739
Well you can have sex as much as you want but not LSD, unless you're willing to become a schizo. I guess that makes sex better, but peaking on LSD is incomparable. Everyone should try to experience that at least once.

>>18892776
That's bad manners and if she realizes that you've had an orgasm without giving her one as well she will eat you right away. Give her an orgasm, have yours if you wish, then leave the scene or prepare for combat

>penetrating a female pussy
>female pussy
>implying there is such a thing as a pussy that is not female

>>18892790
There’s Bussy. Study the Greeks pleb

>>18892730
me too anon and i had the umbilical cord around my neck. i should have read the signs sooner

>>18892191
Guys, I want to have sex, but I can't handle how annoying and uninteresting woman are to talk, is literally unsuferable

>>18892316
Salt doesn’t have a feeling

>>18892651
Which is it?
>pencil thin dick
>wizard sleve vagina
>virgin

>>18892889
I was upside down. That figures lol

>>18892929
Its okay, just have gay sex

>>18892309
Bro i couldn't read it
>penis
>pointing like a spear
I dont even want to know more

>>18892929
>unsuferable
insufferable

>>18892993
Yeah, I'm terrible, sorry mate, couldn't find better metaphors for my dick. It was fun to write though.

>>18892191
"Like a bucket of warm water."
Such has been described to me by a friend who boinked a fat hippie/goth chick.
Not to mystify, but every vagoo feels different, OP. That is the allure.

>>18893010
Well that doesn't make you bad, just be smart and avoid to describe sexual acts from now on.

>>18893033
Not him but I wouldn't cease "describing" sexual acts, just find tasteful ways of doing so. Then again sometimes the best way is to just be candid and literal. Sex is something that is hard to write about and that's made evident by all the shockingly corny and crass erotica online and even in print.

>>18892814
faggot that's an asshole

>>18893046
My post in its original form was advising him to stop describing them for now, and wait till he figures out a way. But then i said fuck it and asked him not to do it ever again because that made me feel happier with my shitpost.

>>18892191
I poured salty coins and milk into the pocket in her bag of warm sand.

>>18893033
It's ok anon, no shame in writing bs anonymously. But I may read some erotic prose some time, only thing I've read is Naked Lunch.

>>18893086
based shitposter to be honest

>>18892218
> GAHUZI VABAHM. BADA ZINGO DUOINGO CHONKA CHONKA

>>18893277
>>18892218
KEK

>>18893277
Checked

>>18892191
I have a better idea, buy some good fitting clothes, clean your body of whatever unnecessary hair or dirty in it, take some nice pictures, go on tinder and see if you can land some whale

>>18892191

I suppose the very first thing that strikes you as you draw yourself in between her hips and approach the opening is just how strongly an aroused pussy radiates humid warmth, like leaning over the back of an overclocked desktop. Its very proximity can be sensed well before its boundaries.
Now, my personal experience with raw pussy penetration is limited, because the only time I've engaged with it is when the condom broke well towards the tail end of the act (and I finished inside anyway). So the actual moment of penetration is as yet unknown to me.

However, as soon as the latex snapped, my world changed.
The sensation of being hilt-deep within the raw walls of a relaxed and lubricated vagina is that of having your penis enclosed in a chamber densely packed with an innumerable number of suckling, minuscule lips.
Moving inside of this chamber generates a paradoxical sensation which is both gently soothing and richly, supremely stimulating.
Like an oxymoron you might encounter in a Zen koan, it's a kind of "resistanceless friction", which in conjunction with the Wollust (technical term for the pleasure of thrusting during coitus) is almost cooling and minty rather than hot, complementing the nurturing, invigorating warmth you find yourself already enveloped in.
A tense, squeezing, or contracting pussy is an entirely different story and adds an extra dimension of sensuality beyond this.

As for the climax, that might even require a separate post to describe, but the gist of it is that it strikes the perfect balance of generating maximum stimulation possible without triggering hypersensitivity (like I've experienced with most sex toys - they are either underwhelming during climax, or overwhelming), and it leaves you with the deepest, most profound sense of satisfaction and peace that I've personally experienced.

And I wasn't even horny and had already ejaculated a couple times when we began.

>>18892322
I appreciate this phrasing, anon. "A shadow of pressure" - very finely put. I'm stealing it.

>>18892642
>>18892647

>>18892191
Ill write down my first and only time.

I lied on the bed all worn out from all the walking i had done. She showed me around her island, the beautiful shores of blue and green corridors of flowers. I was waiting for my turn to use the shower when she walked out. She looked at me and asked. "Wanna do it?" i hesitated for a bit then answered. "Yes."

It was the first sex for both of us and i didn't know how to start. We just ended up undressing without any plans. When i asked her what i should do, she told me to lay down and stay still. I am very ticklish, so every bit of her touch was a burst of stimulation. She kissed me, then licked my nipple, my belly button then down to my penis. AJDNBAUQLQLHGNGNSHENNTNAHFNNSAAHHHAAAAA IM CUMMINGGGG

The end.

It just tight and slippery. And it tastes like coins.

>>18893046
>Sex is something that is hard to write about and that's made evident by all the shockingly corny and crass erotica online and even in print.
Describing explicit sex tastefully is difficult because the prerequisites for doing so are demanding: it requires not only precise and versatile command of language, but also an iron command over one's own mind in the throes of arousal, as well as an intimate and consciously processed familiarity with one's own sexuality,
One is never to forget that the same reader will find certain things either intensely stimulating or boring and crass depending on how aroused they are in the moment, and what physiological changes the train of thought you have led them along has already caused within them.
More than any other genre, erotica speaks in equal measure to both mind and body, and their interplay is dialectically complex.
In erotica, your audience changes and their receptivity evolves as they progress through the prose, so the writer must attune themselves to the audience's state of mind at every single point in the narrative, and specifically in the sexual action.
Yet as the writer invokes the power of their own fantasy to draw on for substance and inspiration, their judgment fluctuates as their arousal does.
The writer must remain fully introspective and in control of their own arousal, must be able to return to the "baseline perspective" at all times and judge all fragments of prose with respect to that, and simultaneously always bear in mind the expected level of arousal and receptivity they are dealing with at the moment.
It's like trying to match up 2 sets of constantly fluctuating variables, when the function doing the matching is itself fluctuating as well.

The corniness and crassness of poorly written erotica is like the waking up with an ugly fat girl the morning after a night out: either you have no taste (lack of familiarity with sexual matters), or you have no better alternative (lack of command over language and a limited lexicon), or you have no discipline (you were drunk and aroused in the moment).

>>18892782
Nuh fuck you Druggo

>>18894918
Ngmi

>>18892191
My first time was with a hooker named Anna that lived in another city. As the train trip progressed I felt shame and as if everyone on board was judging me despite no one having no clue what I was doing. Was around 30 celsius that sunny day and my anxiety made me sweat even more. When I arrived at the station I had to walk around 10 minutes to the place and I was already dripping sweat.
I arrived one minute later at her door, she invited me in, gave me a kiss(was a khv) and we went to the room. She was a blond(ukranian), blue eyed, with d cup breasts and a large, but not to big ass, some 23 yo or so she claimed, looked less. She gave me a towel and told me to take a bath since I was so wet. We both undressed and I was already with a boner just from taking my clothes and seeing she naked.
When I got back she started kissing me and using her tongue, asked me if it was my first time with a hooker(quite sure she knew was my first time ever not only with a hooker but was polite enough not to say). I licked and sucked her breasts but didn't lick her pussy for some stupid fear of diseases. She told me to lay down on bed and them started to suck my cock, the best thing about the whole sex thing must be the blowjob, really its the one it feels better, to watch the woman with her face around your cock, looking at your eye, is quite a empowering and intimate moment, as for the feel, like something sucking your dick but wetter and with the tongue moving around it like a wet gentle and smooth silk.
After some very good moments of ball and dick sucking we moved to proper sex. She got a condom and sucked a little more so the condom would get wet and firm. She them got up and sit on it, the sensation is that of a wet warm hole, surprisingly tight and when she started to up and down is like a fleshlight honestly. I got to suck her bouncing tits on my face, they were good firm d cups of a 23 yo, tits feel like very very very smooth sponges that weight nothing and are good to suck the hard nipples.
Some minutes later I asked for her to get on her fours, the sensation was the same but I was surprised with how fast I got tired of pumping it very soon despite enjoying that heavenly view on all the mirrors and angles of the room. So she sugested a missionary. Was the best position, felt so good to be over her body, sliding my hands over that pale smooth skin and touching her pussy and breasts while I kissed her and pumped.
When I was almost done she told me to do it on her mouth to make less of a mess, so she got on her knees and started sucking while she stared at my eyes, when it released it was the most pleasurable orgasm I ever had. I got surprised that I didn't find enjoyable and actually quite repulsive when after cuming and the whole post orgasm came in she showed me and swallowed the cum.
Them we talked a little till I got another erection, did once more and I went home, no need to describe the second time, is just the same as the firts basically.

>>18892642
>>18892647
Lmao that's hilarious

>>18892684
kekkus maxiumus
>>18894939
Very epic desu

>>18892191
like bags of sand encased in warm apple pie with salty coins in it

>>18894939
Go back to school and learn some good english dude.

>>18892191
There's exactly one song in the world that describes what a (straight) man feel during sex. Sums it up better than any paragraph could:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpUufEMnU3w

>>18894939
>empowering
Are you gay?

>>18894939
Nice story man. How old were you? Have you ever had sex for free?

>>18895025
That was 10 years ago, I was only 19. Never had for free though kek, if I was too lazy to put the effort, being able to fuck literal angels from eastern europe for little effort while having just ugly bitchs for free made me even less enthusiastic about dating and I went full prostitution route.

>>18895053
>30 yo and still here
kys

>>18895065
at what age does it become unacceptable to be on 4chan? i'm thinking 25

>>18894939
Good description of sex, my description will be similar if I make it. Sex is not that great, I prefer the touching/squeezing and licking the girl's body parts. I still want that sometimes. But after you fuck so many girls it's all the same with the sex and orgasm part. Used to like oral sex but can't do it anymore because women fuck a million guys and licking heavily used vagina is gross. Blowjobs make me feel sad for the woman and embarassed for being a horny teenage boy who still is excited about a blowjob. Sad when they think I want that and they did something nice for me but only my body wants it. It feels like I am masturbating with a human being. I feel bad for her and bad about myself.

>>18895053
Smart move anon. you have probably fucked more women and more beautiful women than your father

>>18895074
23. Only hopeless incel losers stick around here past the educational phase of life.

>>18895074
Why the bar? Why do you think it becomes unacceptable to browse 4chan after 25? I'm nearly 25 and don't think i'll desert this site any time soon; I'm pretty sure I'll continue beyond 25, at any rate.

>>18895134
by that time you should be too busy with adult responsibilities to be browsing this shithole

>>18895065
You poor, poor zoomer.
Once here you can never ever leave. It's impossible. This is something the old fags have learned and you will to.

>>18895134
Man should be chasing pussy, building up investments/clout and networking professionally once he’s 25, aiming to get married and be secure financially at 30. All of that is incompatible with wasting time on anime incel forum.

>>18895137
Hah! Do "adults" not spend 4 hours a day watching TV?

>>18895137
browsing 4chan isn't a full-time activity. i think there's nothing intrinsically repugnant in 4chan; it's no different from other sites, such as reddit, and it's better than spending time on twitter of facebook, which plenty of adults do.One just have to use it in moderation.

>>18895153
No, they spend making dirty hot sex

>>18895074
I'm 25 and I really want to quit. The longest I've gone is a few months but I always end up back here. It's time to move on from this place but it's so fucking hard to quit. Quitting cigarettes was easier

It was rape. There was no question as to what heinous act I was committing. What I was consummating, however, was something far worse. The law was clear: If you take her innocence, she is to be your wife. But to have a wife created from such evil? After all the years of turmoil I finally understood. It was a punishment for me, not a reward. I had only wanted a taste of the warm bee's honey - the musk scented cavern hidden behind the dark forbidden grass. The pheromones that bombarded my senses would act more like a lethal dose of radiation in the years to come, but in the moment it, the slick grip that tugged at my member was worth the cancer that was to destroy my marriage.