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I love women so much bros. What books do I read to double down on my love?

>> No.18866927

The bible

>> No.18866937

>>18866918
try working with them, thatll really help you love women

>> No.18866938

I just want to push her around. Then simp a little. Then get drunk with her. Then laugh and cry when she leaves me.

>> No.18866949

start with the greeks

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Which book do I read if I love women's asses?

>> No.18866966

Dosto wrote some great women. Nastasya Fillipovna being a standout.

Conrad’s short ‘to-morrow’ and Flaubert’s ‘a simple heart’ along with Dosto’s ‘meek one/gentle spirit’ and possibly also Chopin’s ‘awakening’ we’re really useful for me, to think about that female perspective, about how they get trodden on simply for being the sweetest creatures we have in this world.

>> No.18866976

>>18866966
How do they get trodden on exactly

>> No.18866982

This would be a great picture if she hadn't taken it herself. It adds a stupid vanity.

>> No.18867013

Sex and Character

>> No.18867017

>>18866964
Marquis de Sade, 120 Days of Sodom (if you want the nasty shit) or Juliette (if you want asses followed by pages of philosophical digression about why might makes right).

>> No.18867023

>>18866918
This shit thread is up while actual book discussions get removed for being problematic or whatever. Fuck redditor jannies.

>> No.18867024

>>18866982
Stupid vanity in women? No way....

>> No.18867029

>>18866976
That’s where reading them comes into it.

>> No.18867034

>>18867029
I mean in modern context. I can't think of a single way they're 'trodden on'

>> No.18867050

>>18866982
ACTUALLY in the year 3535, as you know, it is far more in vein-vain for the picture to be taken by another.
since the ubiquity of photophones makes a selfie the least amount work for the representative product of a picture of oneself. People who dress up make-up glow-up, location scout & then seek to find an interesting set piece or prop background, then pout & preen & go through motions without being led or directed by another, as someone either is forced or paid to do the duty of a photographer as a glorified selfie stick without the brechtian reveal of angles- those people are the train in vain, dawgsie.

I also love women. To avoid hating them, due dilligence on the religious texts & some thich naht want not perhaps.
Rad women authors tho I find women performers (see: Music) a great realm of intimacy with the Yoni Mitchell side of things.

Oh, & Ethical Slut/ a few rando sex manuals (maybe perfumed garden) so you can enjoy the sex with them

>> No.18867051

i need to touch a woman

>> No.18867055

>>18867051
Okay but she needs to have consent first

>> No.18867059

>>18867055
that's why i haven't touched a woman in almost a year

>> No.18867063

>>18867050
you make a good point but still i look at the OP and all i hear is 'mememememememememememememememememe'

>> No.18867072

>>18867050
>it is far more in vein-vain for the picture to be taken by another.
Yes but that does not make the picture in question any less vain-ful. The in-corrupt would have maybe 1 (one) photograph of himself and not think twice about it. As he has naturally always done.

>> No.18867090

>>18867017
>Marquis de Sade, 120 Days of Sodom
not sure why this piece of shit keeps getting shilled. it's boring as shit. reads like a fucking textbook

>> No.18867121

>>18866918
Chamber Music by James Joyce

>> No.18867146

>>18867090

>he doesn't know

>> No.18867154

>>18866918
Do you love women? Or do you love the friction of their vaginas?

>> No.18867156

>>18866927
specifically, The Song of Solomon

>> No.18867162

>>18866938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRUNb6pi4b4

You can pretend to be her BF while watching her ASMR videos. I absolutely do not do that as it would be very degenerate.

>> No.18867175

>>18867162
she went from an 8 to a 5 real quick

>> No.18867225

>>18867162
>spend the day with me
>forced to hang out with her fag tat friend
fuckin typical

>> No.18867279

>>18867154
>the friction
I'm a lesbian

>> No.18867306

>>18867225
Boyfriend.

>> No.18867325

I know your feel bro, I fucking love them so much, it's unreal.

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>>18866918
I hate women so much bros. What books do I read to double doen on my hate?

>> No.18867496

>match with girls on tinder
>send them a message
>get their reply, never read it
fuck women, figuratively not literally otherwise it would be besides the point

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IT IS MEN LIKE THE ORIGINAL POSTER WHOSE BRAINS ARE CORRODED BY LUST, AND WHO ARE SO RAVAGED BY HYPERSEXUAL STIMULATION THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO VIRTUALLY ANY FEMALE, WHO CONTRIBUTE TO THE ABERRATION THAT CONSTITUTES THE FACT THAT WOMEN BELIEVE THAT IT IS OK TO BE UNFIT —EITHER ON THE VECTOR OF OBESITY, OR ON THE EMACIATION ONE— LIKE THE WOMAN IN THE PHOTOGRAPH ATTACHED TO THE ORIGINAL POST.

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Diary of a seducer, the new heloise, all of Shakespeare, Iliad, mme bovary, ovid

>> No.18867583

>>18866918
One of the girls I'm seeing looks very similar to this. I sometimes wonder how she even finds me attractive.

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>>18867451
You don't need to read anything, just browse crystal cafe and watch this video
https://youtu.be/qm5p6OZyVQs

>> No.18867604

>>18867017
meme books for teenagers

>> No.18867607

>>18867500
what is this body type called?

>> No.18867612

>>18867607


THAT IS AN ECTOMORPHIC SOMATOTYPE.

>> No.18867614

>>18867500
this is literally unreadable shut the fr*ck up

>> No.18867626

>>18867614


DO YOU EVEN READ?

>> No.18867718

>>18867511
>mme bovary

But anon, I don't think that reading the story of the Naive Emma and her adultery produced by her stupid approach on literature and feelings is going to make anon love women more.

>Iliad
Yes
Also, Oddyssey, The Song of Songs and Dante

>> No.18867798

>>18866918
>>18867325
Can you two explain why you love them? I don't know becausei don't interact with them

>> No.18867877

>>18866927
this

>> No.18867915

>>18867626
of course not, readings for fucking nerds, do you even get laid bro?

>> No.18867922

>>18867626
Kill yourself by swallowing homemade napalm and then lighting yourself from your asshole.

>> No.18867946

>>18867023
Your mistake for assuming this board is for serious discussions.
At best, you can engage in some confused circlejerking.
Without ID's, it's all so pointless...

>> No.18867948

>>18866918
Stendhal felt the same.

>>18867607
Child’s

>> No.18868326

>>18867948
>Stendhal felt the same.
Which book

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>>18867614
2BAROQVE4V

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>>18868326
I liked The Red and the Black, but I was mostly thinking of his exasperated and disjointed thoughts on love (sometimes called On Love). Some people prefer Charter House of Parma

>> No.18868764

>>18867063
sounds like a projection, you should be seeing meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeat
women are vain to make you want to fuck them so fuck them or read scripture

>> No.18868787

>>18867595
Wtf I just learned about crystal cafe from your post and I love women now. They seem human after all.

>> No.18868847

>>18866964
Song of Solomon. Not even memeing a little bit.

>> No.18868856

The all-caps schizo can always be found in these coombait threads. It's very telling.

>> No.18868929

>>18868856
Everyone posts in these. You’re projecting.