/lit/ - Literature

INB4 DIAMOND DOZEN
DOGGY DOG WORLD
ETC.

>They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

OP is not a faggot.

>>1881988
This will be engraved on my tombstone

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look more like?

>>1882004
Haha I remember when that was posted on /v/. The work of a true mastermind I say.

One thing I truly knew - knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest - was how love gave someone the power to break you.

>>1882021
I was there too!

Her nipples were soft and temptressing, and I could only do my best to wasteband my pecker ebfoere the bus got to my stop

its why you, mite be off liking them, candys, thare your stoonding

I like you're hat

Had had had had had had had had

>>1882054
>yfw that's a valid sentence:
Had had had had. Had Had had had?

>>1882056
explain

>>1882056
essplayne!!!!!!!11

riverrun, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.

>>1882057
Had had had had.

Had [person] had [tense] had [owned] had. [object]

Had Had had had?

Had [question] Had [different person] had [owned] had? [object]

There is probably a clearer way of explaining it, but it technically works as a sentence. My lit teacher wrote it on the board and said, 'homework.'

>>1882083

'Had' isn't a noun. By your absurd reasoning, every conceivable combination of words represents a sentence.

>>1882094
Okay, swap had as a noun over for Had as a proper noun. Had is a kitten.

>>1882094
it does make sense he's just really shitty at explaining it

also by assuming some are names you can do this with a lot more than "had"s

it's really not very special

My Indian aunt was speaking to my mother-in-law and said

'So did when you are coming to UK? 19s or 2000s?'

"Have had to have had spend"

Excerpt from an article on a NASA mission plan, published on Yahoo! news. Sad...

>>1882074

>riverrun, past Eve and Adam's from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs


FIFY

>newfags newfags every which wheres
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>1882160
HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr

>>1882095
That only works for for words like 'buffalo'

Your teacher is an idiot

>>1882203
you're teacher is and idiot*

I have this ideal wear me and you were hear but we can't went further then we needs too.

>>1882204
you're teecher is a idiot

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

>>1882083
your teacher is stupid

i atend harvord skool uv law but u go 2 communiteitiy collage.
umad

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo

>>1882248
You'll like this:

http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0202/suspense/

>>1882279

'sup fellow harvardian

"God bless you." and " I will pray for you"

Those always make me vomit inside.

Sounds like you all got broad side school fed up the bone bulge:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=010.jpg

For sale baby shoes never worn

i could but that i want a good reason

>implying spelling only bad is be why grammar without

That is a whole nother story, said Tao Lin.

In this post-cold war-world we now live in...

the young boy breathed heavily after finally defeating the ultimate master dragon. "I did it!" he shouted.

THE END

>>1882296

You're right, I really do like that.

>>1882766
Is this from one of the Eragon books?

How fuck you think I type? Bish,

>>1882790

I've read the three first books and I am excited that the last one will be released this year.

Forgive me, /lit/.

He grinned a grinny gin while she undressed sexily and sat on the bed sexily as her sexy dress dropped sexily and he saw that it dropped sexily and wanted to have sex with her, sexily.

Harry was finally 18, as was every single person he knew. Some of his sexier acquaintances were barely 18, but still 18 nonetheless. Compliant with Muggle and Magical law, everyone now wore ID badges that read "Yes, I am at least 18." These badges were prominently displayed above or near some sexy-ass titties. Some even showed nip.

Harry awoke in the Dursley's empty home, number 4 Privet Drive. He had long since murdered all three of them, as he was tired of fucking around for several chapters before anything interesting happened. He sat up in bed, thought of Hermione, had his first j/o session of the day, and then ate some breakfast.

Today he was to return to Hogwarts Magical School of Wizardry, Witchcraft, and Sexual Exploration. His bag was already packed, meaning he needed to drain his ball sack again, so he had another epic j/o session. Wasting no time, other than those initial two j/o sessions, he grabbed his packed bag (meaning his luggage), and headed out the door. Magic was not involved, although it easily could have been.

> For all intensive purposes.

>>1882296
lol'd hard

>>1882833
fucking lol

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>1882841

Oh god I lol'd

>>1881988

He thrusted his member in and out of her wet hole, his hard dick hard as a rock was his penis.

His eye was twitching.
Which wasn't quite true. His eye /lid/ was twitching. no, not quite. his /bottom/ eye lid was twitching. But then again, the eye itself seem...

ah, that particular problem has gone away. There were no more eyes, twitching or otherwise. Now there were stars, which were twinkling. But they weren't quite twinkling, it was more of a ....

I'm pretty sure the original of that was different...but it's just been chinese whispered to the shithouse..

In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast.

relevant

This thread had made my face like this in the picture left that is being posted.

Fuk u OP i was gonna rite duh worstest thing evah irregardless uh wut u wan me tuh do!
>also MFW irregardless isn't considered misspelled by Firefox spell checker.

Nickelback is good music.

>>1883570
1 hand riteing must be hard,

>>1883570
>I put three fingers inside my clit

i demand this will archived

>>1883627
THIS.

CYBER SEX GUYS, I AM SO HARD WITH MY 22CM COCK AND MY 12 PACK ABS AND PERFECT PHYSIQUE.

your al reely the most stupidedest bord on 4cahn

you is all lazy fucks with 67 replies and not a single run on sentence you are very fucking lazy please kill yourselves for not even attempting really to write the worst sentence just saying a bunch of silly shit mispelling shit structuring sentences incorrectly and not using the words correctly you guys seriously fucking kill your fucking selves cause you is retards that espoused from the per chance fuck that youre uncle came in your aunt who were brother and sister and are now your mema and papa and antie and unkie and you perform the incest with them too and other siblings and the gay sex and your all fucking retarded do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth that's a question mark but i dont know how to question mark on this typee thing

This should be archived.

If scientists r so smart than y do they believe in evolution because if monkeys evolved to be people than y are people and monkeys in concordance with life?

does your mother know your gay? xD

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn`t know how dominate that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

scientists are so uncreative and mindless robots drones and have no creativity because they got better grades than me in school

I don't know why it be like it is, but it do.

>>1884569
but every other thread here has that opinion too

Any sentence where the word "aunt" is a homophone of "ant".

"I respect your opinion, Deep&Edgy. But I still think you're wrong."

He was a man of some standing in the village. The womanfolk of the hamlet would swoon as he and his friend, Henery Briddlesford, went about their business.
"Aye, Emilie Blacksmithson, ee be a ripe apple for sure" remarked Carolyn Conray to her companion, both of whom were of a lower social standing than the aforementioned gentlemen.

Or anything else that sounds remotely like Hardy wrote it.

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it痴 a peach of cake.

>>1884607
silly tripfag, why would anyone respect your opinion? :)

>>1884607
I don't have any respect for your opinions, but you're right a lot of the time.

>>1884628
This post is the one to beat.

>>1884643
It would be if it wasn't copypasta

>>1884628

Do you think it'd be cliché to use these in narrative?

I've deciding i'm liked this thread

I sodomized the miserable, wretched cunt in the cunt and took its mouth upon my neck and forced it to suck 'til hickey in order to expedite the cum process so that I may be relieved of the fucking winchy cunt forever and ever (true story bro).