/lit/ - Literature

>>18760249
Shitting feels like a pain in the ass now. I'm too young for this shit...

A woman stole my toilet paper.

>>18760249
I've been drinking a lot of water and eating healthy, my poops are not the biggest but they are good.

>>18760253
Kek. I'm literally 23 and my shifts are 10 hours. When i take a shit it literally burns to wipe, especially with the worst toilet paper. Idk what my problem is.

>>18760249
Do you drink loads of coffee? You should get that checked, eventually its gonna fuck with your detrusor and you'll develop OAB.

>>18760260
2 coffees per day,but thanks for the help bro

>>18760261
Do you add energy drinks with that? A red bull is like 2 dozen coffee digestion-wise.

>>18760249
OP, here's some advice:
If you want to get banned for a few days post some mild porn. I've tried with the whole offtopic threads and they just get deleted, nothing more. So yeah, good luck with your work.

>>18760268
No i don't. I think i just shit too much.
>>18760275
No problem i got some good shit on the cook up. Go to my blog at johndavidebert.com to check it out

>>18760249
https://getcoldturkey.com/

>>18760249
Get an oak bark anti coagulant ointment, clean your asshole with water and apply a bit of the ointment daily. You have hemorrhoids.

>>18760276
Maybe its plugging. If you tend to sit a lot all day and dont do much exercise, also if you sit cross legged, you'll tend to build up a plug of shit which then can cause lesion when you end up pushing it out. Might want to try jogging, it helps. Do you sometimes feel water leakage from your ass? It's a usual sign of plug (water seeps through but the shit stays there)
Anyways, stop coffee and eat more fibers. Also stop irritants like chocolate, tomatoes, kimchi...

>>18760249
My asshole and surrounding area is red/purple and I don't know why. I've become desensitized to health scares so I don't even care anymore, only once I start shitting straight blood and my asshole looks like it's contracted gangrene will I even think about going to the doctor.

>>18760302
I work a manual labor job bro, i get 25k+ steps / day.

>>18760312
>My asshole and surrounding area is red/purple
It's hemorrhoids.

ITT: a whole generation that grew up with internet doesn't know how to use it

>>18760312
>>18760342
Yeah, it could be hemorrhoids :3

I had an internal one the other day, solved it right away with some ointment, shit works, now I don't have hemorrhoids

>>18760312
Your bussy is aching for some good dicking. Download grindr right now and get TOPPED

>>18760249
Been having constipation and fissures over the past year. At one point it was very bad. The pain of going was like shitting razors. (Also—that stench of iron intermixed with faeces!). I’ve heard pregnant women describe the pain as comparable to or worse than childbirth. It’s better now.

>>18760349
>now I don't have hemorrhoids
You still have hemorrhoids but they have subsided, you need to keep treating it so it doesn't come back.

>>18760349
I hope everything works out with you and butters, i think she'd like to give you a good pegging until you bust a 'roid on her dildo.