/lit/ - Literature

>>18751003
dw I'm not reading either

>>18751003
im a hermit

>>18751003
>Y'all
what is this? fucking twitter?

>Friday evening
I just catfish men on sexchats by acting like a girl.

I'd rather be a arthoe

>>18751003
no, don't want anyone bothering me, i have to study.

its Friday morning and im drinking a beer. just Read the part where bloom came to the lame girl. nice

>>18751003
got a booty call gril that will blow me while I read desu. All good here

>>18751694
This.

>>18751003
friday night, it;s taco tuesday

>>18751003
>Y'all
Die

>>18751003
I‘m not reading though. I don’t have internet and all I want to do is play ffxiv before I get on with writing my Hegel papers. I also have to work tomorrow.

>>18751003
why they always have face like are drugged or tired

you write better if youre going crazy because no pusy. history proofs it.

>>18751748
Xanax or or cocaine comedown or Chad's facial or all three

>>18751003
I guarantee OP has no photos of him with any hot chicks

>>18751832
Fuck off Jason

>>18751072
I used to catfish men by roleplaying as a sheep on dating apps. Some men would message me to compliment my sense of humour but others would just outright flirt with me. Most guys in these apps are truly dumb, no wonder the success ratio is skewed.
Also catfishing men can be a good way to study the competition and learn from the ones who can flirt.

>>18751003
Sex is extremely overrated. Buy a decent onahole, come to terms with solitary living, free yourself from meaningless anxiety.

I get a lot more reading done.

>>18752172
t, incel

>>18752172
based and monk-pilled

>>18751072
sex sex sex

>>18751003
40% of men pass on their genes.
Carry on.

>>18751840
>seething incel

>>18751003
Is that dark academia?

>>18752389
>be 43 year old failed "writer"
>get banned from reddit for obnoxious shilling
>flee to 4chan, still trying to shill dogshit book
>tries to impress NEETs and incels half his age
>just gets told to fuck off constantly
The saddest thing is that you aren't smart or self-aware enough to see how pathetic your online presence is. Just buy an ad here and stop bothering us with your shitty life.

>>18751003
I wish. Never worked for me.
Once I had a date on my bday with an arthoe, she told me "i changed in the teachers bathroom, im wearing this knee high socks for you"
She friendzkned me badly that day

>>18752391
"Dark academia" is just basic Harry Potter bitch starting freshman year in college.
"Arthoe" is the same bitch after getting banged and wasted for two semesters.

>>18752424
I'm having fun, aren't you?

>>18752467
KEK zoomers are retarded.

>>18752467
God, I wish I had a GF like her...

>dating a woman who uses social media besides to show her pictures to a few friends and family
yeah nah

>>18752473
No, because you're shitting up my board. You were somewhat interesting for about three days, should have stopped there and just buy ads. This is just sadly repetitive now, and calling people 20 years younger than you -incels-, on a fucking incel anime forum, is beyond retarded. Such low IQ abrasive attitude is exactly why they hounded you out of reddit too, as I've read in one of the numerous 1-star reviews of your book. This is my last reply to you.

>>18752523
>he hasn't been hounded off reddit
Anon, I...

>>18752502
For me it's a 4'11'', tarot-reading, big-titted, tik-tok porn goth gf

>>18751003
"The Flower and the Fly"

Her fleshy petals blooming soft and pink
Compel my million-windowed eyes to gape
As hummingbirds enjoy their morning drink
And bumblebees buzz up against her nape.

How open and inviting she appears!
How wantonly she welcomes every tryst!
So long as they approach her free of fears,
Her many suitors know, she won't resist.

If only I were coloured like a bee,
Or charming as the lovely birds that float,
She'd open up her petals, just for me,
And I could gulp her nectar down my throat!

But I'm a fly, on nature's lowest rung,
Condemned to curse her while I feed on dung.


---


"The Hummingbird's Idea"

I hardly understand the fly's complaint.
A hummingbird gets thirsty, so he drinks.
He doesn't need the nectar of a saint,
Nor does he care what any flower thinks.

The point is to float up and wet your beak,
Not drown yourself in fantasies of flings
Until your throat becomes too dry to speak.
A flower wants a bird who boasts, who sings!

Perhaps I'll have a taste of every kind
And make the green-eyed fly observe my course
To show him that the problem's in his mind
And not in some deterministic force.

He claims he's fated to eat horrid food.
If only he would change his attitude!
---


"How Wonderful it Is to Be a Flower"

How wonderful it is to be a flower
Admired by the warm and watchful sun
While taking twenty lovers every hour!
It isn't shameful if you're having fun.

I'm worshipped by the hummingbirds at dawn.
I've kissed a hundred bumblebees by noon.
It used to sting, to see them moving on,
But I got over that by middle June.

The ancient maple likes to groan and sigh.
He envies me and all my pretty friends
And so, at night, he chants a wicked lie:
"How soon the season of your beauty ends!"

He's far too old for any girl's desire.
I hope they chop him up for a campfire.

>>18752548
>4'11''
4'10 actually, according to her PH/Tiktok.

>>18751748
Same reason I do. Depression, no life, in front of message boards or YouTube all day. r-right?

>>18752579
Damn. I'd never read another fucking book in my life in exchange for 1 (one) pityfuck with this thot.

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

>>18751003
There's no such thing as an art hoe in my small third world town.
And I'm grateful for that.

>>18752604
Best pasta ever

Looking at these qts makes so sad bros what is the cure for this? :(

>>18751003
Stop watching porn.

>>18751748
Because they are drugged AND tired.

>>18751003
I'm at work.

>>18751003
>knowing what day it is
ngmi

>>18752616
Dated a girl 5 years older than me who looked and dressed exactly like that.
She had a thing for leopard print underwear. Fuck I miss her. Last time we fought she called me a human swamp, so I don't think I have any chances anymore...

>>18751003

Art hoes do nothing but read The Secret History and Harry Potter over and over again

>>18752275
That's not monk-pilled, unless he ditches the onahole

>>18752424
Dont go full schizo on me anon

>>18752896
This.

>>18752424
God I fucking hope the average age on /lit/ isn't 21.5.

>>18752943
KEK I unironically hope that most anons are underages larping.

>>18752856
What do you reckon that kids powerlevel is?

I am so lonely, I haven't touched a woman all year. Corona has made it impossible to meet girls in any setting, and it was already hard before. Nor do I have any friends; sometimes I think about going to a bar or pub to have a drink, but for what purpose? I'd sit alone in a corner, get a very underwhelming buzz, and think about what could have been. I tried cold approaching girls a few times, but it doesn't work.

>>18752958
Unironically higher than your regular anon, not even joking.

>>18751003
>chasing pussy
Condoms were a mistake.

>>18752960
Aren’t dating apps the only things girls use anymore? Do they want to be approached irl?

>>18752969
>implying this wasn't a thing before.
Have you ever read a book?

>>18752960
Try never having touched women ever haha
fucking amateur

>>18752975
Probably. I tried that too, but with no success. Real life is a woman's world, and dating apps even more so. I'd assume 70% or more of users on dating apps are men, all of whom are willing to date down, where as the 30% who are women are only willing to date up. So you got thousands and thousands of men fighting for scraps. And the women on dating apps have no reason to choose you over the literal hundreds of other men who like them. Not to mention there is no guarantee you will have any chemistry at all; I have only had one t*nder date where I felt a modicum of chemistry (she later ghosted me anyway). Any advantage a man might have in the real world - charm, persuasion, perseverance - vanishes on dating apps.

I'm so dejected and depressed.

>>18751694
>>18751724
ywnbaw

>>18751003
I'm a manchild and I'm playing FIFA with my friends.

>>18752548
disgusting

>>18751003
i am an arthoe and i’m trying to figure out something fun to do tonight in the city

Most people seem to meet their girlfriends through happenstance - on the bus, bumping into each other in the library or work, friend of a friend of a friend - and I always thought at some point that'd happen to me. But it never did. Sometimes I think that maybe all those fateful chances I missed by the tiniest of margins. Maybe I tied my shoelace and missed the bus she was sitting on, or maybe I couldn't find my wallet so I couldn't go up an order a coffee and because of that the girl who'd have stood in front of me in the queue wouldn't accidentally have spilled tea on me and we wouldn't have started talking, and so on.

I don't give a fuck it's my birthday

>>18753027
Jesus Christ dude life is not a movie, be glad it isn't

>>18753035
>life is not a movie
But women want to live as if they were in a movie.

>>18753035
it's a movie if you're handsome or cute

>>18752998
Platonism has gone too far. Books for this feel?

No one hit on Butterfly anymore please :3

A)it's embarrassing. I have a lucky situation with her, just stop
B)it prevents her from posting. She is offended by slobbering males hitting on her

>>18752960
> I haven't touched a woman all year
Oh you poor thing

>>18751003
The main problem with chasing women is that getting pussy isn't satisfactory. And it is not satisfactory because even something as intimiate as getting pussy isn't inherently about you, it's about her. That's why whoever has ever gotten pussy before doesn't sweat about it. It ultimately doesn't mean anything except that you specifically in that moment were the combination of physical features, behaviors, clothing and other markers that intertwinned with her particular hormonal situation made her decide NOT that she likes you for you, but that she likes you because it makes HER feel good. And that specific arrangement of factors can be gone in an instant at any point in time. The only worthwhile relationship with women is the closest thing to a well-thought out arranged marriage that is possible, then you are for a moment like shoved into a common room with no way of escape and have to work together to find a solution that makes life tolerable if not enjoyable. And if the two people are smarty selected beforehand for their specific quality character traits, then this can even turn into joy here and there, despite the copious amounts of work it takes. This is the lone thing that is valuable in a male-female relationship, everything else such as "getting pussy" is a total banality, an indication that wow yes you managed to dress and behave in a manner that satisfied some vapid woman's hormonal outburst.

>>18752958
He's closer to God than any of us

>>18752960
Women function the exact same way capital accumulation does. It's impossible when you have little to none, very easy when you cross a certain point and then it gets laughably easy.

You need to build your starting capital base first, right now you are sounding like one of those /biz/ threads "How can I make 1 million out of $100?". Make 10k first at least. So you should focus solely on maxing out your physical fitness, and appearance (including fashion) in general, you should also increase the amount you earn if you can but that's not super critical. After you've started working on this, you have to start working up your social capital. Meaning you have to meet people and expand your social circles, befriend guys that know other girls and befriend girls that know other girls and do so without even trying to get laid, just make friends. Once your stats are high enough and you have a large enough social circle, you will get women "automatically". You can also work on your social media if you want, but it's not really that necessary since you will need an IRL social circle anyways. As to how to build one...don't just leech from people, you have to be thinking how can I bring something to the table that people want.

>>18753087
Pussy isn't satisfactory during one-night stand. After a 2-3 month period, tho, it is pretty nice (and then 3 months later it star sucking balls).
Anyways, the feeling of waking up next to a pretty girl and just brushing off against her naked body is imho better.

>>18752502
Why? They are vapid as fuck and having nothing to say off drugs.
t. made that mistake already