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Can I use my knowledge of literature and philosophy to impress boys and convince them to date me just like art hoes? I hate women and I'm getting tired of being a social cripple.

>> No.18748372

>>18748345
Allegedly that's what faucult did.

>> No.18748379

>>18748372
>faucult

>> No.18748388

No

>> No.18748390

>>18748345
Either be a bear or a twink, there’s nothing for you if you don’t fit these

>> No.18748401

>>18748345
yeah probably

>> No.18748405

>>18748372
>>18748379
Fuckault

>> No.18748426
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>>18748390
>there’s nothing for you if you don’t fit these
Who cares, at least I'm safe from STDs, HIV and hedonism. All faggots are degenerate and I'm glad I don't fit any of these, I'll live longer than them and find happiness.

>> No.18748565

>>18748345
I'm too small to dominate boys. They're always taller than me. So I don't know what to do

>> No.18748668

>>18748565
fuck, literally same

>> No.18748672

>>18748565
work out

>> No.18748685

>>18748672
Shut up. That doesn't make me taller.

>>18748668
It's sad because women don't want you, and men want to dominate you. Everyone is gonna "you're so small and cute" even though that's not what we want.

>> No.18748702

>>18748685
>>18748565
Alexander the Great was below the average height. Maybe you can start with conquering Iran

>> No.18748961

>>18748426
Holy cope

>> No.18749208

>>18748565
What's your phone number

>> No.18749217

>>18748565
Do you have a large yet firm and pert bottom anon? This is important, please answer correctly.

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18749271

>>18748345
i suffer without a catboy bf

>> No.18749288

>>18749271
Ditto.

Post more.

>> No.18749292

>>18748565
>>18748668
>>18748685
Accept your lot in life as a bottom. Nature has made it so big fucks small, not the other way around.
You should come to terms that you will never be a top, you will never be dominant.

>> No.18749297

>>18749208
5448534677

>> No.18749914
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>>18748345
>>18749271
>tranime

>> No.18749949

Why are there so many fags on this board, was reading really gay all along?

>> No.18750081

>>18748372
>pedault

>> No.18751408

>>18749949
yes.
has there ever been a great man who claimed to love reading? it has always been a feminine activity

>> No.18751650

>>18748345
definitely.

>> No.18751679

>>18749949
trap doujins > rest of porn

>> No.18751929

>>18748345
I imagine you probably could...
I read a lot and have a fantasy about an older and wiser and stronger man coming up to me and asking me about what Im reading and we could talk and I could fall in love with him and he could hold me and he could drive me to his favorite places and I could tell him everything about myself and stuff...

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18752062

>>18748345
Literally this >>18748372 but fuck know how he did it. Did he talked about the greeks or something?

>> No.18752078

>>18752062
Oh shit wrong picture, whatever.

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>>18749271
>that switch

>> No.18752417

blessed thread

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18753073

>>18752062
I'm so fucked up

>> No.18753367

>>18752078
>shit wrong picture
it's ok post more

>> No.18753388

>>18748702
kek

>> No.18753400

>>18752062
He wrote about how anything the boys he loved believed was not unnatural. At his time, he was like an erotic Jesus for a lot of pretty white boys

>> No.18753512

>>18748426
This. Sodomy is the worst thing a person can do. It is worse than theft, murder, extortion. Those harm externally. Sodomy wounds the soul, body and mind. It is the same thing as eating shit. It is unacceptable in any context. Behind closed doors doesn't make it more sanitary. It is a disease of boundless proportion.

>> No.18753693

>>18748426
MAAAAAASIVE cope
>I'll live longer than them and find happiness.
implying you know you won't be hit by a car or some stupid way to die
>all faggots are degenerate and I'm glad I don't fit into any of those
hate to break it to you, but faggots actually get laid and you're on an underwater basket weaving forum coping about being a virgin