/lit/ - Literature

>>18724562
This bad boy boar ass varmint motherfu**er reads SCOTT LOL funny if a bit off color signed SCOTT

>>18724562
We already said.
Stop repeat posting. This isn’t /b/

>>18724580
well well well good evening butters or should I say MARGARINE? YOU sure don't pass as "butter" LOL just trying to be a bit funny this day so let me eat your bunions

I too am posting in the based SCOTT/pige thread

>>18724595
well well well let me take off my ten gallon hat First of all LOL the saloon is packed this evening I can tell. Howre doing Mrs Laura? SCOTT'S doing a-ok glad to see you hear....now who wants to here about guy bannisters methadone henchman out of new Orleans in the 70s? I got so much stories they'll KNOCK your socks off

Well buddy boar, buddy BOAR LOL sometimes we just have to take what life throws at us, shit, it's difficult, a real tough cookie to swallow but it's what makes up a man ... I remember a friend of my daddy, he worked on an oil rig off the coast of Louisiana, lived there in a jade quarter flat with a half bath like near lake Pontchartrain now in those days, were talking like early 70s, baton rouge was THE hotspot for methadone trade like the real deal, i.e. heroin the stuff that fucked up Kurt Cobain is what this methadone business is a replacement for, and the company men on the oil rig who were all by the way henchmen of Guy Bannister 's Panzer divion, used to do the trade route for local criminals...real bad guys trust me, no one you would want to mess with ..anyways my dad was not in favor Guy Bannister's methadone racket and starting sinking the bags of methadone into Ponchetrain when the foreman were out drinking in the night..now the sad thing is that o ur dog also drank from lake Ponchetrain

it later died of chronic diarrhea but by that time my father had become such a strong man that he didn't even shed a tear, to this day i look up to his example and think of that wise old turn in phrase- when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Well buddy sometimes we just have to take what life throws at us, shit, it's difficult, a real tough cookie to swallow but it's what makes up a man ... I remember a friend of my daddy, he worked on an oil rig off the coast of Louisiana, lived there in a jade quarter flat with a half bath like near lake Pontchartrain now in those days, were talking like early 70s, baton rouge was THE hotspot for methadone trade like the real deal, i.e. heroin the stuff that fucked up Kurt Cobain is what this methadone business is a replacement for, and the company men on the oil rig who were all by the way henchmen of Guy Bannister 's Panzer divion, used to do the trade route for local criminals...real bad guys trust me, no one you would want to mess with ..anyways my dad was not in favor Guy Bannister's methadone racket and starting sinking the bags of methadone into Ponchetrain when the foreman were out drinking in the night..now the sad thing is that o ur dog also drank from lake Ponchetrain, it later died of chronic diarrhea but by that time my father had become such a strong man that he didn't even shed a tear, to this day i look up to his example and think of that wise old turn in phrase- when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Well buddy sometimes we just have to take what life throws at us, shit, it's difficult, a real tough cookie to swallow but it's what makes up a man ... I remember a friend of my daddy, he worked on an oil rig off the coast of Louisiana, lived there in a jade quarter flat with a half bath like near lake Pontchartrain now in those days, were talking like early 70s, baton rouge was THE hotspot for methadone trade like the real deal, i.e. heroin the stuff that fucked up Kurt Cobain is what this methadone business is a replacement for, and the company men on the oil rig who were all by the way henchmen of Guy Bannister 's Panzer divion, used to do the trade route for local criminals...real bad guys trust me, no one you would want to mess with ..anyways my dad was not in favor Guy Bannister's methadone racket and starting sinking the bags of methadone into Ponchetrain when the foreman were out drinking in the night..now the sad thing is that o ur dog also drank from lake Ponchetrain it later died of chronic diarrhea but by that time my father had become such a strong man that he didn't even shed a tear, to this day i look up to his example and think of that wise old turn in phrase- when life gives you lemons, make lemonade!!!!

remember a friend of my daddy, he worked on an oil rig off the coast of Louisiana, lived there in a jade quarter flat with a half bath like near lake Pontchartrain now in those days, were talking like early 70s, baton rouge was THE hotspot for methadone trade like the real deal, i.e. heroin the stuff that fucked up Kurt Cobain is what this methadone business is a replacement for, and the company men on the oil rig who were all by the way henchmen of Guy Bannister 's Panzer divion, used to do the trade route for local criminals...real bad guys trust me, no one you would want to mess with ..anyways my dad was not in favor Guy Bannister's methadone racket and starting sinking the bags of methadone into Ponchetrain when the foreman were out drinking in the night..now the sad thing is that o ur dog also drank from lake Ponchetrain, it later died of chronic diarrhea but by that time my father had become such a strong man that he didn't even shed a tear, to this day i look up to his example and think of that wise old turn in phrase- when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Cheers Scott

hey there good evening all... hope everyone her eis having a good time, let the good times ROLL LOL well I don't care for tuna sandwiches they reminds of the days my pappy was fighting guy bannisters thugs in Monroe country damn those were the days man he was a strong COOKIE, tough pill to take yes... well Dennys has sandwiches my favorite is the Nashville hot chicken melt damn it reminds me of the time my pappy was at Graceland and ran into Cybill Shepard who was trying to sell straggling itinerant Abelard fringes chicken fingers near the cream and turnpike you know near 63rd avenue on the corner to smoked bbq dugout joint well it didn't work out well for her LOL damn near cost her here career Well you know that reminds me of what grand pappy used to spout off all wild and sea bass fish like from the gaffe boat part after he'd done had some Schlitz and cigarettes: them Huns is peckerwoods! Just like us pecker pecker pecker pecker suckin' peckerwoods...each and every last one of them God made us all equal except for the Huns Huns are righteous and will not even allow the bull nab to put a fire to it when it's dirty shit man isn't that the truth? ?? We got lucky that victory came so easily it was time to dance and smoke cigarettes after the war i remember Andy Williams and Ann Margaret in Branskon Missouri near the riverwalk singing the anthem with eyes welling full of sloppy tears for the boon of the notion, the nation very nuch a proud moment for grand pappy whose father was an infantry man for the Queen's army delpoyed inspa to push back the Krauts man shit that must have been crazy ...parachuting Krauts in the countryside, heroism at stake for the sake of a uncle Sam giving you a pat in your young man's Back ... Wow ... Simply in awe let the good times roll, signed SCOTT

>>18724595
Stick your high heel down my urethra til you can get the toe of it in
Then shit in it
>>18724580
Can you send some toenail clippings and the shavings from the next time you get your callouses removed to 695 talbot st, london, ON, N6A 2T8? A nigga need some foota or a nigga finna shoota
>>18724592
BASED

>>18724562
Hume.

>>18725024
Shit, that reminds me of my pappy's spat with guy bannisters methadone henchmen straight out of New Orleans the oil rig off the gulf coast was the place to work boy I'll tell ya there we did having so much jazz it up zit Iran's yes so much spirit in the flesh wow ... pappy would be proud of jazzing it up with zatarains EVER heard of the shrimp industry???? well guy bannister, the same guy my Pappy was per such cuticles by was also lord of the sea food trade off of Monroe country, near Baton Rouge, near the methadone henchman's lair .... yes lair is also a king of cake, laired cake ... lairs. well I am a big fan of BILL PAXTON, shoot me, I know LOL poor taste is my middle name. ... well, so sad that he died it makes me so heavy ingot sad but I know he is in abutter place now (love and prayers) twister was a good movie well going to Dennys I guess, my favorite waitress thunder thighs is there Many times thunder thighs and me silly old doting husband me LOL we go down to the star bucking down near the noble barnes shit I mistyped damned "autocorrect" LOL barnes and noble and get. a big nice coffee and we done discussed so much elites down in Branskon they Andy Williams don't understand the real SOUL of American people wow ...the flag..the people the important song with cannons wow just in completely awe...no words for the veterinarians of our bathed country wow SIGNED SCOTT