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Why did all great philosophers abstain from cooming?

>> No.18698240

Because all the true spiritual paths hinge on the transmutation of the generative essences.

>> No.18698340

because he wasnt around when porn existed

>> No.18698399

>>18698233
>Why did all great philosophers abstain from cooming?
I don't know but I've got 79 days under my belt right now and definitely feel my power level on the precipice of an emphatic leap forward.

>> No.18698428

>>18698399
I'm on about 60 days and I feel like I'm on the edge of a psychotic break.

>> No.18698429

>>18698399
Nice. 428 days here and I've ascended.

>> No.18698437

>>18698429
What do you mean by this?

>> No.18698443

>>18698233
But masturbation is life affirming isn't it?

>> No.18698465

>>18698437
He's approximately 30 years away from becoming a wizard.

95% of old /jp/ has suicided. 4% are wizards. 1% are girls.

>> No.18698501

Life hack: eat your semen after you coom to preserve your mana

>> No.18698513

>>18698428
youtu.be/-r679Hhs9Zs

>> No.18698525

>>18698443
No. You're literally treating your life's seed as if it were excrement.

>> No.18698528

>>18698233
Neetsche was a huge coomer

>> No.18698537

>>18698525
But that's life affirming isn't it? Excrement is life affirming because it's natural and a part of life. It's only the ascetics and Christians who have made poo seem this-worldly and bad.

>> No.18699562

Aleister Crowley said that genius can be taught. There is wisdom in that. The method of teaching genius is through retention, sublimation and transmutation. The more you look into the great writers of the past, the more you will find the same practices.

>> No.18699658

Wagner said that Nietzsche himself was a coomer.

>> No.18700234

>>18698501
based

>> No.18700780

>>18698429
>Nice. 428 days here and I've ascended.
Props and kudos galore to ya. This is the longest I've been outside of my months long affliction of mono and look forward to my first 100 day mark, then following your example even further. Definitely conquered a plateau by getting here. Are there many on the way up, or is it the standard temptation making itself a challenge that I can expect?

>sensual cravings, fostered during life in the body, become a scorching plague when, after death, without a physical body, they cannot be satisfied

>> No.18701330

>>18698528
>>18699658
I’ve seen this said before. do you at all have a link, a book, anything for where this comes from?

>> No.18701522

>>18698428
>psychotic break
that's power

>> No.18701654

>>18698429
>>18698428
>>18698399
>Anon is sitting in his dark room at 6AM, in front of the computer. He's troubled. His sunken, circled eyes wander over the /lit/ catalog. He needs to keep his mind busy. Philosophy wasn't working out: thinking of Plato's flowing beard was making him twitch. He scrolls the unbearably clitoris-like wheel down one page and a jezebel appears. He had forgotten that was a thing. It's too late to look away from the thumbnail. His dick springs into a violent thrashing, like a barracuda in a fishing net. The cup of chamomile topples over and rolls off the desk. He grabs the rolling pin he kept at the ready and beats his out of control appendage repeatedly into submission over the chairmail pants.
>Breathing heavily, he takes a tally mark on the computer case. He had made it to 24 hours.

>> No.18702247

>>18701654
Lmao I made a thread that was strikingly similar to this a few days ago

>> No.18702373

>>18698233
Freddy beat his meat into Zarathustra

>> No.18702380

>>18701654
damn you got me down to the chamomille tea!

>> No.18702390

>>18698501
Connor Murphy Yogi Guru Ascended Initiation: Hire Buff Slavs on Instagram to makeout with you and spit cum into your mouth and sell you bottles of Slav cum.

If you don't you hate science!

>> No.18702410

>>18701330
Wagner wrote about it in a letter to Nietzsche’s doctor

>> No.18702424

>>18702380
You should try coffee, it's good for you

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>>18701330
Take it from his doctor

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>>18703547

>> No.18703555

>>18698399
enjoy your prostate cancer dude

>> No.18703561

>>18698233
I literally cannot stop. I coom three times a day and have for 10 years. It has taken over my life

>> No.18703592

>>18698233
Because it was expected of them to.

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>> No.18703595

Nice shill thread