/lit/ - Literature

>>18685876
"I before E, except after C." By the time I noticed my English teacher was wearing a Nazi uniform emblazoned with medallions of Dryden, Johnson, and the international Grammarnazi union badges, it was too late.

>>18685876
incredibly terrifying. never again shall sleep rock my brain

>>18685876
bears are not scary

>>18685876
Baby shoes for sale. Haunted.

>>18685876
I always liked you. Don't come to school tomorrow.

>>18685876
"Siri, what year is it?"
"It is the year 2021."


Feedback welcome

>>18686030
You should be a screenwriter in the new black mirror season

I got call from dad. But dad is dead?!?!?!!?

>>18686053
I read that thread. One day later it happens.

>>18685876
Ywnbaw. You will never be a writer.

>>18685876

He froze, his fingers poised above the keys, his mind a sudden blank. What the hell WAS his bitcoin passphrase, anyway?

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For sale: baby shoes. (Buyer must clean the feet out of them.)

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His companion lifted her face from his crotch and smiled and he lay back happily as she went into the bathroom. He heard her put up the toilet seat and begin to urinate and —

“Hey dad I’m home and I brought a guest”
“Mom,Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend Jamal”

>>18686053
but who was phone?

I've never been in this area before.
There could be niggers around.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

The knock on his door. Heard the last man on earth.

>>18685876
>I saw her dick, it was much bigger than mine

I went downstairs to get a glass of water at 2 am. But I forgot I'm in a world where glass is made of human flesh and water is actually deadly neurotoxin.

I emptied the barrel, while he emptied his load on my dad's coffin. Rejoice!

>>18686283
ooo this gave me goosebumps

For sale: baby holes, never torn

>>18686021
based

>>18686283
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_(short_story)

He had dreamt this before, every detail and he knew he was living his last minute.

Your hand in mine. The rest of your body buried in the cellar.

I could see his smilie through the window and through the dark. I closed my eyes, hoping he’d leave but then I felt the cold air rush in from outside.

>>18688496
>smile
Fucking shit

>>18685876
nonsensical 4/10

>>18685889
long-winded 1/10

>>18685925
weak 1/10

>>18686021
funny, not scary 6/10

>>18686029
cliche 1/10

>>18686030
lazy 1/10

>>18686053
childish 1/10

>>18686063
good twist. 7/10

>>18686108
obscene 1/10

>>18686122
esl 1/10

>>18686270
overused 1/10

>>18686280
boring 1/10

>>18686283
old 1/10

>>18686286
overdone 4/10

>>18687121
stupid 1/10

>>18687189
gross 1/10

>>18688290
demented 5/10

>>18688408
decent 8/10

>>18688496
overwritten 2/10

Here's mine:
The batteries in the flashlight were dead. I couldn't find my shoes and I couldn't remember where I set the mousetrap.

>>18689755
those are three sentence you absolute disgrace

One last slice and her screams stopped. Her face was now his mask.

>>18689755
Boring

That night, I set up camp early and prayed that my journey would end soon. I woke up to a view of the milky way.

>>18689755
unoriginal 2/10

OBAMA looked down from heaven at a classroom every time he heard his name.
“Yeah, thats right” a teacher said, “the netflix guy”

>>18689755
Nobody cares

>>18685876
And he lifted the mirror, that which reveals all truths, to see the cold gleam of still in the moonlight.

>>18690102
Anon...

>>18690102
Hmm, this is technically 3 sentences right?

Ok: edited version.
And he lifted the mirror, to see the cold gleam of still in the moonlight.

>>18690109
>And he lifted the mirror, to see the cold gleam of still in the moonlight.
>Still
>still
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18690102
>>18690109
>>18690112
Why don't I proofread this shit?
Ok definitive edition.(Corrected version of original for no reason)
And he lifted the mirror, that which reveals all, to see the cold gleam of steel in the moonlight.

submission:
And he lifted the mirror, to see the cold gleam of steel in the moonlight.

A NIGGER! ITS A NIGGER!

>>18690129
GET THAT NIGGER OF THE PLANE.

>>18685876
I'm trans btw. If that matters.

>>18690135
10/10 would be terrified again

>>18685876

New family moved to my block. Them white.

Who was it in all of the being. FART??

I ate something I wish I hadn't. Maybe it tasted better when she ate it yesterday.

Stumbling into his room in a half-drunk daze, he froze for a moment and then laughed, spooked by his own reflection. Then he remembered the mirror was already gone.

I wake up. Time to go to work.

When she came out, her eye was blackened and her smiling lips bled. I wondered what the dumb bitch had done to herself as a police cruiser quietly crept into our driveway.

>>18690629
I can never escape this nightmare

>>18690843
big sleep

>>18685876
He was deathly terrified of cats. HE ENTERED A ROOM WHERE THERE WERE SEVERAL CATS.

>>18690276
AHHHHHH IM GOIING INSANE

>>18690967
He died?

I was all alone in my room. Out of nowhere, I smelled a fart that wasn't mine.

>>18690967
That is my favorite painting of all time. I lament the day the memory is no longer active.

>>18690565
Ewwwwww

Pouring sweat beneath a summer sun, John tried to shake the feeling he'd forgotten something. As he reached for his keys he remembered: he hadn't stopped at the daycare that morning.

Camilla: You, sir, should unmask.

Stranger: Indeed?

Cassilda: Indeed it’s time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.

Stranger: I wear no mask.