/lit/ - Literature

schizo post
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>18675571
Fucking ask him

That looks like a quote from hegel ... All that is real or reasonable etc...? on the dryer race board, wat. I've never seen a dryer race board that's a note book. Also, One of those books is syntax and style. He's writing something.

>>18675571

I think I got a few good ones but he might've saw me. I pretended I was Just texting but actually shooting shooting a video. Yeah, I think I don't know. He might he just might've caught me, because he saidHey man did you need the table, I'm going up... I said Yep I'll be here. He goes oh right you don't have an air conditioner do you? I said no, and he said he moved into early, I got a good broom and laughed, said cya in a bit and left up stairs. I know it's kind of a dick move to show parts of his face and stuff but at least I got a picture of whatever that map is and a half title of a book. Anyone know what they are?

>>18676192
I meant to say he said I moved into early, because he got the good room with the air conditioner. Just typos, not crazy - The fuck why are people saying I'm schizophrenic?

>>18676192
So you are writing fiction in a thread. Nice, OP.

>>18675571
>>18676192
have sex incel

>>18676216
Thanks? But to be honest it scares me. If someone tells me what that picture is a diagram of and what book exactly it is, ill upliad My hand picked multi gigabytes s old porn collection. Mostly tastful Pictures of women, hand selected probably added one picture every one or two weeks for the past 15 years maybe 20

>>18676255
A Handlist of Rhetorical Terms - Richard A. Lanham

>>18676232
HUH.. I did 2 weeks ago. Not 2 decades ago like you. If at all

>>18676272
Thats it. Oh thank fuck its at least normal. Now the diagram

Ya dun fucked up OP I'm Fucking dying

>>18676326

>>18675909
>dryer race board
Kek, it's "dry erase board"

>>18676192
This dude looks like a fucking caveman. What phenotype is this

What the fuck is going on, I’ve reread OP’s story multiple times, I still don’t understand what he’s trying to tell us

>>18676422
European with heavy Neanderthal admixture

>>18676433
Isn’t it true that Neanderthals were smarter than us? And that people with more Neanderthal dna are on average smarter? Correct me if I’m wrong.

No I won’t google

>>18676422
>>18676433
That map is a map of the river Rhine ... in GERMANY ...
OP... you're a fucking idiot. Leave the man alone. You're the REAL danger and should be arrested in this situation ffs. You're TakIng pics of ppl to put on 4chan you fucking pervert.

Poor Chris :(

>>18675928

>>18675571
I can hear the black helicopters coming to save you now OP... later on.

Sir what did we find in this sickos room? It's bad. How bad, sir. Well, it's... It's just that he was trying to write good sentences. Mother of God. Fire up the birds, itjust got real. SADDEL UP BOYS WE GOT A LIVE ONE

>>18676469
I’m going to find your home and rat you out.

Good job leaving exif data in your phone pics

>>18676537
Please don't I'll get kicked out... i'll literally be homeless please dont. Can you live with ruining someone's life?

>>18676192
>but he might've saw me
>looking straight into the camera in 2 pics
I don't know what the fuck this thread is but I'm cracking up over here

>>18676563
>Can you live with ruining someone's life?
It’s what HELPS me live

>>18675909
>dryer race board

are you using a voice app to create these posts?

>>18676465
Wat it say. I doubt it. Anyway, if he's not Dutch I'll eat my hat. Dude's like a clone of my mom's brothers

Alright OP I just reported a fake bomb threat to your house.

I would put away any weapons and stand outside or they will look for any chance to shoot you

>>18675571
go somewhere outside dude

>>18675571
>>18676192
wtf is happening
OP calm down and write this story one more time, this time slowly, so we can understand you

>>18676192
He looks like me but a little more blotted.

>>18676815
*bloated

This thread, is it a seminal moment in the evolving art of the narrative thread?

Ignore the shills OP youre doing gods work here

this is the danger of renting a room off campus to save a few bucks, you end up stuck with guys who went insane during their second year and just never moved on, either that or you get some local townies who smoke weed like a chimney

>>18677011
Jesus OPs apartment is just a giant nuthouse

>>18677026
i used to live in a place like that but it was all indian and chinese stem guys until trump won and the international students dried up so the landlord started renting to local potheads

>>18676428
His new roommate seemingly reads/write philosophy, and it literally scares the shit out of brainlet OP. Can't tell much from his shit pictures.

>>18677210
I imagine going into a room of tards, saying some entry-level philosophy stuff, and them all spontaneously going apeshit out of fear.

>>18675571
did you even apologize to him after your baseless accusations you asshole?

OP god clubbed to death
rip