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dumb twitter thread sage go back

>>18671704
that's a great introductory scene, made me feel like I was the mattress or even the building hosting the leaky lady

>>18671704
pot twist: it was a water bed

>>18671704
Twitter faggots should be hanged

>>18672065
Lord hammercy

>>18671704
OOO MASSA YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRT

>>18672074
even normie yt tweets are more literary than you, goofus

>>18671704
now imagine it;s an aristocrat and his catamite

>>18672080
derivative

>>18672080
based ooo massa poster

>>18671704
Almost Quan Millz-tier.

Which see: >>/lit/thread/S17143803

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>>18672142
Holy crap the Morlocks have created their own language.

>>18671704
so true

>>18672080
OOO MASSA YOU GON MAKE ME SQWERT

“Junkie whores on both sides of Calumet clung to the fetid doorways and rotted stoops like painted lice to a filthy crotch.”

>>18672142
Reads like dialogue in Suttree.

Sex is so disgusting bros

>>18672142
I don't speak ebonics, are they talking about packing fudge?

>>18672142
gay af

>>18671704
What does it mean? She shit out chile everywhere?

>>18672065
Holy shit

>>18672142
100% fag speak

>>18674390
Ebonics for "child"

>>18672065
smart

>>18672078
kek

>>18674433
does it make sense in the sentence?

>>18674540
In translated niggerspeak:
>I was having sex with my boyfriend(?) and he said "[I'm trying to pin you to](obscure passage) this mattress" I (squirted so much) I almost flooded my bedroom. Child, the apartment managers are going to kick me out. Lord have mercy

>>18674540
Me and my man were having sex and he said "bitch I'm tryna put you through this mattress"... I almost flooded my bedroom. Child, the apartment managers were going to kick me the fuck out. Lord have mercy.

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>>18674610
I understood this, but how does "child" make sense in the sentence? Does it mean like baby Jesus, or what child?

>>18674672
http://chile.urbanup.com/15147789

>>18672848
Right? Am I the only one who thinks it's fucking strange? I can't deny my powerful urges for it, but it's fucking strange. Why are we compelled so strongly to put our mouths on other peoples genitals? Everything else we do has evolved with time, become more human, more refined, but in sex we are like dogs again, just totally primal.

>>18674705
interesting

>>18674711
I'm going to fuck a girl up so hard that by the mid point she won't be able to tell if I'm murdering her or not.

>>18671704
How shall I perswade a Duchess of Basketball to be my orgasm assistantte?

>>18674714
so I guess the equivalent would be like dude... or Bitch!, or maybe even just girl

>>18672080
Thank you, Jar Jar.

>>18672154
Holy fuck, that thread was amazing

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>>18671948
is Heany's Beowulf the best translation?

>>18676531
I like Tolkien's one.

>>18671704
I don't know what that means

>>18672154
Damn this style is actually pretty fun to read.

>>18672142
This is fucking hilarious

>>18671704
Can somebody translate that to English

>>18674672
It's just something blacks say when they get surprised or excited

how many mattresses?

>>18677522
see>>18674584

>>18671704
>facile negro imagination
the bbc of mentation

>>18671704
what the fuck is that actual nigger language shit what the fuck

>>18677925
come get moisturized

>>18672142
i enjoyed this link up lore

>>18672804
Eyes resting. Epidermis sudor. This warm and humid Saturday. The shantyboat oscillating under the hot and musky sun, and outside the window a dragonfly drones above the murky waters. In the afternoon Sheisty heard his phone vibrate. He swung over the cot and grabbed his phone.

Through the speaker a familiar voice.
I fuck wit you.
Sheisty sat erect on his cot. He stared through the window. 2 blacks were fishing on the shore. A metallic bang reverberated from underneath the floor boards.
Appreciate it.
Where you at? Send your number, I'll push up on you now, I'm finna come to Atlanta later.
Ok.

>>18672142
trying to figure out if they fucked or not

>>18677957
He is hottttt

>>18678023
10/10

>>18671704
So how does she have 19k likes if she only has 16k followers and only her followers are allowed to view her tweets?

>>18678240
people go private for different reasons

>>18674584
Wrong.

>>18678247
Okay. So she went private because of the backlash she copped for posting that? Do you have any proof of this? Seems far more likely the ops image is a troll and youre all retards.

>>18678023
They rustled into the black street. A dark arm cradled around Sheisty's neck. In the shadows a cat raises up to spectate the bumbling fools and moths and other insects float around a piss yellow gleam.
Spot Em Got Em coming again with the Early Times. Sheisty pushing the bottle away. He takes a swig and spits. The dark sky lays spotted with life long forgotten, now streaked across the black filament. Gemini distorted into a glowing spiral.
An unexpected yet necessary meeting. They have linked up.

>>18678274
lol you do you Dr inscrutable

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>is Heany's Beowul f the best translation?

>this thread

>>18674672
It's like when you say "man, I thought I was going to get kicked out" or "oh man, what are you saying" but instead of implying the speaker is addressing another man, it implies that the speaker is addressing a younger woman. Practically, it's an interjection that adds an air of maturity, experience, or maternalism to the statement.