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thread on how buddhists are actually world-class masturbeators and whose goal is to have an orgasm so powerful that it annihilates consciousness (nirvana)? we all see buddhists, lighting themselves on fire and what not, thinking
>what austerity, what discipline
when in fact they have just been lightly feathering their frenulums in their temples orgasming for days on end. who knows that the eastern alchemical doctrines just mean ways to get yourself off without ejaculating? would be interesting to explore this secret aspect of buddhism, or perhaps we should be calling it coomism, the dalai lama and his array of intra-inseminators being only so many seekers of rarer forms of measturbation.

>> No.18662771 [DELETED] 

>>18662710
So Wagner was right when he wrote Tristan.

>> No.18662881

>>18662710
Good thread. Asceticism is just another form of lust

>> No.18662910

>>18662710
>>18662881
t. Hedonists.

>> No.18662923

I think this is just the Tibetans, who are basically drunk all the time due to living on top of oxygen-poor mountains.

>> No.18662933

>>18662881
Buddhism isn't asceticism, it is the Middle Way. This is what the Buddha taught.

>> No.18662973

https://youtu.be/plAra4grQGk

>> No.18662988
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>>18662881
Dangerously based. Mystical and erotic states are nondual.

>> No.18663113

>>18662910
unbelievably retarded comment. how do you think buddhists endure the trials of fire? how else but that at the very moment that their bodies are set aflame, they are discretely having a kick-ass orgasm, full-bodied, so that they hardly even notice the searing flesh? i don't know if you know about tantric orgasms but since no ejaculation occurs, they can take place in succession, and can indeed produce a quite altered state of consciousness, perhaps not unlike the alkalization of the blood that occurs with certain breathing exercises. do you not think that the buddhists, so subtle in their doctrines, are ignorant of the more refined forms of sexual stimulation and climax? do you not think that they are quite capable of bringing themselves to a literally mind-blowing orgasm of such magnitude that it practically jams all other forms of sensation and thought, if they so fancied? what--do you think they sit up there in their temples, meditating all day, knowing that with a mere asana or two, a couple mudras here and there, some mere alchemical dabbling over here, they could be having multiple himalayan-tier orgasms that your average westerner could only dream of, could hardly even conceive of--do you really think that these boodists have forbidden themselves access to the mysteries of the kama sutra, the tantraloka; do you not think that they are laughing it up, up there in the coomalayas, up there in some womanless nepalesian hut, orgasming on command when they so choose, meditating, speculating on their explosive supercelestial cooming powers, thinking to themselves--man, it wouldn't really bother me to be burned at the stake; no one has any power over me, with these cooming abilities of mine, these mystic masturbation techniques; the world is really nothing at all, i'm tired of all these orgasms. i'm ready for the biggest orgasm of them all; im ready to float away into the ether or masturbatory bliss. the world is nothing to me. i am able to burn up all my karma with this supermundane majestical sex fire that i've been brewing for decades in this himalayan hut. i'm ready to die. sayonara, vulgar ejaculators, etc. etc. or do you have some other explanation, hmm?

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>>18663113
>up there in the coomalayas
Top kek

>> No.18663246

>>18662988
>taking Bat eyes seriously

>> No.18663253

>>18663113
based and coomalaya pilled

>> No.18664691

>>18662973
just think, such a man is next to you on the bus, having full blown orgasms repeatedly while you squirm uncomfortably in your seat, irritable and dissatisfied with life in general, perturbed that once again you must decide what shitty meal to serve yourself for dinner tonight, before you go to sleep etc. meanwhile this celestial sex god, this little old man whose skin is soft and taut from being constantly replenished from pervasive climax energy, is in tune with the cosmos and does not need to eat. he might have a banana and some honey, of which a small spoonful will be infinitely more satisfying, and savor of ambrosia, than anything you will ever taste in your life.

>> No.18664701

>>18662710
i don't sneed someone to tell me chinks are degenerate anon