/lit/ - Literature

probably like 8 books about various aspects of survival
and then probably like Watchmen and a book on how to grow coca plants and make cocaine

>biochem textbook
>organic chem textbook
>pchem textbook
>EMag textbook
>mechanical engineering textbook
>fishing techniques guidebook
>sailing guidebook
>faust
>napoleon biography
>WWR

>>18658058
10 of the thickest notebook I can find. Literature would serve little purpose to me in such a situation.

>>18658125
>biochem textbook
>organic chem textbook
>pchem textbook
>EMag textbook
>mechanical engineering textbook
All which will be useless in the given situation.

>>18658160
>All which will be useless in the given situation.
No, I would read those for fun, it is what I do now

>>18658058
Moby Dick for sure, it's packed with useful information about fish

>>18658169
Like I said, useless. Your life will suck and you will die if you are concerned about fun.

>>18658173
Not all that useful, much of the technical information is wrong/tweaked for artistic purposes.

>>18658188
>Your life will suck and you will die
you took 10 blank notebooks lmao, you will certainly die first

>>18658194

kek, got em

>>18658058
About suicide.

>>18658252
Honestly a desert island scenario would be the only scenario where I'd feel energized and willing to live

>>18658194
I am already quite capable in the wilds, have gone on a great number of extended camping trips (1 to 3 months) with little more than gear and lived off the land in a backwoods cabin for 2 years. My camping trips have been as far north as Alaska as as far south as Patagonia. My job is clearing trails and maintenance for the DNR, a big storm or straight line winds can send me out to the deep forest for months. Slow summer so far, only standard trail/portage/campsite maintenance.

>>18658205
Not really. Some of us do have an existence away from books.

>>18658058
Infinite Jest or something else gruelingly long and 9 empty notebooks to write fanfiction

>>18658310
You have no pencil.

I'd bring a fucking Bible and 9 Survival Guides.

>>18658603
>You have no pencil.
Small bamboo, ash+spit/cum for ink

>>18658603
Any island which can support life will have plants which can be used to make ink, not difficult to make a water based ink especially if you are not picky about the color. Failing that charcoal is simple to make and any salty or sugary liquid can be used as a fixative so it lasts and does not smear if need be, a tree or plant sap would probably be best since. Since this island is remote it is almost certainly in the ocean, so squid are avail for ink as well, or any animals blood, even my own. All you see is obsticals in life when all there really is are opportunity.

>>18658058
1: Totalitarianism in the Tundra
2: A collection of Erotic Stories to jack off with, pref with illustrations.
3: Shadow of the Wind
4: Lord of the Rings, complete edition
5: A Scanner Darkly
6-10: Various Survival, Edible Plant, Etc Guides applicable to my location

>>18658656
>1: Totalitarianism in the Tundra
>Kindle
>$213.84
What

>>18658698
Only 99 cents for me on Amazon, don't know where tf you're looking

>>18658310
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>18658712
If you put as much effort into your life as you put into greentexts, your life would probably be pretty great.

>>18658785
He put no effort into this, it's an old copypasta

>>18658785
pepeLaugh EL NO SABE

>>18658808
This kinda screams of Weimar/Wien. Name of painting?
It looks like something Noble Wolf would be envious of.

>>18658802
How do you know he was not the originator? I am guessing it originated on some other board? Seems more like /out/, /k/ or /fit/, somewhere were they talk about things like edc.

>>18658823
Is the average board user really this new?

>>18658823
>How do you know he was not the originator?
>The Navy Seal Copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan’s /jp/ (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

After 10 years, it's unlikely he's the originator.

>>18658835
I stopped paying much attention to pasta a decade ago or so. Not all of us are here on a daily basis and it should be apparent from the above description of my lifestyle/job that i am absent from this place for long periods. Been coming here since the start, remember when the board was all new and exciting.

>>18658270
Reminds me of some jap movie I watched a long time ago where a guy jumped off a bridge to kill himself but washed up on an island and found meaning and enjoyment in life trying to survive on it.

>>18658123
Fpbp

Something light like Hustler to start as I adjust to the dopamine fast of my new conditions

However, that will eventually get old so only two mags of that, then hopefully some print version exists for BBC Cuck porn, plumpers, hentai, traps, vore, and loli.

Also some hypno trap sissy erotica.

And Black Future as a text book.

>>18658058
A bunch of omnibuses and short story collection

>>18658058
Critique of Pure Reason
Critique of Practical Reason
Critique of Judgment
Mishima's Sea of Fertility trilogy
The Azumanga Daioh omnibus
Dream of the Red Chamber
Records of the Three Kingdoms
The Bible (KJV)

>>18658929
castaway on the moon?

>>18658058
An old like 1950s era Boy Scout Handbook and then 9 books just to read for fun

>>18658785
Holy newfaggotry

>>18658058
>Moby dick
>The Bible
>Beowulf
>War and peace
>Crime and punishment
>Robinson Crusoe
>Under the greenwood tree
>Then three books relevant to the conditions of that island, e.g. one about plants, one about survival in the tropics, one about local fish and wildlife.