/lit/ - Literature

>you are a woman
And then you walk off

>>18651004
Chilly fable brethren

I don't have one. Call your psychiatrist and take your meds, schizo.

>>18651012
fpbp /thread fuck you and your thread op

>>18651004
> doubt.jpg

I dont
Simple as

>>18651004
I could kill that woman with a single strike.
It’s amazing how much better men are than women.

>>18651033
I agree with her on that one, anon.

>>18651004
But miss, I haven’t shown you the most pathetic thing about me yet

>>18651004
cope, seethe, dilate

>>18651004
You're a woman, therefore your opinion is worthless

>>18651357
fuckin glasses kek

>>18651004
If she's judging my bookshelf she's in my house, which means she isn't leaving until we fuck. One way or another.

>>18651004
Oh yeah? I'll show you something pathetic *unzips dick*

>>18651004
Pop a boner and start licking her boots

>>18651221
Unironically. Kick her out the window.

>>18651357
That's a damn fine file name

>>18651004
Дa, кoнeчнo, цapeвнa Moя́

You are so correct, honey. This bookshelf contains vast volumes of mediocrity -- exactly the sort of literature you would expect from a fellow like me. Ah, do I wonder what knowledge you've accrued throughout your youthful years; an aristocrat of the soul, I daresay! Your soul makes me blush, madam, oh sweet madam. May I proffer a punishment for my ignorance? I propose to you, dear, a session of facesitting; may I be suffocated with stuffy, acrid, and sweaty scents until I expire, and then learn in my final moments how uncultivated I truly am. Wouldn't that be such a horrific fate for a man like me?

>>18651508
kek

>>18651004
Only correct response is to rape her

>>18651004
surely she didn't come here just to look at my bookshelf, plus, it's a work in progress, I'm sure she can help me with that.

>>18651033
Can't make out many of titles because your limp wrist can't hold the camera still, but what I see confirms that you are a massive faggot.

I know

>>18651033
How's your Parkinson's treating you, son.

>>18651004
based.

>>18651004
"Did you come to my house just to insult me, haha..."
>"Yes."
"Oh..."

>>18651004
I agree. I dislike woodchip shelves. I prefer real wood. They can be quite expensive though. It gets the job done at least.

but i have blood meridian and the criterion wong kar wai collection on my bookshelf

>>18651004
My bookshelf would crush any of you. The person telling me it’s pathetic wouldn’t last long.

>>18651443
Test

>>18651004
please peg me

>>18652509
post pics butters

>>18652509
I choose to believe you don't stake your identity on your bookshelf; I believe your self-assurance allows you to have compassion and respect for, and to share in the common humanity of friend or foe with the optimism that we can all reach a rapprochement through our reasoned empathy.

>>18653127
Yea. I was just shit talking

>>18653193
Phew, the way you handle these jamokes with equanimity awoke me from my slumber to the waking radiant life of my own humanity. I couldn't have lost that, not yet.

>>18653408

>>18653430
Whether you like it or notz, you have a greater responsibility than you can even fathom.

>>18653430
>>18653508
get a room, you two

>>18653193
>>18653408
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>>18653508