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Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:08:00 2021 No.18573523 [Reply] [Original]

What's the most /lit/ way to die? For me, it's a pistol duel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:09:37 2021 No.18573533 sepukku, duel, or laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:09:45 2021 No.18573536 Booze and pill overdose in mom's basement

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:13:08 2021 No.18573560 >>18573523 Pistol duel is cringe, real lit way is to die on the battlefield

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:14:36 2021 No.18573576 >>18573523 dying of consumption in the 1800s

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:15:27 2021 No.18573580 >>18573523 Tuberculosis was the illness of artists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:18:56 2021 No.18573605 heart attack during intercourse with a lady a third of your own age

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:21:25 2021 No.18573620 >>18573605 ...at 30

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:21:55 2021 No.18573624 >>18573620 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:24:17 2021 No.18573644 File: 324 KB, 335x506, 60c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18573620 >>18573620

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:45:27 2021 No.18573802 >>18573523 Failed assassination attempt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 11:55:49 2021 No.18573867 easily suicide.

Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:00:07 2021 No.18573891

>>18573523
>>18573536
Starving to death in the streets when your parents reject you for being an alcoholic bum that can't write.
>God Mode: Mom discovers your journals, she publishes shortly after your death and you become a highly-regarded artist in the field of literature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:00:31 2021 No.18573894 File: 132 KB, 1098x492, Books.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In a conflagration of your own books

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:01:37 2021 No.18573901 >>18573894 God, I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:21:35 2021 No.18574030 >>18573523 >>18573533 gayboys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:24:46 2021 No.18574046 >>18573523 alcohol poisoning

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:31:30 2021 No.18574085 >>18573523 aids

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:49:51 2021 No.18574180 Ruptured colon via horse penis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:50:47 2021 No.18574188 >>18573523 Wars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 12:55:21 2021 No.18574211 >>18573523 like maximus in Gladiator

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 13:00:10 2021 No.18574234 >>18573523 Suicide

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 13:03:17 2021 No.18574251 File: 82 KB, 800x450, jfk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 16:00:06 2021 No.18575331 File: 98 KB, 750x747, 1623986732864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18573523 stabbed by 2 man at a stone quarry completely naked on my birthday with my final words being "Like a dog"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 16:00:44 2021 No.18575335 Suicide via starvation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:15:20 2021 No.18576777 >>18573523 By holding your breath

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:19:48 2021 No.18576794 File: 38 KB, 769x432, kenny1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suicide, shot to the heart. Pic no rel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:32:31 2021 No.18576854 >>18573523 In a hospital surrounded by family members pretending to care about you so they can inherit the royalties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:34:31 2021 No.18576864 File: 803 KB, 112x112, 1608345738565.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18573620 Sex with minors!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 20:39:28 2021 No.18576894 >>18573867 >>18574234 >>18575335 >>18576777 >>18576794 basedicide

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 21:11:36 2021 No.18577097 Head in the microwave, set to potato.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 21:14:40 2021 No.18577111 >>18573523 The sword duel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 21:31:55 2021 No.18577200 >>18573576 A good answer. That or dying as a result of incompetence on your commanders part.

>>	࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDY3cHnRY Fri Jul 2 22:22:06 2021 No.18577434 >>18573523 1. HOW ARE DUELS LITERARY, ACCORDING TO YOU? 2. DYING IN A DUEL IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST, AND MOST PURPOSELESS, WAYS TO DIE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:34:21 2021 No.18577473 A tripfag calling something stupid makes it even cooler. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you'd make that a less literary option just by associating yourself with it, so I hope you just get sepsis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:37:32 2021 No.18577488 File: 140 KB, 1024x683, club1-1-1024x683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gunfight in a bordello

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:42:05 2021 No.18577502 File: 57 KB, 1200x700, 2978AB96-2183-4A83-A085-BD9C26497B95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18577111

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 22:43:37 2021 No.18577510 >>18573523 pneumonia

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 2 23:08:22 2021 No.18577597 Catching a stray bullet while going about your daily routine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:14:10 2021 No.18578079 >>18573523 >>18573533 >>18577111 I could honestly see duels coming back in our society. People are depressed, borderline suicidal, and obsessed with copying things they saw in movies and TV

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:19:39 2021 No.18578095 >>18573523 in the chair sipping coffee after finishing your magnum opus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:23:36 2021 No.18578112 >>18573523 Die of psychological reasons ie. shame

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:47:17 2021 No.18578181 suicide by burning yourself to death

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 01:56:29 2021 No.18578204 Die from square eyes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 02:11:51 2021 No.18578263 Infection from a paper cut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:10:49 2021 No.18578653 I intend to die of tuberculosis in my 40s, maybe 30s if I decide I've seen enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:47:04 2021 No.18578758 >>18573523 Shitting live mammals into milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 04:53:13 2021 No.18578779 >>18577097 "Smells delicious."

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:57:38 2021 No.18578972 >>18577434 No they're not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 3 05:59:03 2021 No.18578976 >>18577434 You are literally a Mexican pedophile. Kys.

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