/lit/ - Literature

>>18556284
Define published

>>18556286
No

>>18556284
I learned how to write at almost age 30.

>Rowling published at 32
>Lois Lowry was 40
>Cormac's first novel was at 35
>Shakespeare's work got better as he aged
Fuck 25.

>>18556284
I can't read or write

>>18556304
25 is the bare minimum foh

>>18556306
That’s not a requirement

>>18556309
oh alright then uh...
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the end

>>18556293
basado

>>18556284
too busy reading

>>18556284
Everything I write I release for free on the internet for the immediate enjoyment of the masses. There is no reason to go through the bureaucracy of the publishing industry for the sake of a seal of approval stamped on your forehead by some stuffy "intellectual" who will decide whether or not your work will see the light of day. Some random man or woman's arbitrary and subjective judgement of what I write or the lack thereof is not the measure of my work's quality. that would be both genetic fallacy and appeal to authority. The enjoyment of the immediate public is. Call it appeal to populism, I call it an empiric, objective staple of quality. I call it quality testing.

>>18556284
I'm an MK ultra victim/Targeted Individual

Any time I try to write something AI targets me with psychotronic weapons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COJi50XXvbo

>>18556284
busying learning latin and reading, prehaps I should also be writing as well, but I dont even know what to write desu

Too busy reading.

>>18556284
I lost both of my hands in a tragic photocopying accident.

>>18556399
You have a nose, a penis and a mouth, get crazy with it.

>>18556353
You may have schizophrenia
Also, we're going to pay you a visit tomorrow at 6pm

>>18556284
Have you been published OP?

>>18556480
I'll be eagerly awaiting

>>18556319
Cumny

>>18556284
I have published. But more importantly, I authored a popular copy pasta that never fails to get (you)s, which is proof that my writing (at least a couple paragraphs of it) has intimately touched the hearts and minds of hundreds of people.

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>>18556488
Yes.

>>18556500
Why is their shivering going up your spine? Why are there spiders crawling under your skin? It's all your fault, you were never good enough.

>>18556532
>Why is their shivering going up your spine?
I did heroin
>Why are there spiders crawling under your skin?
I had forgotten to do heroin
>It's all your fault, you were never good enough.
Maybe some heroin can solve that

>>18556548
Put the needle in your dick vein, it will make the pain go away

>>18556557
Shit, I was doing my eyeball all along.

>>18556513
Degenerate memes, this is what you are proud of? Would you show any of that shit to your children?

I'm not intelligent or creative

>>18556572
>Would you show any of that shit to your children?
Not him but yes.

>>18556572
Yes, my pasta was about my experiences sucking cum out of fat niggers, and I am loud and proud about it

>>18556293
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>>18556586
Obscenely based thread

>>18556284
I didn't start writing until I was 30. Makes it hard to get published before 25.

>>18556304
My first book was at 35, 2nd at 43

>>18556613
what are their titles?

>OP made this thread because he's well over 25 and is looking for people to post authors who published later in life so he doesn't feel bad.

>>18556624
V. and The Crying of Lot 49.

Is that Jim from the Office?

realistically what are even the chances that any person on this board could write and publish a book with a major publisher in the next few years? no one reads today anyways

>>18556577
Most best selling authors aren’t

Have you read Ready Player One? It’s just a big book of pop culture references

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>>18556743
This is something people don't understand. Harry Potter, Star Wars, Marvel movies, Ready Player One, 50 Shades of Grey, Twilight, etc. are all written by retards for retards and they are all taken from other things

>>18556743
I have this shit right here under my desk, in this wooden plank under the desk in which I stack a bunch of shit. The book is basically stuck. Underneath it a big art book, on top of it too many comic books. Gathering dust. One of the worst novels I've ever read, I use it for reference whenever I need to quickly bat an eye at a 500 pages book.

>>18556624
1st book is City of Singles
2nd book is The Shitkickers (Publishing date pushed back because my hot fucking glue binding machine still hasn't showed up!)

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>>18556801
eerily similar to this

>>18556284
Modern day pampered humans don't encounter enough meaningful life experience by 25 to write anything of substance. In ye olden days you had the responsibilities of a modern 40 year old at 25. Sure, there are still some who have lived a full enough life by 25 to write meaningfully, but not many.

>>18556284
crippling depression, mostly

>>18556886
Sounds fun. Get me 300 pages on it

>>18556906
Read My Year of Rest and Relaxation

Had to finish university which consumed most of my time. I am now free so prepare

>>18557033
A threat! I like your style

>>18556846
there are no words for how stupid of an opinion this is.

>>18556330
why would gigachad write tldr cope or care about the "masses"

>>18556304
>Cormac's first novel was at 35
32

>>18556284
I only started taking the written word as something more than utilitarian last month.

>>18557246
>I-I-I-It's a cope!

It is reality. The only reason you think otherwise is because you need a daddy figure to pat you on the head like a dog.

>>18556330
No one ever wrote somehting worth reading like so you're full of shit, unless you're the one that wrote mother of learning in which case i'm sorry and good job

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>>18556586
You gay?

>>18557322
Based ubermensch dabbing on greedy publishers and betas

>>18556586
P-post it please

>>18556284
Lack of desire to preach before pigs.

>>18556284
I am not a woman

I haven't read enough and I have no material, whatever I write now will be mediocre.