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ITT: We write an email to Noam Chomsky, one word at a time.

Dear Noam,

>> No.18556182

>>18556178
Sex

>> No.18556183

>>18556178
Uzbekistan

>> No.18556185

>>18556178
(merited)

>> No.18556187

Desu

>> No.18556198

Gardner

>> No.18556202

Called

>> No.18556207

>>18556178
Rancid

>> No.18556222

nigger

>> No.18556224

postmodernism

>> No.18556239

Formerly

>> No.18556252

Chuck's

>> No.18556265

Currently

>> No.18556266

>>18556178
this guy is a brainlet, email him and see for yourself.

>> No.18556268

Buck's

>> No.18556271

Broken

>> No.18556273

>>18556266
Maybe he didn't find you worthy to have an intelligent conversation with?

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18556279

>>18556182
>>18556183
>>18556185
>>18556187
>>18556198
>>18556202
>>18556207
>>18556222
>>18556224
>>18556239
>>18556252
>>18556265
>>18556268
>>18556271
Dear Noam, sex Uzbekistan (merited) desu Gardner called rancid nigger postmodernism formerly Chuck's currently Buck's broken

>> No.18556287

>>18556279
Better than "curious green ideas sleep furiously"

>> No.18556292

and

>> No.18556298

with

>> No.18556316

niggardly

>> No.18556325

rage

>> No.18556333

we

>> No.18556334

perseverance

>> No.18556342

against

>> No.18556345

FAGGOTS

>> No.18556349

who

>> No.18556352

WOMEN

>> No.18556354

&

>> No.18556356

pegged

>> No.18556357

Tabarnak

>> No.18556358

love

>> No.18556366

anal

>> No.18556374

niggy

>> No.18556396

pee-pee

>> No.18556402

linguistics

>> No.18556404

in

>> No.18556405

suckle.

>> No.18556430

cognitive

>> No.18556437

fetishism

>> No.18556438

hole

>> No.18556440

ligma

>> No.18556445

control

>> No.18556447

Feminization

>> No.18556449

utterly

>> No.18556454

Sissyfication

>> No.18556456

but

>> No.18556460

diarrhea

>> No.18556463

will

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18556466

>>18556356
pegged
>>18556358
love
>>18556366
anal
>>18556404
in
>>18556405
suckle
>>18556430
cognitive
>>18556437
fetishism
>>18556438
hole
>>18556445
control
>>18556447
Feminization
>>18556449
utterly
>>18556454
Sissyfication
>>18556456
but
>>18556460
diarrhea

A prophetic moment has happened upon us

>> No.18556467

rectify

>> No.18556468

thick

>> No.18556472

hitherto

>> No.18556483

been

>> No.18556487

gay

>> No.18556489

expunged

>> No.18556491

>>18556266
Does he actually answer your mails even if you're a nobody?

>> No.18556495

all

>> No.18556502

straightoids

>> No.18556503

infidels

>> No.18556506

and

>> No.18556511

niggers

>> No.18556512

Bussy

>> No.18556518

is

>> No.18556528

hiraeth

>> No.18556533

athazagoraphobia

>> No.18556536

NIGGERS

>> No.18556538

EXTREME

>> No.18556544

>>18556491
yes, try it yourself. just ask a simple question

>> No.18556550

sex

>> No.18556552

mmmmmmmmmmvotebidennnnnnnnnnnnn

>> No.18556567

Cwtch

>> No.18556576

gay

>> No.18556592

Sophrosyne

>> No.18556595

Uyghurs

>> No.18556655

will

>> No.18556693

meet

>> No.18556694

heckin

>> No.18556819

oneitaraxia

>> No.18556824

Manufacturing

>> No.18556850

and

>> No.18556853

Sissification

>> No.18556861

Of

>> No.18556867

Xi Jinping

>> No.18556901

, love?

>> No.18556918

RUSSIA

>> No.18556920

>>18556918
piraha

>> No.18556924

Fisting

>> No.18556936

Foucault

>> No.18556946

Focusedly

>> No.18556954

, perkele!!

>> No.18556958

Sincerely,

>> No.18556963

>>18556958
Netanyahu

>> No.18556969

>>18556963
PS

>> No.18556973

Paedophilia

>> No.18556974

zizek

>> No.18556977

is

>> No.18556988

not

>> No.18556993

a

>> No.18556996

enough

>> No.18557002

I

>> No.18557014

>>18557002
came.

>> No.18557030

giraffe

>> No.18557040

>>18557030
racing

>> No.18557078

>>18557040
is

>> No.18557079

sherpa

>> No.18557082

>>18556178
sumimasen

>> No.18557090

fun

>> No.18557226

>>18556544
>
how's his email address

>> No.18557306

精神的内訳がエロチック。

>> No.18557539

Israel

>> No.18557578

depersonalization

>> No.18557651

liturgies

>> No.18558137

to

>> No.18558143

>>18556178
Penis

>> No.18558155

>>18558143
for

>> No.18558158

P.S.S.

>> No.18558176

and

>> No.18558180

fat

>> No.18558190

albanian

>> No.18558214

Uzbek

>> No.18558221

cuties

>> No.18558225

>>18556491
I got a snailmail reply from him when I was young and interested in linguistics. I'm only slightly surprised he still responds because of how old he is.

>> No.18558271

niggers tongue my anus

>> No.18558305

Respond

>> No.18558334

Pls

>> No.18558572

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

>> No.18558754

>>18556491
yes just like Destiny, something only people with intellectual integrity do

>> No.18560446

(importunately)

>> No.18560694

and

>> No.18560702

Post2016 /lit/ is shit

>> No.18560819

>>18556178
antiquated

>> No.18560824

Anarcho-primitivism

>> No.18560872

what's the point of these threads? nobody actually attempts to string a coherent sentence together. you may as well just go to the dictionary and pick words out at random.

>> No.18560877

HOLOHOAX

>> No.18561165

>>18560872
state

>> No.18561184

AYAYA

>> No.18561204

>>18560872
you don't understand freeform linguistics?

>> No.18561206

jews

>> No.18561213

are

>> No.18561218

kawaii

>> No.18561251

cremations

>> No.18561416

>>18560872
I try. I give away some "a", some "and" or so "of". I am doing my part anon. What about you, can you tell the same?

>> No.18561422

of

>> No.18561432

and

>> No.18561433

justice

>> No.18561441

Pinochet

>> No.18561910

was

>> No.18561929

harken

>> No.18561966

nawamsayin?

>> No.18562019

>>18556178
kike

>> No.18562630

.

>> No.18563301

Once

>> No.18563318

upon

>> No.18563335

a

>> No.18563353

स्नीड

>> No.18563428

there

>> No.18563437

weren't

>> No.18563709

any

>> No.18563752

trains

>> No.18563763

in

>> No.18563766

Auschwitz

>> No.18563777

>>18556287
lmao

>> No.18563961

a

>> No.18563983

Chomsky

>> No.18564095

frolicked

>> No.18564126

through

>> No.18564130

cambodian

>> No.18564177

>>18564130
ladyboys

>> No.18564417

>>18556266
I once asked him about his meta-ethical views, and he just said something like ''You know, it's too complex, one could write a whole essay about that topic.'' And that was it.
He doesn't have a meta-ethical view. His whole system is based on sheer moral intuition, and nothing else.

>> No.18564425

>>18557226
Look for it in his page at his university's website.
Back when I used to email him it was the MIT one. He replied within a few hours, but one day he actually replied within ten or so minutes.

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>>18564417
It's based on his Judaism.

Chomsky writes book after book about the depredations of the American Empire, especially in the Middle East. In these works he consistently characterizes Israel as an exploited junior partner: a puppet state of the USA. But it's the other way around and he knows that.

When it comes to the diaspora, he's happy to criticize fellow jews like Kissinger and Albright, but he'll never, ever point out they're Jewish. Nor will he ever discuss the disproportionate representation of Jews in his roster of infamy. In this way he got out in front of criticism of US-Israeli imperialism. By being its most prominent critic he cut off any conversation about how it serves his tribe and wouldn't exist without it.