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>Thank you anon, this interview is going great. Just one last question: if you were to compare yourself to any fictional character who would you say best compares?

How would you answer this /lit/

>> No.18552520

Humbert Humbert

>> No.18552525

Sam from LotR, because I know that, even if I'm basically a normal guy, I can still contribute to sonething great.
;)

>> No.18552541

Son Goku.

>> No.18552563

>>18552512
the soldier from The Kiss

>> No.18552577

>>18552525
Me? I'm more of a Bombadil fellow

>> No.18552594

>>18552512
Oblomov, now get out of my ROOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18552601
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>>18552520

>> No.18552621

>>18552512
So Oeon walked to the mirror of worlds and wrenched one of the seven abstract forms out of it.
It was desperation and it was black in color.
Then he used the rotted dust to blind everyone who can see.

>> No.18552629

>>18552594
Based anon

>> No.18552636

I am the evil beyond comprehension, I am the fear you don't know exist.
Hero's unite if you dare to stop me.

>> No.18552703

>>18552512
Pan Wołodyjowski

>> No.18552706

Gregory Berrycone

>> No.18552710

Nagel from mysteries because I have seen how everything is connected and I’m also extremely autistic

>> No.18552736

>>18552512
>Maud'Dib. You see, when I take the spice, pure THC, I am able to enter a trance and relive past experiences. Not only this, but I can relive the past experiences of my ancestors. Combing this wealth of experience, I organize data into towering structures, great and glorious abstractions to manipulate with my mind-will. I can see the paths before us. I can see the many futures laid out, and the steps to turn them into actualities. I am like the pilot of a great ship, a cosmic steersman, steering through the choices that lead to the actuality I desire. This is how I know you will deny me this job. I have seen it in these red eyes of mine. In the haze of spice. And so you will not listen to me, but I will leave you a token of advice, a psychic poison for when you realize your mistake: you should buy Dodge Coin.

>> No.18552738

Jorge of Burgos.

>> No.18552747
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>>18552710
Sorry Mr. Anon did you say Bagel?

>> No.18552755

Jesus, ofc.

>> No.18552762

>>18552512
zarathustra

>> No.18552764

>>18552512
Titus Andronicus.

>> No.18552769

>>18552512
Monsieur Meursault

>> No.18552773

>>18552736
nice, makes me want to re-read dune

>> No.18552786

Offred

>> No.18552788

>>18552755
>Anon, I asked you to compare yourself to a fictional character.

>> No.18552793

Ofwarren

>> No.18552794

>>18552512
Honestly? Probably Zooey Glass. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

>> No.18552800

I think I am a lot like Batman

>> No.18552805

>>18552788
Oh sorry. That would obviously be God.

>> No.18552812

>>18552512
Harry Potter

>> No.18552814

Ofglen

>> No.18552821

>>18552512
The Duc de Bagnis. In totality.

>> No.18552833

>>18552512
Unironically William Stoner, with a smattering of the Priest of Ambricourt

>> No.18552848

Baron Harkonnen

>> No.18552868

>>18552848
uhh how'd you fit through the door?

>> No.18552875

>>18552512
Tyrone Slothrop

>> No.18552895

>>18552512
Aeneas because I prioritize my duty to the group over my own self interest.

>> No.18552918

Sorry I'm not interested in working for a company that would ask me such retarded questions as part of the hiring process
Actually I'm not interested in working at all, I'm on neetbux, what the fuck am I doing in an office

>> No.18552962
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18552962

Bateman.. Patrick Bateman.

>> No.18553009
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18553009

Heathcliff

>> No.18553047

>>18552962
>doesn't even get dubs
I'm sorry we're going with another candidate

>> No.18553127

>>18552512
Judge Holden.

>> No.18553172

Nigger Jim