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I'm a literature major and I hate STEM majors desu. I take every opportunity I can to bully STEMcels. What literature will help me bullymax?

>> No.18532517

Read stem literature

>> No.18532524

>>18532514
I have a MAJOR DICK and I fuck Minors

>> No.18532528

>>18532514
Good luck getting employed.

>> No.18532535

>>18532524
massively based

>> No.18532540

>>18532514

Seething and Coping: A Primer

By OP

>> No.18532542

>>18532514
I support stem majors even though I'm not one because people who study English and Philosophy often end up getting pozzed as a result. That seems less likely if you're studying something actually useful. Going to college was a mistake and I hated college and I recommend not doing it because it's not educational and a waste of time.

>> No.18532560

More of the stem majors will make books than the literature majors.

>> No.18532664

>>18532514
I'm a STEM major. Try to bully me future unemployed failure of a human. Even in the pic you got BTFO'd.

>> No.18532673

>>18532528
If you graduate in the top 5% in a humanities degree from a top university it really isn't that hard to get employed lol

>> No.18532680

>>18532560
fucking lol, so true

>> No.18532692

>>18532673
>>18532514
i'm also a stem major. give it a shot, we can help workshop your bullying.

>> No.18532715

I hate all University students. I simply cannot sympathize with you if you take any interest in your formal studies whatsoever.

>> No.18532719

Mathematics Major-chads rise up

>> No.18532728

>>18532692
>>18532719
Based STEM frens. I'm also a Mathematician.
>>18532514
Where are you, OP? Still waiting...

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18532744

>>18532692
>>18532728
>>18532719

>> No.18532751

>>18532744
Math isn't about science, its the ultimate chad field. You just do puzzles and shit. It's amazing and fun.

>> No.18532767

>>18532744
...wait, is this OP? are you using that image as your attempt at bullying? i was sincere in saying that i'd help you workshop it, but it's now clear that you're not interested in making an effort. good-bye, OP, I won't respond anymore to low-effort posts in this thread.

>> No.18532770

>>18532744
You fell for the pop science meme, OP. Come on, give me another soijack.

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>> No.18532855

>>18532514
You should boast about how much money you will make once you graduate.

>> No.18532862

Why not be knowledgeable in both STEM and literature?

>> No.18532877

>>18532673
Yeah well I'm a midwit never been better than top 30% in anything

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18532886

>>18532514
Unironically.
Science without phenomenological foundations is eternally confused.

>> No.18532890

you have autism

>> No.18532892 [DELETED] 

>>18532719
>delusional math major thinks he's going to get a good job
enjoy spending your life teaching trig in a violent inner city school

>> No.18532897

Did a STEM degree, got a STEM job, drift along doing OK as there's really not that much theory to know in the real world, get paid slightly better than average and do lit stuff in my free time. I'd rather than than spend tens of thousands to listen to a hole go on about how Patroclus was a faggot for weeks at a time

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>>18532514
I got my degree in marine environmental science and the only thing I learned was that I fucking hate science

>> No.18532995

>>18532514
The actual individual disciplines are great.
Rather, academia itself is fucking terrible, in all fields (STEM, Humanities etc.).
Across the board it's filled with midwits, brownnosers and money whores.
>t. Someone who has connections to the Universities in their country.

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>>18532514
My diary desu

>> No.18533038

>>18532514
You should never bully a mathematician, however. Believe it or not, they are our brothers.


I died for beauty, but was scarce
Adjusted in the tomb,
When one who died for truth was lain
In an adjoining room.

He questioned softly why I failed ?
"For beauty," I replied.
"And I for truth, — the two are one ;
We brethren are," he said.

And so, as kinsmen met a night,
We talked between the rooms,
Until the moss had reached our lips,
And covered up our names.

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18533043

>>18532995
>>t. Someone who has connections to the Universities in their country.

>> No.18533089

>>18532968
>environmental science

have you considered the fact that you picked a useless non-science for brainlets might be the issue?

>> No.18533130

>>18532514
>I take every opportunity I can to bully STEMcels
Like...?

>> No.18533144

>>18533043
What is that supposed to mean faggot?

>> No.18533145

>>18532514
I'm a physics major and I hate STEM majors desu.
>What literature will help me bullymax?
Dostoevsky

>> No.18533146

i'm majoring in physics and i hate all of my colleagues

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>>18532862
NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE SIDE!!!

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>>18532862
>>18533147
im tired of NPCs pretending you have to be either into stem or the humanities instead of striving to be renaissance men

math major here as well. truly the patrician's choice

>> No.18533203

>>18533182
This. Strive for both

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>>18533182
Sorry, but can you turn a man into a women? Can you make a father no long er be his son's father, but still be financially responsible for him? Of course you can't.
Because Lawfags rule above all.

>> No.18533220

>>18533182
math majors are the laziest shits on any campus trying to avoid both writing papers and writing code.

>> No.18533253
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>>18533089
I learned biology, geology, chemistry, physics, oceanography, icthyology, meteorology, organic chemistry, fisheries science, and inverterbrate zoology. Being a Jack of all trades got me a comfy well paying job right out of college, and that’s what I care about. Also the ocean is cool you FAGGOT DOUBLE NIGGER

>> No.18533273

>>18532968
>>18533253
How come you end up hating science anon? All that sounds pretty interesting.

>> No.18533310

>>18532715
What do you do for a living?

>> No.18533313

>>18533273
I don’t like using my head while on wagetime

>> No.18533338

>>18533313
Oh, also I have terrible ADHD that I’m supposed to be taking meds for. They gave me great grades in high school but I never took them in college, so I really struggled

>> No.18533364

>>18533043
Seriously, what did he mean by this?
Because I'm still confused

>> No.18533377

>>18533338
Same bro.
Only problem is that I didn't get diagnosed until after I was in Uni.

>> No.18533377,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>18532832
Thanks OP, that was an improvement I guess. At least you try.