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Bags of sand

>>18519972
>writer describes OP as straight

>>18519972
How many breasts have you felt op?

I have never felt a titty.

>>18519972
?

>>18519972
>author describes his genitals as "my sex"

>>18519972
I take it you prefer them flabby, OP?

>>18520128
repulsive

>author describes a females pussy as a flower or her labia as petals

>>18520218
based author

>>18519972
>author describes pussy tasting like "salty milk and coins"

>>18520255
it’s gay

>sex scenes

>>18520272
but its a good comparison, vaginas open up like flowers when aroused.

>>18519972
>fat pink mast
>Myrish swamp

>>18520297
Women are fucking gross, jesus

>>18520304
That's quite gay of you to say anon, ironically

>>18520304
penises > pussy

>>18519972
Some boobs feel very squishy, some are hard

>>18519972
he was right about everything...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9gTnQDbAaA

>>18520090
there is endless offer on that market, anon. if you're nice about it and if you pay full price just for second base, I'd imagine you would make her day.

>>18519972
>Writer describes breasts as 'budding'

>>18520304
Some women's bodies are much nicer than others

>gf wants me to eat her out
>tell her that's fucking disgusting
>she starts to cry
why are women so fucking fragile?

>>18520090
just grab em

>>18521348
whistle in the field or enjoy getting cucked

Pussy and tits vary very greatly between women.

Even the qualia of ass fucking is quite different with different women. Go figure.

>>18521105
>paying to grab tits
Jesus christ why

>>18521348
Not eating pussy is gay

>Writer describes the taste of a pussy as 'pisslike'

>>18521458
Bodies are immensely imperfect and varied lumps of sinister internal complexity

>>18521494
>muh perfection
lol virgin

>>18521500
t. Has never been with an attractively shaped body

>>18521469
When I was younger, I loved eating pussy and even ass. I don't do that any more. I don't know why.
t. 34yo

>>18520297
>>18520304
>>18521306
>>18521458
Why is the vaginal anatomy such a taboo topic? Dick shaming and size-queening is perfectly socially acceptable, yet you'd get crucified for publicly stating (the fact) that vaginas range from heavenly tight slits to loose pieces of rotting meat.

>>18521517
Why do you even bring up these rhetoric questions. No value into derailing this into the obvious discussion of double standards in feminism.

>Writer describes tiddies as voluptuous

>>18521517
Because theres a war being waged against the west, part of this is destroying men and making women whores.

>>18519972
>Writer describes vagina as a 'festering pus-oozing yeast hole'

>>18521562
Now this is my kind of prose

>>18521517
Women are put on pedestal. There is manga thats been memed a lot recently written by female where MCs life gets destroyed by a girl because he said picrelated. The moral of the story was that its justifed

>>18521512
You've lost that youthful spark

>>18521503
Nope lol

>>18521545
Oh shut up you little bitch

>>18520218
Kino desu
>>18521562
Some truly are like that
>>18521541
>writer describes a woman’s ass as expansive

>>18521517
Friend I am in complete agreement.

>>18521829
should be about the woman coping
woman writing is so fucking cringe

>>18521399
>just grab em

this. fuck society if society offers you nothing.

>>18521533
found the roastie. I bet she has a grand fucking canyon

>>18521545
>Because theres a war being waged against the west, part of this is destroying men and making women whores.

This. Fuck the jews and fuck the clown cult followers

>>18521846
seethe more

>>18521949
Hello? Based department?

>>18521972
nice image fren. Definitely saving

>>18521981
b-b-b-based

>>18521981
Asuka is indeed best girl.

they mean the shape not the touch, i guess.

>writer describes tits as ropy

>>18522073
Noooooooo...

>>18522084
Is that graph related to Sentience Quotient?

Guy is at work... co-worker(s) have a beef with him...

He goes to lunch, leaves his PC open accidentally...

Co-worker screenshots 1488 inbox...

His life spirals from there... think this is too over-the-top for 2021?
(Set in Canada)

>>18520304
Some indeed are. That's why you shouldn't have loveless sex, by the way. Some women can be fine-looking but have disgusting genitals and don't even get me started on the smell. Once my girlfriend wanted me to eat her out even though she didn't wash and I almost retched because of how sour the thing was. It shattered everything I envisioned because she usually cleaned herself before sex and I was kind of used to the thing having no taste or no smell, or just a little sourness. I swore to myself I wouldn't be coerced by women anymore and now demand a washing before anything involving my tongue.

>>18522125
I am in my 40's and I regret nothing in life.
>However
If I regret anything, it would absolutely be all the loveless sex I had to prove that I was better than other dudes. That I could fuck bitches and not give a fuck. Zero fucks given, just hooking up and blatantly bragging about it. It just lead to more. Truth is, sex is so capitalized, so everything we've been raised on has been designed to make us crave the physical pleasure of sex, while completely ignoring the cost to your soul.

>>18521517
The roast beef look is nice. I want a woman not a prepubescent child.

>>18521348
maybe get a bitch that isn't fat

>>18522111
That is absurd but who knows. It might cause waves in clown world.

>>18519994
Implant impaired breasts are firm. But of course authors who write this are usually trying to describe young B cups with little bounce to them. It’s a pervy line and should be avoided, I think. Like this >>18521124


>>18520218
>anon calls it a pussy
>every time

>>18520304
I suppose spouting mushrooms turn you on.

>>18521348
She’s just realized she made a mistake investing her time with you.

>>18522241
So you had the experience with prepubescent child and did not like it.

>>18521512
Ass eating is 100% a degenerate meme started by the filthy gays. There's a reason gay men have the highest rates of intestinal parasites by a ridiculous margin and it isn't even close.

Let's not even get into the verifiable epidemic of anal and lower intestine damage among young women in the year of our lord 2021. Porn has corrupted the youth beyond salvation. Bring back the bush and stop eating ass you fucking faggots. It's a woman not a shithole.

>>18521517
Mostly because it doesn't matter at all. Sure flappy vags aren't aesthetic, but they get the job done, son. There are bigger fish to fry in the world of shaming, like weight. The primmest vag in the world is worth nothing if it is attached to an overweight girl, on an obese girl it is an outright offense.

>>18519972
Anybody else experience this breast paradox?
>girl with nice b cup tits: small, but softer than expected
>girl with large E cup tits: much firmer than expected, no implants
It's weird, density definitely varies between girls, so I kind of understand the firm descriptor.

>>18522241
Cringe

>>18524517
Have sex

>>18524517
Have anal sex

What's the problem exactly?

>>18524551
firm as long as it's used in a sense of firm as far as tits go, not just a general descriptor for boobs

>>18520090
>>18520090
Grab the fat on your upper back arm. Voilà

>>18524551
Yes, big tits are generally soft sacks.
And there's indeed "baloony" D cups too, the kind of "perky" structure that you expect tits to be when you're 7 years old, and in my experience it's the result of girls being on a strong variant of the pill (e.g. for medical reasons). This way you can have, in naturally C or D cup girls, the "balloon" effect that gives them firm huge tits in their mid 20's.

>>18521981
>wants kids

>>18524517
They are demonic shit-fetishists

I squinted and peered into her flower and her petals opened for me. I was bursting with hormones and pinched at my organ. Her ropy mammaries swayed in the slight wind. My sex grew fibrous and powerful. My glasses steamed and I was salivating. I said something like "I'm entering" before diving in.

>>18524951
Who has fat like that on their arms? Are you an obese fifty year old woman with bingo wings or something?

Are there seriously dudes who don't like eating pussy? I think I know why women get all crazy about feminism and all that crap. Most modern men are hypochondriac autists with low sex drive so women don't get the good passionate fucking they need to calm down and drop the bullshit.

>>18526986
Superb. The only alteration I would make is
>I squinted and peered into her flower and her petals opened for me, with a soft whistling sound like the doors sliding open on the Enterprise.