/lit/ - Literature

>>18480576
Torture Garden

>no drama, no sex and no violence
my diary desu

>>18480589
Based

>>18480589
lol

>>18480576
Zoomer lit is based

>>18480630
Joyce approves

>>18480630
British humor

>>18480630
>Parp
>not Brap
ngmi

>>18480630
Wow. I'm sure the shit I consumed as a kid resembled this, but I really can't remember anything quite this...stupid (the point, perhaps, being that it's disposable and juvenile, which frees it from expectation and allows occasional subversion).

transgender lesbian in a wheelchair fights the patriarchy by being a fag and reading to children in all the public libraries

>no sex
what do they mean by this? no sex themes at all or no sex scenes. cause fuck sex scenes

>>18481022
Found the neo-Puritan

>>18480983
i’d read it

>>18481165
oh vey we have to have sex in novels otherwise I'll compare you to the founding settlers of America

>>18481165
Because old Puritans worshipped sex...

>>18481165
>If characters have come to life, one should know how they will make love; if not it doesn’t matter. Inch-by-inch physical descriptions are the ketchup of the literary cuisine, only required by the insipid dish or by the diner without a palate.

>>18481165
I have yet to read a book where a "fade to black" would not have been better than a sex scene (with the exception of erotica).

>>18480576
Harry Potter. They just want Harry Potter. That's the only thing I can think of that matches those requirements.

>>18480576
What people say they want online, especially on social media where everyone is farming likes/follows/interaction is entirely different than what they want in reality.

>>18480576
Write a novel about a Roman Catholic priest who learns to love and respect a homeless homosexual, and the story ends with the homosexual employed in a comfy office job. Although, without making it explicit, I will assume as I'm writing it that the priest is trying to save the sodomite's soul.

how about you go back to twitter

>>18480630
This is going to give some retarded fortnite zoomer a braphog fetish. There is no other outcome.

>>18480576
How the fuck do you get through a book with no drama, sex, or violence? That's what makes entertainment media ENTERTAINING. If there's not either drama, sex, or violence, there's no story.

>>18480576
sounds like a description of a moe VN but with sex scenes removed

>>18481165
Stephen you need to knock a few back and take a nap. Maybe a cold shower, too.

>>18481266
based.

>>18481270
Based. Anons on a roll tonight.

>>18480589
The Diary of a Nobody

>>18480576
I was gonna say "Green Eggs and Ham" but I think the conflict between the narrator and Sam-I-Am is too close to drama for their tastes

>>18480589
Damn, that's a real good one Anon.

I remember seeing this stuff on tumblr around 2014. They were calling it "neo-utopian solarpunk" or something. Nothing happens and everyone is trans.

>>18481637
Ever been to /a/? They're all about the comfy slice of life stories where nothing happens.

>>18481415
But implicitly it's a homo erotica?

>>18480576
this sucks

>>18482353
It's written in such a way that it could be interpreted as such, but it isn't in my mind. If you get what I mean.

Imagine if Socrates was condemned to die by his pupils.

>>18480576
Turner Diaries

>>18481165
I mean the lgbtsjwtfnpc left dont have sex, whatever it is they do is purely sanctimonious and utterly devoid of eroticism, they virtue signal and engage in shrill, politically correct activities at the behest of george soros and their marxist professors. Like christianity lgbtsjwtfnpc is a lobby of adults obsessed with forcing their sexual neuroses on children. At least the old christian clergy >
tried to keep the child raping at a repectable level while the new marxist clergy is trying to brainwash us into thinking its progressive and normal.

>>18480576
The zoomers grew up watching childrens tv made by pedophiles and getting groomed in discord servers surrounded by a culture bent on exploiting all aspects of human sexuality for profit and control. Of course theyd be wary about the Old discourses about repression and liberation. The advocates of sexual liberalism want to groom girls into prostituting themselves and boys into doing tranny hormones and prostituting themselves. They represent an oppressive corporate culture of consumerism and conformity with no freedoms except sexual ones. And sex is used as a means of control

>>18480630
what do I need to read before this to make sure I won't be filtered?

>>18481165
Found the degenerate.

>>18481022
obviously they mean no sex as in everyone is ze/zir agender don't want to trigger the troons after all

>>18481415
I will assume as I'm reading it that the priest is trying to get the sodomite's bussy

>>18481637
>How the fuck do you get through a book with no drama, sex, or violence? That's what makes entertainment media ENTERTAINING. If there's not either drama, sex, or violence, there's no story.
bugman take. nothing wrong with reading books with that stuff but a good writer could definitely write a good book without that stuff, on the other hand a book with all of it could still be dogshit.