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Who would be your guide in Dante’s Inferno? Mine would be Henry James.

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>> No.18439223

Hunter S. Thompson

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BALTASAR GRACIÁN.

>> No.18439288

Mike Ma. Im in for a ride.

>> No.18439298

>>18439213
Tom Clancy

>> No.18439299
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>”David I get it, you don’t have to spend 40 minutes describing how the cobble stone makes you sad”

>> No.18439326

>>18439213
Cormac McCarthy as he guides me through the different rings of esotericism, superstition and spirituality in southern american literature, starting relatively tame and getting weirder and weirder the further down we go

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>>18439213
MY BOY KERK

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I had a dream the other night. I was directed by Virgil to walk through a shallow cave and descend dimly lit stairs. I asked him why he was sending me rather than walking at my side. He motioned for me to turn back and Walk the direction of the stairs. I walked up to hin in anger and tried striking him. My hook passed through what was once his head but now was a puff of gray smoke. Really fucked up my week.
>My capture has now fucked up this week. Thanks, Obama

>> No.18440256

>>18440237
Is this The Divine Comedy by Elliot Rodger?

>> No.18440263

>>18440237
But to answer your question OP: Twain or Longfellow. Henry James is a solid choice!

>> No.18440287

>>18439217
who that

>> No.18440290

>>18440256
Just my diary, onionman

>> No.18440293

Trakl but he wouldn't say anything

>> No.18440299

>>18439213
If it's only the Inferno then I don't even want to participate. There's no beauty. There's no redemption. It's just depravity and I don't need to be walked through the circles of hell to see that which I can see every day just by walking outside.

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>>18439213
My boy Chadmus.

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>>18439213
My boy Dostoevsky

>> No.18440432

>>18440311
wasn't he like 5'5 or something

>> No.18440450

>>18439213
Nietzsche or Goethe

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>>18439213
Whatever demon had been assigned to escort me to my flaming mausoleum.

>> No.18440568

100% beethoven

>> No.18440569

>>18439217
Beatrice only guides you through paradise, bro.

>> No.18440598

>>18439213
Socrates.

a philosophical divine comedy, like a platonic dialogue, would be amazing.

>> No.18440616

>>18439213
Mine would be Ken Little because he is in Hell right now so he must be an expert at navigating through it.

>> No.18440634

>>18440598
As Satan gnawed on Critias and the flames consumed Epicurus, Socrates would keep insisting everything is illusion and telling you the cave exit is right around the corner somewhere.

>> No.18440715

>>18440287
I'd like to know too

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>>18439217
>Francesca Angelucci Capaldi (born June 8, 2004)

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>>18440432
What a loser

>> No.18440843

>>18440598
mine as well, or maybe Mirandola

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Marshall McLuhan.
Lucifer would be pontificating, and then McLuhan would wander out from being an icy stalagmite:

"I hear-I heard what you were saying.
You-you know nothing of the 9th circle of Hell. You
mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you
ever got to sit in the third ring of Judeccaa is
totally amazing."

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>>18439213
Dante himself.

>> No.18441074

I want Hunter S Thompson too...

>> No.18441089

>>18439217
Let go of your dick, coomer

>> No.18441098

Jesus

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>> No.18441159

>>18439213
Henry James is a great choice for style, but an odd choice for a guide. I love him, but I can’t imagine him guiding me through hell or purgatory, that sort of religious stuff is mostly too vulgar for him. He also wouldn’t particularly fit well Virgil’s allegorical role as human reason. My choice would be Thomas Mann.

>> No.18441189

>>18439213
Shakespeare

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>>18439213
you want this guy to guide you through Hell?

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>>18439213
>Inferno
Kafka
>Purgatory/Paradise
Rilke
>Empyrean
St Simeon Stylites

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>>18441211

>> No.18441368

>>18441276
>Kafka
good choice

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>>18439213

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>>18439213
Goethe, most probably

>> No.18441875

Hegel

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>>18440432
And yet he fucked more than you ever will.

>> No.18441912

Trump

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>>18439213
>Inferno & Purgatorio
Marsilio Ficino
and thankfully I wont have to leave him behind when we enter:
>Paradiso
St. Catherine of Siena

>> No.18442169

>>18440144
That would be one helluva graphic novel

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>>18439213
Howard Phillips Lovecraft (the bastard's probably in purgatory or hell)

>> No.18442196

>>18441007
Holy based.

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Hey guys, I just bought wheelock’s Latin book because I got stuck around chapter 14 with Familia Romana’s grammar.
How do I implement a mixed method of grammar and the reading method to increase literacy and spoken language

>> No.18442600

>>18439213
macho man randy savage

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>>18439213
>imagine the smell

>> No.18442652

>>18439213

Why Virgil is always a chad in the painting?

>> No.18442681

Blake.
This should be obvious.

>> No.18442732

>>18442652

In the paintings

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>>18439213
Unironically

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F. Gardner

>> No.18443059

>>18441211
My great Aunt was named Edith Wharton.
She was a dairy farmer though.

>> No.18443213

Stirner.

>> No.18443241

>>18439213
Biggie Smalls.

>> No.18443310

>>18441912
based

>> No.18443359

Asuka Langley Soryu

>> No.18443370

>>18442863
Based

>> No.18443396

>>18443213
He’d show you around and say it’s all just spooks

>> No.18443457

>>18443396
No, he and I would make out and fuck.

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>>18443457
You could do both

>> No.18443472

>>18439213
Charles Burkowski.

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>>18439223
>>18441074
Imagine going through inferno on acid

>> No.18443623

>>18443470
Bbbbbased

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This madlad

>> No.18443705

Deleuze and Guattari hand off to Coleridge for Paradise and St. Augustine for the Empyrean

>> No.18443733

>>18443705
W S Burroughs hands over to Yudhishthira for paradise and Yudhishthira and myself return to hell to burn eternally with the panduva with no illusions.

WITH NO ILLUSIONS A BUDDHA IN HELL.

>> No.18443750

Dante was such a dope. Why would people only be specifically punished in a particular way for a particular sin?

Surely the damned had committed other sins that would send them to any of the other circles as well.

>> No.18443754

>>18440144
>>>KIERKEGAARD IS IN HELL
>>>PARADISE IS EMPTY
>>>WE LEAP INTO THE ABYSS ARMED WITH FUTILE FAITH

thanks I needed a total absence of hope stamping on a human face forever.

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It'd have to be none other than this man here.

>> No.18443845

>>18443843
>Terry Pratchett is in hell

>> No.18443850

>>18443750
I guess God would have wanted to make an example of the more notorious cases of these respective sins

>> No.18443855

>>18443845
Well yeah, he's British.

>> No.18443885

>>18443855
So who’d you have for paradise?

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>>18439213
Dante.

>> No.18443918

>>18439326
Then fucking cuts your head in the 9th circle and then lectures you on how he saved you a lot of trouble

>> No.18443919

>>18439213
Either Pound, Beckett, or Dante himself.

>> No.18443931

>>1844188
(x) doubt

>> No.18443935

>>18441007
Jew

>> No.18443954

>>18443885
Ah, see, that's the trick of it. There are no good writers in heaven.

>> No.18445544

Tolstoy