/lit/ - Literature

>>18406327
Dude, you already paid for ad space, do you really have to spend so much time shilling it too? We don’t like your shitty faggotfiction and we never will. No amount of samefagging will change that

>>18406333
I don't care if you like it. I didn't write it. It's just the book I see posted most often here. What are your suggestions for most liked book?

ngl i loved this book so much!

>>18406333
Speak for yourself giganigga, I adored the alligator book

>>18406363
My dick in your ass, how about that? Fruit

>>18406327
A pinnacle in 21st century literature. Will definitely be known as a modern classic by future generations

>>18406383
Never heard of that book. But judging by the title it sure sounds like it's up your alley.

>>18406405
Yeah, you’d love it. Though it might be a little too hard for you.

>>18406327
Fuck off Gardner
Take your shithole book elsewhere

>>18406447
Based. Pleasantly surprised at how good this book was. Is it too early to consider this one of the classics?

>>18406327
not even close

I'm going to read it and take a picture of every retarded oage, upload it here, and we can all have a good laugh about it

>>18406976
Where the fuck can I find this book. It's nowhere. Not even on libgen

>>18407081
idk but if you can find it please tell me, I need it for the meme

>>18407113
No store sells it. It isnt online. I'm literally halfway to the like 2 people whove reviewed it on Goodreads to ask them where they got their copies. If I get a hold of it I'm going to scan it and upload it here.

>>18407138
I know, I've been searching as well.

>>18407138
It’s on amazon

Gargantua and Pantagruel
Tristram Shandy
The Man Without Qualities
The Good Soldier Svejk

>>18407165
It isnt, you'd know that if you weren't an indolent retard and took the 3 seconds required to check for yourself

>>18407138
>>18407155
The amazon page for it is literally the first thing that shows up if you google it.
>>18407081
>>18407113
Just read it on unlimited and cancel your free trial when your done. That’s what I did.

>>18407185
Then post it you lying fuck

>>18407184
>>18407193
Is amazon blocked in your country or something?

>>18407207
>this is the power of the average posters reading comprehension
We were talking about Behead All Satans, anon

Sneed

>>18407185
>>18407207
kore wa baito desu?

>>18407216
Oooh. My bad. Yea I thought you meant Crocodile which is insanely easy to find.

>>18407081
it's on the archive, it was posted on a storytime thread. It's not particularly good, but it's much better than what I've seen posted from Gardner.

>>18407341
Behead All Satans
>>18407254
Understandable. I apologize for being so rude to you over such a silly miscommunication.

>>18407254
yes but no one cares about that book

>>18407350
Good luck telling that to half of this board.

>>18407349
>Behead All Satans
yes, it's on the archive retard

>>18407366
no one likes that book in this board, that's why Gardner and his shills keep shilling it. If people were buying it and the growth in interest was organic he wouldn't need to.

>>18407341
>>18407420
don't see it

>>18407459
too bad

Probably. Call of the Crocodile is the most blown away I've been by a twist ending in a while. Kept my attention more than anything else you guys recommended me before. Blood Meridian is alright. It has some pacing issues but the character's are fleshed out decently. Much longer than it needs to be but it's okay I guess.

>The classics
Depends on which ones you're referring to. Some of them yes. Some of them are just boring. You can't just lump them all into one as "the classics." I don't know why so many people do that.

>>18407509
Ever single person knows Arcade is a billion times better who's read them.

>>18407431
That’s exactly what you’re doing with your book. You’re obviously the writer and trying to ride F Gardner’s coattails. Because everyone here knows what Call of the Crocodile is but no one has ever heard of your book.
Instead of insulting Call of the Crocodile why not just reach out to Gardner? He already helps other creators and &amp from this board. You would know this is you spent time in the Writing Generals.

Instead of being mean spirited and desperately shilling you should learn to collaborate with others from this board.

>>18407616
This seemed apparent to me too. Not sure why that guy is samefagging anti-Gardener stuff if Gardener is a team player on this board.

>>18407505
unhelpful lying fag

>>18407420
-1 for being uncessarily rude
-3 for lying
Your karma is getting dangerously low user. Pleaae adjust your posting habits on pain of a 3 day ban :(

Yes

I am a librarian working on end of fiscal year orders. I will be purchasing and adding this lil niggas books to the collection.

>>18408121
Faggot that you are, you cannot even comprehend the greivous error you are supposedly prepared to make. So sayeth the retard. I can sense your penis size from behind my screen.

>>18408121
Unfathomably based

>>18408121
Nicely done anon. Cheers.

Rare Gardner

>>18408357

>>18406327
>47 posts
>14 unique IPs
Yep, it's a F. Gardner thread!

>>18408390
An excuse to post this I see

>>18408422
I used my special herb, amigo. No bumps here.

your shilling has no power at best i will pirate a pdf, you'll get nothing from me

>>18406327
Frank!!!!

>>18408635
seething tranny, do you just sit on /lit/ all day waiting for Gardner threads?

>>18407673
don't care, look it up yourself

>>18408357
>"CROCODILES could be here," he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CROCODILES anywhere."

>>18408653
>i did
kek baby got his post deleted

>>18408121
source on African Queen????????

>>18408357
>>18408660
cinema

>>18406327
Attention: F. Gardner, MNMDR and others are working together, allegedly planning "Something Very Big."
stay tuned, stay safe

>>18407616
Fuck off Gardner you fucking autist

>>18407509
Gardner, genuine question, why do you keep trying to shill this piece of crap based on it having a twist ending? I don't know anyone who looks for books based on whether they have a good twist or not, and it seems silly when you can just lie more generically and say that it's a good story.

>the character's are
It's really amazing how bad you are at writing.

>>18406327
Yes.

>>18410300
>why do you keep trying to shill this piece of crap based on it having a twist ending?
I think, in his mind, that twist might be the closest thing the book has to what can be considered a "positive" quality. He's clearly a tard, the book is clearly a waste of time and there is no need to engage with him.

>>18406327
stop shilling your book faggot.

>>18406327
Keep promoting your novel, friend.

Card has cuter shills

I'm going in! Also, has anyone else looked at the "Customers who viewed this item also viewed" on the page for Call of the Crocodile? It is filled with a bunch of /lit/core books.

>>18412516
that's awesome. gotta get em all!

this is by the same guy, right?
either way, it's pretty good.

>>18407509
>Probably. Call of the Crocodile is the most blown away I've been by a twist ending in a while. Kept my attention more than anything else you guys recommended me before. Blood Meridian is alright. It has some pacing issues but the character's are fleshed out decently. Much longer than it needs to be but it's okay I guess.
Lmao

Just finished reading it. It's genius.

>>18412614
>genius
THIS

>>18406327
Call of the Crocodile
I see this book cover in my dreams now, like a subliminal thing. I fear one day I will read it. I fear more that I will read it and like it.