/lit/ - Literature

Andrei Bolkonsky

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a /lit/ mod

Sherlock. I often look at myself and my home and car and wonder how much the guy could actually correctly deduce about me. It'd be nice to know.

As a person he kind of freaks me out, though. I can't decide whether he'd find me charming or just as irritating and bland as everyone else, and whether his temperament would annoy me. I don't want to be buddies with him, I'm just curious. If we got along, though, I'd want to learn about chemistry and violin from him.

Also, if I could never ever meet a fictional character: The Undergound Man. Holy shit, don't let him near me. Keep that guy completely fictional forever please.

Any of Hemingways alcoholic (so almost all) characters. We'd drink and chatting till the sun comes up, sleep, then drink some more.

Every Jack Kerouac Character too, but they're based on real people so...

I preferred you when you were SLAF, you're pretty bland now.

Conan. The man can drink

The Fugitive from The Invention of Morel.

Just give him a big ol' hug and tell him there's other fish in the fucking sea.

>>1840424
I've changed. I'm not the lovable rogue I use to be. I use to be somebody.

Marceline the Vampire Queen.

I don't know. Probably some total nympho.

ANY fictional character, or just from books?

>>1840424
yeah he's kind of a generic college kid now.

I'm a classy motherfucker.

leopold bloom.

>>1840506

Really? You don't think that would be a tad dull (not to mention a lot of walking)?

>>1840436
>use to be
>use

Don Quixote. Imagine just trying to take him out to dinner at a restaurant.

Batman

Lelith Hesperax

>>1842394
>>1840424
>>1840459

Fuck you guys, I thought we were friends?

I can be a lonely neurotic too. My best friend moved to California last month and I can't afford to go out and spend the summer with him despite his invite. And before he left he fucked things up with me and the only girl I actually liked.

...fine.

i want to meet Aa the antiphilosopher

we will pal around like no others

Patchouli

I've been reading Death of a Red Heroine, and I think I would get along really well with Chen Cao.

>>1842440
>teagan.jpg
>best friend
>moving to usa
>before he left he fucked things up with me and the only girl I actually liked
>best friend
go be an irrational college pub fiend elsewhere pls.

>>1842440
>>1842440
i'm your freind SLAF don't worry we can chill together sometime and maybe cuddle or something idk no homo

HAGBARD CELINE.

>>1842459
>pub fiend
Why does this bother you? Is it not better to drink with others than alone?

>>1842489
Sounds like a damned good plan to me.

Arturo Belano and Ulises Lima.

>>1842514
>Why does this bother you? Is it not better to drink with others than alone?
i didnt say anything about drinking alone.

>It also doesn't help I spent £400 on a new drumkit instead of paying bills though.
:l
you're just a socialfag who makes irrational decisions everyday.

Saving

The Judge.

I could take him.

Midori from Norwegian Wood.

She's my waifu.

Sherlock Holmes. I really just want to take him to a public place and listen to him deduce shit. And, like >>1840416, I want to play the violin with him.

Pic pretty related, it'd be sweet if Sherlock looked as hot as Benedict.

Jay Gatsby. Then we'd go Charleston'ing at one of his parties!

girl from bell jar and we'd suciide together. either that or just syl plath. wish i was in a mental hospital so badly.. maybe i just need to walk up to one and show them my arms. oh yeah and the entire cast of 100 years of solitude i love that family

Tyler Durden from Fight Club, Taras Bulba from Taras Bulba and Grushenka from Karamazov's brothers.

>>1844500
If you wish you were in a mental hospital, you've never seen the cruel grey overcast dawns, the ones that come after the long night of vigil wakefulness. You've never been awake at 3 AM where every night it is the Dark Night of the Soul.

You have never been inside a Sanitarium where you hear the tormented screams and cries of fractured minds, and you can never get any sleep, because they're always screaming. You've never seen the changing hands of the clock on the wall. You've never seen the strange scenes of horror inside those places.

There is no sanctuary to be found in places like that, only further torment.

The Doctor

>>1844520
cool well.. i don twant to be in a graveyard and no one and no medicine has helped me for the last five years. i have no idea what options are left but if you say so i believe you.

>>1844524
Good. Trust me. I'm just telling you all this for your sake. It'll just make you more disturbed to go into one of those hellhole ratcages.

I'm not really sure if there are actually any places we can go for help. Healing comes from within the self.

Physician, heal thyself, you know?

That's easy, definitely God.

Delirium of The Endless.

Ender, ever since I reread Ender's game in my mid twenties I've wanted to punch him in the dick, and if it so happens I could meet Bean I'd give him a high five

>>1844535
but god is not fictional

>>1844543

>Reading sci-fi in your mid-twenties.

I really hope you don't do this.

>>1844533
ok thanks for advice

Hari Seldon, we'd write the future together.

>>1844550
I reread it(came up in conversation with coworker so felt obliged) and yes I do read scifi still, I still enjoy it a lot so why not

hitler, seems like a fun guy

>>1844545
>but god is not fictional
>fictional
>Fiction is any form of narrative which deals, in part or in whole, with events that are not factual, but rather, imaginary and invented by its author.
God falls into this category, since he was written about by authors who either imaginged him or invented him.

Picollo!

>>1844565
Crafty jew...