/lit/ - Literature

Im middle tier. fuck

>>1840238
I like bestiality and asphixiation but i also like breast/butt fetishism and literature.

>Mechaphilia [1] or Mechanophilia is a paraphilia describing a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, [2] motor vehicles, [3] helicopters, [4] and aeroplanes. [5] It is treated as a crime in some nations with perpetrators being placed on a sex offenders’ register after prosecution.[6]
gotta be america or a voodoo nation

>>1840238

Can you expand a little on breast/butt fetishism? I mean, I really like them, but I need to know if I'm fetishizing them.

>>1840252
Before I googled it I honestly thought it mean someone who liked to stick meccano pieces up their butts.

>>1840252
okay fine, I'll move that down to shit tier, I just thought it was kind of cool if you want to hump your car and shit.

>>1840253
You use them sexually, titty fucking, milking etc.

>>1840259

Thanks, bro. Titties and asses rule so hard.

>>1840253
>>1840261
well apparantly liking butts and breasts is a fetish, but its the "in" fetish in todays western society.

Here, let's have some SFW boobs.

>Underwear fetishism
Not to be found on that list.

This upsets me... although I guess it's mostly girls in underwear I find sexually pleasing, not the underwaer itself.

male lesbian master race reporting on

what tier is hand-holding in?

>>1840277
beta-as-fuck-tier

>>1840281
ok that's at the top...

>>1840277
Cute tier, obviously. Not enough couples do this these days. Whatever happened to sitting in the park holding hands on the bench and watching other lovers go by... Oh how times have changed. The bench is now used for sexual acts after the clubs have closed.

Im into the majority of the bottom 3 tiers, so what tier am i?

>>1840284
you have to list which ones first.

I really like being abused. Like, verbally. And not about my cock/status as a man so much as my willpower and intelligence.
I guess that fits under masochism?

>>1840286
well not into amputee, asphyxy, cuck or pedo but pretty much all the others to some degree

>>1840283
>Whatever happened to sitting in the park holding hands on the bench and watching other lovers go by.
no...

I have a fetish for everything in god tier except Mechanophilia.
I have a fetish for everything in top tier.
I have a fetish for everything in middle tier except furries.

I also really like chubby girls, fat girls, and bbw's.
And trannies.

Where do those go?

What if I can't form any personal relationships and just hook up with prostitutes? What tier is that?

>>1840296
below shit tier. have some self-respect and taste. imagine how beautiful you'd be right now if you'd went celibate and you've ruined that.

but you can still change and start pure from tomorrow.

>>1840292

are you me?

but yeah there are about a hundred fetishes I have not listed on there. for example freckles, extremely hairy, pregnant....the list goes on and on

>>1840288
>I really like being abused. Like, verbally. And not about my cock/status as a man so much as my willpower and intelligence.
sexually anon? that sounds unusual, does that porn even exist?

>>1840299
>celibate

No thanks.

>>1840307
ok. continue to play in the shit sty like the pig you are. your choice.

>>1840308
oh sorry not toilet ones either. what tier am i now?

>>1840308
>shit sty pig

I'm okay with this. :D

>>1840291
Yes.
>>1840296
>you wasted £50 when you could have paid £5 to get into any club and just waited till near closing, choose a girl still with her friends and say hey fancy a drink and watch the magic happen for a mere £5 plus the £2 you paid for whatever drink was on special... tier.

i got a glasses/nerd girls fetish, thats probably middle-tier?

>>1840316
no.

>>1840318
probably shit-tier.

>>1840318
also that makes me think of something.

does anyone have a fetish for girls that dye their hair stupid colours? like you know how you can tell a girl must be at least slightly degenerate if they have white or green hair etc? i couldnt imagine it but i guess this it the time to ask.

>>1840316
>mfw I can beat the shit out of a prostitute where I live.

That's part of the reason I pay for it. Plus it only costs me about 30 USD. I guess I'm technically a sadist lol.

>>1840321

> like you know how you can tell a girl must be at least slightly degenerate if they have white or green hair etc

pretty sure thats just your assburgers kicking in

>>1840321
Mcfly did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8wcYrqIzhg

I'm every tier except shit tier.

>>1840323
>mfw youre proud of that -_-

>>1840324
>informed and useful stereotyping
>assburgers
hey that word's almost becoming as complimentary as hipster!

also,
>type of girl being talked about detected

>>1840325
hehe.

>>1840331
beating up women isnt lulz? my fetish is the opposuite so i cant judge lol

>>1840306
It sort of doesn't, honestly.
There are some fapfics and some hentai that appeal to it but the hentai's almost invariably hyper-misogynistic. Even most things dealing with mind control and the like sort of brush over the whole shame/self-destruction thing.
It's also a surprisingly awkward thing to bring up with partners. I think people might actually be more comfortable with or used to the idea of dirtier verbal abuse that doesn't hit quite so close to the important stuff.

(female) butt fetish god tier.

>MFW Mechanophillia

>>1840324
He still thinks ty isn't a satirical master mocking the very essence of your regular tripfag

>>1840324
Yeah, wow. Degenerate is a pretty weird word to use there.

cross dressing is god tier unless it's the kind of cd play with weird self-loathing or misogynistic overtones

>>1840336
what's even sickening about that? it's quite tame.

>>1840337
>he thinks i'm one person rather than a elite collective of Something Awful posters

>>1840340
no.

>>1840238
I think you need to switch mechanophilia and asphyxiation.

>>1840341
Oh dude, I am not familiar at all with the whole cross-dressing thing but I am utterly fascinated with things that have weird overtones. Could you explain further?

While I do support cross dressing and androgyny, this thread is just silly. I object

>ranking sexual preferences
There are no tiers.

My fetishes aren't on the list. You've probably never heard of them.

>>1840354
Just tears.
If you're doing it right.

I guess I don;t belong anywhere...
except god-tier.

What's the difference between sadism and peadophillia bar the age of the victim?

>>1840292
It's not a fetish unless you are completely enthralled by it, i.e. more than one fetish is extremely rare. Those are just preferences, not fetishes.

>>1840393
>Sadism is the derivation of pleasure as a result of inflicting pain or watching pain inflicted on others.
>As a medical diagnosis, pedophilia (or paedophilia) is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children (generally age 13 years or younger, though onset of puberty may vary).

what was your question again?

>>1840396
>more than one fetish is extremely rare
thats not exactly true, some fetishes overlap. Eg: latex and S&M

I'm so normal. I only have a slight foot fetish.

>>1840393
I sort of get what you're asking, but sadism is a bit too broad a term to readily answer that question. Some folk just like the power dynamic it brings out, but others want there to be a (generally roleplayed) element of victimization, some folk get off on being cruel, others just like inflicting physical pain. Pedophilia is a little difficult too because there are different ways and reasons pedophiles are attracted to children. Could you be more specific, perhaps?

>>1840335
Actually, I'm a little curious/concerned now. Does anyone else have or know any stories about folk with similar kinks?

>>1840432
i know theres a load of camwhores on clips4sale who have 100's of clips telling guys what "pathetic losers" they are...thats similar fetish i suppose,

did you know there's not actually an official name for reverse-paedophiles and it's just a cross or maybe combination between Teleiophilia and Gerontophilia?

>>1840441
Pre-pubescent kids who are sexually interested in adults?

Abused.

>>1840444
>Pre-pubescent kids
no they dont have sexual instinct so obviously you'd do the leap to pubescent but those terms i posted arent age specific so there isnt a name for it.

>>1840451
>implying paedophile is age specific in the sense you mean

>>1840441
>http://www.humiliatedlosers.com/

this has got to be the weirdest fetish in the world. All my y's.

>>1840457
yeah but you reverse it. like a paedophile doesnt have to be a specific age, as long as they are over 16 and like kiddies they are one. so reversed it would be that the adults who are liked dont have to be a certain age, only adults and the actual young person would have to be between 12-?

>>1840460
>Sexy girls humiliate and laugh at losers with tiny dicks and make them pay their bills and worship their feet
why are you telling me? that sounds boring.

yeah but you reverse it. like a paedophile doesnt have to be a specific age, as long as they are over 16 and like kiddies they are one. so reversed it would be that the adults who are liked dont have to be a certain age, only the actual young person that likes them would have to be between 12-?

>>1840463
>boring
more like very very odd. How on earth could that turn someone on?

>>1840463
...they'd have to be pre-pubescent.

There's no reverse term for any chronophilia, since the person being described will age.

>>1840467
maybe it lets them indulge in being a weakling or something. they associate the feeling with pervy stuff.

>>1840471
>since the person being described will age
so? if they become adults and still like adults then they've become normal. if they become adults and like the elderly then they're now gerontophiles.

>>1840478
But that isn't a reverse paedophile.

>>1840489
ok. but there still isnt a name for it.

My sexual preference is highly influenced by my relative state of sobriety. I would say this is god-tier.

I had a horse fuck me i the ass once so I am below shit tier.

>>1840491
>drinks alcohol
shit tier.

>>1840439
Haha, I know what you're talking about, and it is similar. It's sort of appealing, but for some reason, being called a "loser" just doesn't do it for me. My first thought is usually "wait... no... I'm actually pretty well liked by people, and I'm doing pretty well in school. This is a pretty clumsy way of trying to get to me."

I hadn't heard of clips4sale, though. Thanks.

I like little girls and literature.

>>1840494
>drinks alcohol
I do heroin too. And a lot of other things. You mad sober fag? There is really no need to answer that, as you have made your anger implicit.

>>1840529
not mad. i mean i dont even pity you. i just write you off as degenerate in my head without much emotion. enjoy your incomplete life.

>>1840523
I know what you mean I feel a similar way for "loser" doesnt do it. So you prefer they say that you "procrasitate too much" and are "lazy"?

>>1840535
>spends all day making worthless posts as a tripfag
>calls others degenerate

>>1840535
>doesn't know what degenerate implies
>uses the word anyway
Degenerate from what state of pristine purity, love? You don't know. If you don't care for drinking that is one thing, but being against it as a quasi-moralist is quite another..brb going to try drinking lighter fluid like in Withnail and I

>>1840550
im not here all day.

>>1840555
scum. go be a subhuman elsewhere please.

>>1840523
>>1840523
Come on help an anon out, I have a similar fetish and was wondering about similar people.

one form mid tier and one from shit tier

>>1840541
Sort of. I like being told that I'm weak or stupid, and I like the feeling of compromising myself for someone. I have this fantasy of playing a game of chess against someone, all the while knowing that I'm going to throw the game over the chance to be called one dirty name, and getting tortured with the opportunity to win. That sort of stuff; ways in which my arousal and desire for abuse are used to conquer and control me. Being called a "pathetic loser" doesn't really do that.

/lit/ confirmed for being /r9k/ in disguise

>>1840589
Thought of another example. You know that horrible Booty Bounce song that got sampled in Like A G6? Hot as fuck. Because it's bad, and the girl is absolutely terrible, and I'm pretty sure I completely disagree with her on how to treat people, but she's commanding.

>>1840598
you dont even know what that means do you summerfag?

1top, 2mid

didn't realize this was /soc/

>>1840605
like your own weakness being used against you like a kyrptonite and you being powerless to stop it, or rather mentally too weak. interesting because there is really no fetish for this but i like this also. maybe its specific to /lit/ lol

>implying OP wouldn't rank himself as God-tier to begin.

I have a fetish for saging threads and abusing tripfags, what tier is that?

op here again, yeah basically all of the god-tier and most of the top-tier are all my fetishes. since i have such impeccible taste in fetishes I decided to make a list. I knew everyone would be madbutthurtjelly tho

>>1840674
which trips do you abuse?

>>1840605
>Hot as fuck. Because it's bad, and the girl is absolutely terrible,
So you have a fetish for terrible music? Well at least youre honest about it.

>>1840680
fuck off and do some reading you degenerate

>>1840686
oh yeah and i forgot

sage

To be fair most tripfags are suspiciously afraid of threads like these. I think its brave of onion to come into this thread with more than the usual "saged and reported" crap. kudos to you onion.

>>1840678
>"impeccable taste"
>sexuality is a choice

Oh, /lit/.

>>1840696
it is if you are of the tigerblood master race

>>1840695 here again

!WvWWh.l.CE is onion right?

sick degenerates

reported and saged

>>1840701
>tripfag
>sick degenerate
>terrible poster

Pick 2

>>1840699
Not sure if it troll or really stupid.

>>1840701
you spend your time mentally masturbating by posting pointess threads on /lit/ about 'subjectivity' 40 hours a week and have the gaul to call others D&Egenerate.

>>1840699
Tybrax, bro.

>>1840707
get more buttannihilated you fucking clueless nobody lolol sit the fuck down bitch

>>1840712
I haven't bit on /lit/ all day so that's a lie

>>1840707

>2011
>still getting butthurt over tripfags

>>1840715
forgot my pic

>>1840715
you spend more time mentally masturbating on /lit/ in one day than any fetishist spends masturbating in a month.

sure is hypocritefag in here.

>>1840722
>mentally masturbating
lol, this is what subhumans actually call smart posts

reported

go back to facebook please

This goes out to all you motherfuckers who even dare dream that you could ever even approach this.

>>1840714
>you fucking clueless nobody
>thinks having a trip makes him a somebody

>>1840720

>>1840725
semantics, but i'll rephrase it so your dumbass can understand:
>you spend more time procrastinating on /lit/ in one day than any fetishist spends masturbating in a month.
>sure is hypocritefag in here.

>>1840728
Of course not, it's the personality and intelligence that goes along with it, and the ability to accept responsibility for the things you post

>114 posts and 10 images omitted

/lit/ - Random

>>1840730

Wh-... Why... why is your trip what it is? Did I get transported back to the sixth grade when the Killers were slightly relevant?

D&E falling for a simple trick

People who have the add-on to auto redirect to green oval
>1825240
>1825245
>1825258
>1825275

For those who don't.
Go backwards from this:
http://www.green-oval.net/cgi-board.pl/lit/thread/1824910#p1825275

>>1840733
>semantics
lol try harder lil kiddy

>procrastinating on /lit/
Sorry dude I don't procrastinate, I just post and get about my business, which is no business of yours

>>1840738
My roomate sings The Killers songs about every day.
You must have been in 6th grade a few years ago at most.

THREAD HIJACK
This is now a thread about D&E.
Pic is relevant.
It's what you all are.

>>1840742

I apologize. If some guy I don't know sings songs by a band that was popular ten years ago, I must be wrong.

>>1840740
>D&E falling for a simple trick
it's not very hard to impersonate JamesBond if you've ever read a jamesbond post sorry dude

>>1840744
Actually, they haven't been that popular since mid 2008, early 2009. Their song "Human" did pretty well during that time. They were at their peak in 2006.

CITATION: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Killers_discography

>>1840747
It was Sunhawk silly.

Also,
>>1840734

>>1840695
i think he mixed me up with onion once before because she only put symbols in her name field at one time.

once he said 'thats the only time ive seen onion say something funny' before when quoting me. i assumed he was poking fun, not actually mistaken.

>>1840730
why don't you just toddle back to /r9k/ buddy

Yes, I am famous on the chan.

I'm more than a tripfag. I'm a tripgodess.

>>1840742

>>1840750
Sunhawk is even more generic

I've never said there aren't boring tripfags. But even the most boring tripfag is more interesting than an anonyfart poster

U mad? Come at me bro. This tripfag will continually beat your ass.

>>1840757
That's not even close to the tripcode.
It's #HTcu02{-

I'm a popular and famous tripfag on multiple boards. I can summon hoards of anons to ruin your miserable life whenever I feel like it.

I am the best.

>>1840752
Not the person you are responding to, but I would if I could. But I can't really do that, can I? On 4chan anyway. There are other chans with /r9k/ but it isn't the same.

Ok, sorry, but I just found this picture and need to use it.

>>1840766
>>1840763
>>1840760
>>1840757

That is just a sad display.

>pretending to be d&e badly
sure is summer in here.

>>1840770
I'm a chan celebrity. I don't care.

>>1840772
Would you say the same if they were pretending to be you?

>>1840763
I lol'd thats exactly like him, but less annoying

holy shit go back to /b/ and stop clogging up the front page

>>1840772
Anymore from you ty and I will post your face all over /b/.

You will be foreveralone.jpg

Me? I will always have the chan.

>>1840773
I just mean you should put some effort into it at least.

>>1840775
>>1840775
it appears that even some trips cant tell when its summer lol

>>1840780
That's better, but you should still be using #HTcu02{- instead.

>>1840782
>>1840782
No offense, but you're a newfag.

I'm a chan celebrity. I don't care!

ok guys great work we all pulled together to derail an off-topic thread about disgusting freaks I'm proud of you guys teamwork teamwork teamwork

All of you are so stupid.

>>1840789
Shit-tier impersonation.

0/10

U jelly?

>>1840788
but D&E how did you get so knowledgable and how comes you are always surrounded by hot chicks?

>>1840789
D&E confirmed for social conservative

>>1840801
>>1840801
I was born this way. Science has proven that when you're born deep & edgy you stay this way forever. I also have a thyroid problem.

u mirin?

you are all mean and horrible. D&E wanna come play with my ass now hun?

I just made a new thread about a book I just finished.
You should be there instead of here.

>>1840238

Oh my, what a mess this has become.

>>1840807
>u mirin?

confirmed for /fit/

Fuck you all. I'm leaving forever.

>>1840757
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>>1840809

Samefag.

LAST LIKE 13 POSTS IN AN OFF-TOPIC THREAD ARE ALL TRIPFAGS.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ewww girls are so gross, i wish i was asexual like d&e

>>1840819
>>1840816
this tripname belongs to me! I created it years ago.

It is my child, I have rights to it.

>>1840819
Actually, 2 people, at least. But probably just two.

It is time to create some serious drama on the chan.

>>1840789
>we all pulled together to derail an off-topic thread about disgusting freaks

thread was way more dead before you tripfails started bumping it. youre the cancer of /lit/

>>1840836
Nah dude it was on the front page when I showed up that's not very dead

>sadism and masochism
>not god tier

I just fapped to this. Yes I am a sick sick monkey.

Look like I got one person excited.
Might as well do more.

Deep&Edgy !pSkjEcB9sQ
pSkjEpU2wY <= #HTcu02{-

Sunhawk !nZQ2xl.g.6
nZQ2xqgOyA <= #1PO:/b4N

♥ !Rrxa7zePwI
Rrxa7/527w <= #xDdGMmt^

Stagolee: !0Pey/QLK3E
0Pey/7BBbU <= #n6V5Ti_3

test 1 2

>>1840843
You sick pervert you disgust me. I only release my seed to the purity of the literature of Lolita. My pages are so sticky now I'm going to get a new copy and get it laminated.

>>1840853
LOL. Make sure you have a small towel handy, that's what I do!

terrible

>>1840856
>>1840853
fags

and you wonder why there is no content here. it doesn't deserve the time expended.

>>1840880
No kidding.

>>1840880
Yet you still tripfag here all the time. Self-contradict much?

I'm slightly aroused by the idea of sex with something undead. Like the race from WoW. Does that make me a necrophiliac? They aren't exactly dead...

Top-tier foot fetishist reporting