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18337199 No.18337199 [Reply] [Original]

I've never read Anne Frank's diary since I was a kid because she was literally my type and didn't want to fantasize about a dead Jewish girl every night before going to sleep.

>> No.18337217

>>18337199
based and mangumpilled

>> No.18337231

>>18337199
>not fantasizing about dead jewish girls every time you sleep
cringe

>> No.18337779
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18337779

>>18337199

I want to fuck a nine month pregnant Anne Frank

>> No.18338572
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I wish I could've saved her lads

>> No.18338605
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Not fantasizing over a Jewess is the mark of an inferior man.

>> No.18338710

>>18337199
That's why you marry a girl that looks just like her, right Jeff?

>> No.18338967

>>18337199
I LOVE
YOU
JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU YES IIIIIIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.18339295

>>18338572
>but I was busy dying on the wrong continent
>and wrong year

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[ERROR]

>>18339295
>not knowing the reverberations your actions can have throughout the centuries

>> No.18339734

>>18338967
>all together boys

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

>> No.18339773

ball point pen

>> No.18339943

Is this that fag who spams this shit on pisscord

>> No.18340388

>>18339943
>he goes on discord
ngmi

>> No.18340407

Wasn't her diary faked?

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>> No.18340436

>>18340407
Yes, I think it was by Bofar Dees

>> No.18340646
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I should reread it, especially when I'm planning to write an erotic novel about Anne being adopted by a gestapo officer before she can get sent to the camps. Imagine her bouncing, naked on his lap, arms and legs wrapped around him. He's pulling her dark hair. She gags on his tongue. His rythm quickens, grows fiercer and she yelps shrill sticattos in his mouth. A finger slips into her asshole, and drives to the knuckle as lips unlock. He growls, grinds. Her arms are go limp behind him. Her legs stick out, toes spread. He pushes her face, cheekwise, into his chest and finishes. He lets go.
Now they're both sweaty and heaving and her hair is a mess, but little Anne, still on the nazi's lap, musters herself to sit upright, wrap weak hands over the officer's shoulders and give him a petite kiss on the lips, her half-shut, subhuman eyes locking with the blues of a proud aryan.

>>18340429
>find out why
I'm not doing your research for you

>> No.18340659

>>18340646
>Her arms are go limp behind him
*arms go limp
don't drink and edit, kids

>> No.18341603

>>18337199
hi there jeff

>> No.18342671

And she goes
AND NOW SHE KNOWS SHE'LL NEVER BE AFRAAAAAIIIIIIIID

>> No.18343721

>>18338710
Not Jeff but I knew a buxom weeb who looked like her. Not Jewish though. She was annoying and kinda crazy but I would've had a crush on her if she was slightly shorter.

>> No.18343734

GOLDALINE MY DEAR

>> No.18343735

>>18340646
hot

>> No.18345687

>>18343735
don't samefag please

>> No.18345740

>>18340436
No, it was actually stolen from a Japanese girl living in Hiroshima named Sukonma, then warped to be a jewish girl because of greedy kike publishing industry

>> No.18346542

>>18340646
Fucking hot; I hope you're not just memeing, because I found that genuinely enticing; you'd better be taking advantage of your talent. Fuck, now I wish that you were actually writing that book.

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18346888

>>18346542
I might, but right now I'm working on a non-erotic novel and researching nazi stuff would be too much of a distraction for someone with a work ethic as bad as mine.
Glad you enjoyed the blerb though. In the mean time, I might work up an Anias Nin style short story with concept, since that shouldn't be too hard.

>> No.18347072

>>18337199
You should read it now, so you can fantasize about a dead jewish girl now that you are an adult.

>> No.18347123

>>18337199
THE EARTH LOOKS BETTER FROM A STAR
THAT'S RIGHT ABOVE FROM WHERE YOU ARE

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18347174

Aggie over Anne any day

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18347208

>>18347174
Aggie is dead. Unbind yourself from the past.

>> No.18347989

>>18347208
Never

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18348496

>>18347072
<3

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18348511

>>18339295
>being a newfag and a tripfag
wew

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18348518

>>18340436
>what's a diary?

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18348520

>>18340646
>not Anne being pregnant and saved by Confederate soldiers

You had one job you dumbfuck

>> No.18348561

>>18347174
Fuck what’s her yt channel again?

>> No.18349163

>>18348561
ThreemilkT

>> No.18349413

Is Agatha OK now
I hope she finds happiness