/lit/ - Literature

Call me Ishmael

>>18326001
Can we talk about Hoggs then?

life changing books

>>18326001
(((they))) fear Gardner

>>18326020
Hoggs?

>>18326001
Unironically it's true. Jannies are out to get him. Its a shame because Fag Gardner posting has been the most fun I've had on /lit/ in a while

>>18326001

>>18326001
It's not that you are not allowed to talk about it. It's that you are not allowed to spam it without any real reason and derail threads with it

>>18326001
Uh, Call of the Arcade bros, WTF IS THIS? I thought this was a real book, not some grade school BS.

>>18326575
lol another one memed by the Gardner
YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I spend my entire paycheck on Gardener’s books every week.

>>18326575
Holy fuck, this guy is on another plane of stupidity to actually write like this lol

>>18326575
Sounds based to me.

>>18326621
You must be fucking retarded

>>18326575
Is there proof this is from one of these books?

>>18326634
I read cotc and the formatting is identical. Not to mention the general errors, repetition of words, etc. sounds familiar
also Gardner doesn’t have imagination so every story mentions a boy at catholic school or in church, because he went to catholic school

>>18326648
So he's just taking advantage of people who like meme books...

Why isn't this crap banned on sight? I'm fairly certain you can't type in icycalm's website without it getting auto-removed within 15 minutes... This is far worse. No content AND asking for money?

Most idiots dump their self-shilled nonsense for free because they actually want to be read.

So this has no free access because it's bad and it's about a few bucks.

>>18326693
Filtered

>>18326648
But that's wrong. Call of the Kappa takes place in a karate dojo. You need to brush up on your Gardnerverse lore.

>>18326575
My favorite part is when he put quotations around a thought.

>>18326634

>>18326718
Bro read the fucking page, do you know what a clergyman is?

>>18326797
Certainly not a karate teacher

>>18326744
That's too bad. What a conman cuckfaggot.

>>18326860
In what way is he a con?

>>18326885
>bust out five books that are filled with gobbledygook
>get ads
>spam threads on 4chan
>morons like >>18326575 actually fall for it

>>18326860
Honestly. I can’t believe posting call series isn’t an instant permaban, this guy is profiteering off the simple minded

>>18326898
Eh it’s coherent enough. Self published books are all like this. If it wasn’t so consistently baffling I would have more of a problem with it. But what I’ve read has insanely entertaining.

>>18326379
>I’m currently in phase 1
Should I be worried? I’m usually on /v/ but wanted to check out /lit/ tonight

I mean this with dead seriousness, these books were in my dreams

>>18326904
Gardner literally has been paying 4chans bills. You should be down on your knees sucking this faggots cock.

>>18326898
Honestly, its a so bad its good type of thing. It's like the Neil Breen of literature. Don't regret buying it for $5.