/lit/ - Literature

>>18292926
>Dearest /lit/
>Did you know my name is Frank Edward Gardner Jr? I am 32 years old, a registered Democrat and a derp faced faggot who calls myself an author and spams my YA trash on 4chan. I am named after my father Frank Edward Gardner Sr. who was a former environmental attorney before becoming the water reclamation district commisioner of Cook County. He even tried to sue Fox32 TV station once! I tried to run for the same position as my nepotist daddy when I was 27. My mother's name is Kathleen Mary Gardner (Her maiden name was O'reilley before she gave it up to marry my rich city government lawyer daddy). I live in River Forest, Illinois. My location information is readily available online for all of those anons out there who have finally gotten fed up with my incessant shill campaign over the last few months.
https://www.dailyherald.com/article/20140210/submitted/302109981/
https://mandellmenkes.com/court-dismisses-defamation-claim-arising-from-tv-news-report-on-metropolitan-water-reclamation-district-candidates-campaign/
https://southsideweekly.com/something-in-the-water/

>>18292946
You should consider making a kiwifarms thread about this guy, he has great lolcow potential. Even if you don't like the site its an uncensorable place to publicize this info

>>18293203
Alternatively there's 8k*n's /cow/ board

>>18292926
There buddies on discord.
Some people think there the same person.
But I cant confirm or deny that.

>>18293839
>There buddies
>There
I was tempted to accuse you of being Gardner but there aren't enough senseless commas in your post

>>18292946
Christ, he’s 32? He writes like a highschool feshman.

>>18292946
No way he's 32, he's gotta be in his early 40s based off how old and ugly he looks.

No &amp doesn’t have “employees.” It’s non profit

It's MNM-DR

>>18296047
Nah their styles are too different

>>18292926
Please gardner... Please... Stop poisoning everything good on this board, everyday I scroll through threads just to see your fucking shitty cover and you pretending to be 3 different WaCkY rabbid fans. I know it can't be worth it, economically, for fame, or anything, you need to stop... You need to understand that you are not doing anything but causing yourself pain. You've spent more time shilling than writing, you need to look inwards.

>>18296112
It’s been like 8 months. Gardner/Crocodile memes are here forever

>>18293964
>>18294022
Not only is he 32 but he still lives in his parents $1.2 million dollar home.

>>18292926
That magazine interviewed him. I think that’s all.

>>18296474
Link?

>>18296454
sounds based

>>18297080
This desu. Gardener sounds fucking awesome.

>>18296033
There has to be a staff.

>>18297058
No one tell him

>>18296454
You can get a way better home than that in Chicago for 1.2 million. That estimate is off.

>>18298611
&amp. Last month’s issue.

This is my first time on /lit/ in a few months, why the fuck is F. Gardner still being spammed?

>>18299271
Because he made paperback versions and announced in the /lit/ magazine he’s making more.

QRD? First I’ve heard

>>18299625
They’re separate

>>18296047
MNM-DR, Gardner, &amp and John David Card crossover event when?

>>18299900
Sounds possible. What would it be? A special edition &amp issue with a short story from each of them? Short story complication? You should tell them. Could be kino as fuck.

I'm not gonna buy your novel.

>>18296112
shut up Garnder