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and other people pen their suicide note

>> No.18273959
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Someone
Do
It
(Bog is french btw)

>> No.18273987

>>18273936
a little more olive oil is never enough

>> No.18274048

>Why am I using Knorr stockpots to kill myself? I'll tell you why. You don't need to use them, it's your choice how to kill yourself, really. But Knorr stockpots will provide plenty of flavor for our suicide. You should try it. Ok, so let's start off with a little bit of olive oil. Use it to replace the brake fluid in your car. Now, season the gas tank with a little bit of Knorr chicken stockpot. Now, get the speed of your car really high, and gently place it against the nearest tree. If there are other people in your car, don't worry. You didn't kill them, they CHOSE to be killed by getting in the car with you.

>> No.18274065
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>>18273959
Dump it

>> No.18274096

>>18273959
Can someone give a quick rundown on this guy?

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>> No.18274148

>>18274065
>For sale: twink bussy, never fucked

>> No.18274149

>>18274140
The call that saved /lit/

>> No.18274162

>>18274065
>I've got BTFO'd at /lit/ now I bid you farewell, dearest

>> No.18274207
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>>18274140
>Hello?

>> No.18274213

>>18273959
"second is right after first" the engulfing lie. The being on the second rung down is realised when the one on the top shakes the ladder, and you fall further than anyone else. "here lies bog, the second most handsome man" the gravestone will read.

>> No.18274267

>>18273936
>The suicice note will make your steak taste better, you should try it.

>> No.18274476

>>18274207
what's his story? I saw the webm, but why did he do it?

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>> No.18274494

>>18274476
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/ronnie-mcnutt-tragic-story-man-22665676

>> No.18274536

>>18273936
Really it is up to you if you should read this suicide note or not. Your choice.

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>>18274048
lmao

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>>18273936
It's over.

>> No.18274810

>>18273936
it can take this shit anyKNORR.

>> No.18275595

Taste, taste, taste cyanide.

>> No.18275867

>>18274494
ty

>> No.18276015

>>18273936
Marco Pierre White gave up on life when he opened a restaurant in Dover.