/lit/ - Literature

One more thread and I'll be exposing the faggot that you are on goodreads about your rigged book ratings, Gardner. I really wonder how it's going to feel when nobody will ever feel enticed to read the pieces of shit you've written.

but you already pay for advertising??

I will never not laugh at the fact that pseuds hate Gardner for the simple fact that he finished his novels while theirs continue to languished in their head due to some pseudo-intellectual problem that no one but they cares about.

>>18244699
you posted this before. it’s funny how terrible you are at shilling because of how bad you are at writing

>>18244699
paid shill

>>18244699
I only hate you because you keep spamming your trash everywhere. I hope some guy will recognize you in the streets and slap your face one day for the eyesore you've been all this time, I truly do.

get off your ass mods, prune this shitty advertising

>>18244666
Wrong pic

>>18244709
>>18244715
>>18244719
Holy fuck, this is hilarious. So the whole “pseuds hate Gardner because he actually finish his novels” is true?

This is even more pathetic than I thought.

>>18244734
yep, posted this one before too
are you actually a robot? it would explain why your dialogue sounds so alien

>>18244734
you can ride on the back of a dumpster if you want to carry trash every day

>>18244746
dump truck* i blame this shill campaign for my brain damage

>>18244719
>>18244709
Not Gardner.
>>18244715
not a shill.

>>18244744
Not Gardner.

There was a thread on /a/ a few days ago where some hispanic anon said that he spammed meme books here.

>>18244734
Was it not obvious? Gardner came from the Writing Generals. Hence all the backlash when he actually had the courage to publish his books. He's unironically the /lit under-dog we should all aspire to be.

>>18244724
Not Gardner.

>>18244758
I too am also not Gardner (PBUH)

>>18244763
>50 cents was deposited to your account

>>18244763
You can always tell it’s you because you can’t resist defending yourself.

>>18244783
it's literally the same shit verbatim every thread.
>Call of the Crocodile is the best, Arcade was kind of weird
>I thought Arcade was better personally
>They are all great! buy them all!
>omg are you criticizing Gardner? I guess the jealous memes are true!
>we should all aspire to be Gardner! HE'S LITERALLY ONE OF US

>>18244799
He also really likes to say pbuh, and has no ability to read the poster counter

>>18244763
Don't forget he's also an animefag so the humiliation is even worse.

>>18244816
lol checks out, only two posts defending him in the thread are from animeposters

>>18244799
Imagine getting this mad over some penny dreadful.
>>18244679
Anyone can spam reviews on goodreads. Nothing that can be done. The problem bother me though. I’ve seen plenty of reviews that I question. But at the end of the day? Nobody fucking knows. Even if Gardner is paying for reviews there’s not really any way to find out for sure.

>>18244760
/a is the biggest containment board for schizos. It’s like this place except very active

>>18244824
>Kantai Collection
>Anime

>>18244828
>imagine getting this mad over a shill campaign
fuck off shill
>>18244831
fuck off gardner

>>18244828
>>18244831
kys mantits

>>18244839
Excuse me? Did I say anything remotely positive about gardner?

>>18244799

And the "I hate Gardner" is the same shit verbatim in every thread.
>You're Gardner.
>Also you're Gardner.
>You too.
>And you.
>Everyone is Gardner.
>Am I a Garder????
>You say you're shilling him because you hate me?
>No one could possibly hate me, I'm a writer, or will be as soon as I write something.
>I guess that means I can't be Gardner.
>Because I've never published anything.

>>18244939
lmao. fucking saved

>>18244939
fuck off gardner
>>18244951
you too gardner

>>18244699
"Finished"

>>18244939
lol sad little fat man can’t even write an original 4chan post thinks he’s a writer because he uses a service available to everyone for nothing

Hey Gardner whens the next book coming out Ican't wait to post them online and print for free so you can be appreciated as a true artist..

>>18244983

>The stuck pig squeals the loudest.

You're on a writing board, anyone who's actually written and published anything knows how hard it is to do it and how hard it is to deal with the negative reviews. It's worse when they're right and you need to improve on something. I can tell all the Gardner critics are wannabe's because if they'd ever put themselves out there they'd empathize with him.

>>18245107
>bro just empathize with me shilling my shitty books and calling everyone losers for not publishing their scribblings too
fuck off gardner

>>18245128

>Get down in this bucket with me fellow crab
>If I can't succeed as a writer
>No one can

>>18245132
please go be "successful" somewhere else

>>18245141

>scribblings
>I am so worthless
>woe is me
>never should I put myself out there
>I know
>he's Gardner
>and him
>and him too
>all these Gardners
>get away from me
>no more scribblings
>what I write is so worthless
>how can he publish something more worthless than my own worthless scribblings
>woe
>scribble
>all these fucking Gardners
>I could be so much better than them if only I could do something other than scribble
>luckily I will never put myself in that situation
>if I ever published some guy like me would tell me how shitty my writing is

>>18245162
you are embarrassing yourself gardner, you will never be a meme, not even a shitty one

>>18245170

Lol dude, I am not even LARPing about this, I literally signed a TV production deal this week for a book I wrote. Whether it gets made I don't know. It won't be call of anything because I'm not Gardner. But I get Gardner and I feel for him because I spent seven years promoting my books to get there. Instead of shitting all over him you should publish your "scribblings" and suck it up for the criticism. Again, you're on a writing board. There are lots of writers here. It's not a surprise we root for Gardner because we've been there.

>>18245195
this is just pathetic i am going to leave now i do not want to talk to you anymore fucking loser if you want to be successful go shill your shitty forced meme book somewhere people actually buy things instead of pirating them. maybe then you can make back your publishing costs and shut the fuck up. good night gardner.