/lit/ - Literature

You: hello stranger
Stranger: hello
You: can i ask a question:
You: what's your favorite book
Stranger: sure
Stranger: eragon
You: thanks lil buddy

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You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: Where's the horny bitches at?
You: On mah dick. But that's not important.
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You: hey
You: Can I ask you what your favorite book is?
Stranger: i'm loking for a good conversation
You: alright
You: wha'ts your favorite book?
Stranger: harry potter.
You: LOL
You: 12yo
You: bye
Stranger: why you ask that?

You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: what's your favorite book?
Stranger: more of an epic poem dantes inferno
You: well
You: this is unexpected
Stranger: whats this?

That site is fucking dangerous.
Every time I go on there I waste hours talking to Chinese and Swedish teens.

Stranger: m44ind
You: Sup. Favorite book?
Stranger: bible
You: Favorite author? Can't choose god.
Stranger: i dnt have1
You: I myself enjoy the author of the Satanic Verses
Stranger: realy
Stranger: u in a hurry to get to hell lol
You: Yes. His name is Beelzebub Stridley.
You: But his pen name is Baal. I think that's what his friends call him, too.
Stranger: lucifer is his name
You: Lucifer is my lord's name.
You: Beelzebub Stridley/Baal is an author.
Stranger: lucifer will have many followers but in the end just like th movies the good guy always wins lol
You: But my favorite movie is Revenge of the Sith
Stranger: JESUS IS MY LORD
You: I WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK
Stranger: I DNT THINK THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN
You: GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO
Stranger: so u m or fem?
You: sometimes one
You: sometimes the other
You: depends on my mood
Stranger: what was u born?
Stranger: m or fem
You: fem
Stranger: k
Stranger: how old
You: 17
Stranger: ur so young
You: I mean 18
Stranger: and u dnt know the truth
You: mr, would you please rub my virginal vagina?
Stranger: i would if uwas my gf
You: do note I am a satanist so I would be screaming "OH LUCIFER" instead of "OH GOD"
Stranger: lol
You: while I am being pounded by upwards of 5 dicks I sometimes mumble from the rapid thrusts
You: so it comes out OHLUFFER sometimes
Stranger: wht u look like?
You: smeagol from lord of the rengs
Stranger: u got cam?
You: oh baby I knew that'd turn you on

>>1821779
mhmm supple Swedish boys make me want to literature hard.

p dece, if not especially interesting


You: you're now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
Stranger: Howdy stranger. Nice copy
You: stranger i have a question of the utmost importance to ask you
Stranger: Oh? Does it include acronyms?
You: dude i wish
You: but anyhow:
You: what is your favorite book
Stranger: Oh! The Great Gatsby. =]
Stranger: You?
You: cool, may i ask why?
You: also for me maybe snow white by donald barthelme or systems of dante's hell by amiri baraka
Stranger: I love Fitzgerald's style of writing. It's elegant and well written. It makes me swoon. What's systems of dante's hell about? Is it safe for me to assume you're a female btw?
You: it's a stream of consciousness kinda thing about being black in the south that sorta follows the inferno, neat stuff
Stranger: Ahh. It does seem interesting. I might be inclined to read it
You: you should do so, regrettably i've got to peace out, thanks for the bookchat

Stranger: Hi
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: Ooh, that's a tough one...
Stranger: I've always had a soft spot for "Of Mice and Men"
Stranger: What's your favorite book?
You: ADD much? Can't hold it together for more than 100 pages?

Stranger: Hi there I am 27 male
You: favorite book, 27 male, go go go
Stranger: well thats har
Stranger: there r just so many good books
Stranger: I guess 1984
You: reason?
Stranger: it tolds us pretty much about society
You: ballin, take it easy 27 male

Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what
You: no
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
You: NO
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
You: i won't
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: GTFO
You: what's your afvorite book
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
You: not a book motherfucker
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: TEXT 1 TO 22444
Stranger: pce out niggga
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: how are you
Stranger: Wonderful
Stranger: Downloading myself some porn.
Stranger: You?
You: disconnecting
Stranger: No wait!
Stranger: I'm not trying to cyber with you.
You: ?
You: what is your favourite book?
Stranger: I'm not even horny at the moment.
Stranger: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Stranger: Oscar Wilde is so wonderfully witty.

>the tittle


Stranger: hey i am a female 20 and i am NOT horny! if you are disconnected now ! if you don't disconnected you are really nice :)I don't care if you are a girl or a boy cuz i don,t care about gender :)
You: Hi female 20
Stranger: hii
You: female 20 i have a question
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am vanessa
You: vanessa what is your favorite book
Stranger: i don't know the tittle in english
Stranger: but it's agatha Kristy book
Stranger: 13 petits negre

You: Top 5 favorite books, list them.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: lotr lotr lotr
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TOLKIEN FANS CAN'T COUNT.

You: Sup. Favorite book?
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: Stephen King - The Plague
Stranger: is that is the correct title

>>1821810
lol nice.

You: favorite book go go go
Stranger: asl?
You: 22/f/mumbai
You: favorite book
Stranger: m 18
Stranger: u have a fb id
You: L?
You: also favorite book?
You: don't play me stranger
Stranger: cool
Stranger: wat is ur facebook id
You: i'll tell you if you tell me your favorite book
Stranger: gogogo
You: that's not a book
Stranger: wat is ur face book id
You: tell me your favorite book motherfucker
You: or you're not getting shit
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: gandu
Stranger: face book
Stranger: id ur
Stranger: first u tell
You: goatse.ru
Stranger: good
Stranger: i can snd ur reqest
You: fav book?????
Stranger: data base
You: by whom?
Stranger: imran saeed
You: neato
Stranger: lula mera
Stranger: gando
Stranger: a na lga hi
Stranger: teri maa nu lan
You: word

Stranger: m 17 us
You: f 22 ukraine
You: faovirte book?
Stranger: lets fuck, by me
You: nope.jpg
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ What is this?
Stranger: a butterfly
You: wrong
Stranger: what is it?
You: I'm asking you, faggot.
Stranger: op

Stranger: 20 m
You: 22 f
You: favorite book??
Stranger: i like sexy books
You: like story of the eye?
Stranger: from where u are?
You: mumbai
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i am from dheli
You: what is ur favorite sexy book
Stranger: sex in the trin is a story
Stranger: i like it most
Stranger: what is yiur name?/
You: alan sex
Stranger: name?
You: alan sex.
Stranger: seriosly
Stranger: r u virgin?

are those two anons from mumbai

or are they the same anon?

You: hello
You: What is your favourite book?
You: Do you speak english?
Stranger: yeah
You: what is your fav book?
Stranger: comic
You: are you fucking kiddings me?
You: what comics?
Stranger: hahaha.. no, i love comic books..
Stranger: doraemon
Stranger: japan
You: I will seriously kill you.
You: where do you live?
Stranger: i'm afraid u'll kill me if u know where i live..
You: ok. Let's make this interesting. How bout we meet "somewhere" near where you live, in a forest, and you can have a weapon and I can have a weapon and nobody leaves the forest till one of us is killed...how's that?
You: battle royale
Stranger: whatcha wanna do, huh??
You: atleast tell me what country you are from
You: there is no harm in that
Stranger: u first?
You: I asked you first!
Stranger: aisshh..
Stranger: ok
Stranger: indonesia
You: your ass is grass my friend.
You: I'll scower all the isles of your country, and I will find you.
Stranger: hey, can u stop ur fucking mouth!!!
Stranger: damn

You: Hello you
You: I have a question
Stranger: hi stranger
Stranger: ask away
You: What is your favourite book?
Stranger: a walk to remember

Haha, this is excellent, OP.

We used to have these threads all the time!!!!!

You: What's your favourite book?
Stranger: peoples history of the united states
You: Oh, nice
Stranger: lol thanks

You: What's your favourite book?
Stranger: I am a male looking for a horny MILF
You: I'm a horny milf and will send nudes if you tell me your favourite book
Stranger: Um idk

>>1822013

if you say you're from india people are less likely to disconnect it seems

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothin
Stranger: you
You: Pretty much the same
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: i hate books
You: Well, I hate you
You: Goodbye

You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m china
You: 22 f kyrgyzstan
You: favoite book??
Stranger: litt;e [rince
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: so what's your favourite book?
Stranger: kamasutra
You: lawl
You: thank you for your co-operation

Speaking to real people is scary :<

>>1822696
>anons on /lit/ aren't people

Stranger: BECKETT?!
You: YES!!!!!
You: I LIKE!
Stranger: what.
You: Is he your favorite author?
Stranger: no... not at all.

I thought I might have found a /lit/fag. Oh, well.

You: Hiya
Stranger: 15 hay
Stranger: Gay
You: Oh, ok
You: Hey brah
Stranger: You gay?
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: Sure.
You: Yep, I'm a faggot. LOL.
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: Lets skype.
You: That's not a book.
You: Bye

You: Hiya
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: Hey there, they call me Gabriel. 2000+/Angel/Currently Earth
You: Wow, cool
Stranger: Yeah, I'm pretty awesome
You: Do you like to read bro?
Stranger: Oh sure, I've read all sorts of crap
You: So, what is your favorite book?
You: The Bible?
Stranger: Nah, that's a load of duff
Stranger: Not accurate at al.
Stranger: I like Good Omens
You: Cool
You: Well, thanks!
You: Seeya in Heaven! Maybe.

I've never heard of "Good Omens," but this guy was cool.

You: Hiya
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: Can I ask you a question?
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: sherlock holmes
You: Detectives, huh?
Stranger: huh
Stranger: u r m/f
You: m
You: Not that it matters.
You: I bet you didn't read Sherlock Holmes anyway.
You: Bye.

Stranger: 卍解!!!!
You: word
You: favoite book?
Stranger: can u read that?
You: hell yeah son
You: favoirte book??
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You: Hiya
Stranger: Let’s make this easy. Are you…?
1. Male looking for clean chat
2. Female looking for clean chat
3. Male looking for horny female
4. Female looking for horny male
5. Male looking for horny male
6. Female looking for horny female
7. Bi male looking for horny male/female
8. Bi female looking for horny male/female
9. Troll
10. Bot
You: 1
Stranger: same
You: Cool, bro!
You: I'm trying to ask people a question...
Stranger: ok ask
You: It's a kind of survey.
Stranger: fine
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman
You: Interesting... What makes you like them?
Stranger: *SPOILER ALERT* cos they kill god
You: I've read them too, so no worries.
You: Good answer.
You: Well, it's time for me to move on... Seeya bro!

A plebe, but a plebe with a good answer.

Stranger: Hello
You: Say, sir and/or madam, what is your favorite book?
Stranger: Ice Station - Matthew Reilly
You: I've not read it nor heard of it.
Stranger: If you are a guy.. you have to read it.
Stranger: It is amazing.
You: I am a guy.
You: What is it about?
Stranger: It is like a adventure/action book in present/10 years in the future times.
Stranger: About finding something in the artic
You: Does anyone ponder the meaning of life?
Stranger: Not really.
You: THEN I DONT CARE
You have disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hiiii r u horny girl with pic nd give blowjob here?? 20 male here
You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: ?
You: favorite book?
Stranger: huh/?
You: i will send pics if it's a good book
Stranger: idk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: its harry potter
You: www.gaylittleshit.com
You: you can find my pics there
You: much love

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You: hi
You: i must ask you a question
You: its very important
Stranger: ya
You: what is your favorite book
Stranger: k
You: and who is the author?
Stranger: Horny guy looking for horny girl
You: i am a girl that will be horny if you tell me your favorite book
You: it's not a hard question
You: do they have books in your country?
Stranger: i don't read books
You: this is not making me horny
You: perhaps if you just name the first book that comes into your mind
You: im trying to help you bro
Stranger: wanna fuck u
You: ok and who wrote that
You: you're making my pussy as dry as a prune
Stranger: i want 2 lick it
You: ok, and you can, but first you must name a book
You: or an author
You: both and ill let you go all the way
Stranger: shakespear
Stranger: asl?
You: oh god yes now my pussy is seeping with fluids
You: which 'shakespear' is your favorite
Stranger: wow
You: im amazed too
Stranger: i dono
You: ok well im almost there
Stranger: sexy boy waiting for u
You: ah, the sonnets, yeah those are great
You: just super
You: ok, chao

That was painful

You: what's your favorite book
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: uhh
You: 'uhh', who wrote that
Stranger: you have never heard of it
Stranger: ....wow
You: well there's many things in this big bad world that ive never heard of
You: ive very sheltered
Stranger: ya, its a bit provocative, but its worth the read
You: who's the author?
Stranger: Gary Buce
Stranger: its a masterpiece
You: oh wow, i might just have to read it
You: thanks stranger
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: whats your favorite book?
You: atlas shrugged by ayn rand
Stranger: whats it about
Stranger: the struggles of an atlas
You: it's pretty much the story of how poor people ruin the world
You: but dont worry, in the end the hard workers save everyone
Stranger: are you a poor person
You: oh god no
You: im not scum
Stranger: and thanks for telling me the end
You: no problem, its the best part
Stranger: why do poor people ruin the earth
You: do you even have to ask?
Stranger: yes...i just did
You: well, then maybe this book isnt for you
Stranger: why would i read a book about something i know everything about?
Stranger: dont you read to know more about something
You: you obviously don't know anything about anything
You: and jokes on you mister
You: i google'd uhh by gary bruce
You: and there's nothing
You: good day sir

You: Favourite book?
Stranger: uhmm The Tao Of Pooh
You: deep
You: but quirky
You: is that like you
You: are you a deep and quirky person?
Stranger: Yess, uhmm I guess that could be like me. Deep and quirky, haven't heard it before but you could say that
You: you so crazy
Stranger: I can be.
Stranger: But the question is what is your favourite book?
You: i bet you pull funny faces in photos
You: and eat peas with a knife
Stranger: No you would be describing my dad, he does that stuff. but he died.
You: :(

>>1822978

death of a salesman 2011 edition

Stranger: yo
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: The hunger games
Stranger: yourself/
You: I just read that. :D Great choice!

You: Hi. Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: heyy ;)
Stranger: Sure.
You: What is your favorite book/short story?
Stranger: why the hell are you asking this?
You: /lit/ wants to know.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hello
which are you
1) a guy looking for a girl
2) a girl looking for a guy
3) a guy looking for a guy
4) a girl looking for a girl
5) a guy(horny) looking for a girl
6) a girl(horny) looking for a guy
7) a guy(horny) looking for a guy
8) a girl(horny) looking for a girl
You: favourite book?
Stranger: for whom the bell tolls
Stranger: you?
You: you are obviosuly a guy looking for a guy then
Stranger: lol
You: amirite?
Stranger: swag
Stranger: real talk
You: what the hell does swag mean
Stranger: i dont know. its black people talk
Stranger: eveyone at my school says it
You: oh my god your an underage gay racist
You: gtfo
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: lets start over
You: i'm black you know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: I desire to know what your favourite book is.
Stranger: Hmmmm. I have sooo many! probably Lord of the Rings~Return of the King
You: thank you for your time

I feel so bad, like this was an actual person who might have wanted a decent conversation, and I just cast them aside like so much used-up skub :(

Stranger: asl
You: sup
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: sex
Stranger: u?
You: I have not read it myself, but I hear it's pretty good
You: madonna fan?
Stranger: no,,,,,,,, akon
Stranger: u?
Stranger: eminem fan?
You: I like houkago tea time
Stranger: ooooooooh
Stranger: country?

You: Hello, what is your favourite book?
Stranger: My favourite book is brothers karamazov, why?
You: That's all I needed to know, thanks.
You: Good bye.
Stranger: Bye

This was disappointing.

You: Good evening!
You: What is your favourite book?
Stranger: Asl?
You: 20/M/UK, but what is your favourite book?
Stranger: Twilight
Stranger: series
Stranger: Wanna play questions?
You: You're either a 12 year old girl, a troll, or a gigantic faggot.

You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: War horse
Stranger: Y?
Stranger: U?
You: Cause /lit/ sent me. *Why *You
Stranger: Pardon? X
You: Oh my god

>>1823118
I apologise, there was more.

You: Questions...?
Stranger: I am a 19 year old girl for your information.
Stranger: BASTARD
You: ... why would you like Twilight?
You: Look, what else have you read?
Stranger: Wolf brother
You: Have you read anything written before 1960?
Stranger: no beacuase i am not a 100 year old pervert like you. good bye

She took an age to type, as well. God damn.

Stranger: Hey
You: Hello Good sir or madam
Stranger: madam
You: Can I ask what is your favourite book?
Stranger: The hunger games
Stranger: its AMAZING
You: I have just read that book and must agree with you there
You: Have a jolly good day!

Hunger Games seems to be popular today.

Stranger: hi
You: Good evening! Would you mind telling me your favourite book?
Stranger: ermmmm
Stranger: of mice and en
Stranger: *men
You: Hmmm. That's an interesting choice.
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: what about yourself
You: I read that, and found that I didn't much care for Steinbeck's writing style. It's definitely a great tale though.
You: Hard as it is to answer, I'd probably say The Count of Monte Cristo.
You: While it took quite a bit of time to get into it, the plot affected me deeply and I was, truth be told, crying at the end. Both because of the events there, and because I would have to leave behind the characters I had known so long.
Stranger: it is i agree
Technical error: internal error.

Well that's irritating. I was looking forward to a chat.

Stranger: hey babe
You: Good evening!
You: Oh fuck, you're gonna disconnect immediately, aren't you?
You: I'm conducting a poll on people's favourite books.
You: What is yours?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: the game
You: Is /b/ on Omegle tonight as well?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: hiiiii
You: do you have a favorite book?
Stranger: n
You: do you read?
Stranger: n
You: is no really so hard to type?
Stranger: sry no no no no
You: whats your favorite band?
Stranger: lp
You: whats lp?
Stranger: linkin park
You: so you don't read and you like linkin park
You: impressive

You: Good evening!
Stranger: hellloo
You: Might I ask what your favourite book is?
Stranger: yes
You: Oh, good. It's nice to not be immediately disconnected!
Stranger: gonna ask?
You: Ahah. Yes. I am asking.
Stranger: loL'
Stranger: I hear no question?
Stranger: see*
You: What is your favourite book, please?
Stranger: .*
Stranger: percy jackson
You: And who is that by?
You: Or is that an author?
Stranger: it's the book
Stranger: its written by rick riordan
You: Very good, I am afraid I've not heard of it. Thank you for replying, though!
You: Good evening!

>>1823139
hehe

I'm getting tired of people who use 'u' and 'y' as words. Also when they don't capitalize nouns. T_T

>>1823147
>don't capitalize nouns

wasn't aware this was /stormfront/

>>1823147

Boche detected

Stranger: hi
You: Hi there
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/california
You: You?
Stranger: 14 f horny
You: Can I ask you a question, girl?
Stranger: yeah
You: What's your favorite book?
Stranger: gone with the wind
Stranger: why?
You: Well, books just turn me on.
You: I like to rub them against my nipples.
Stranger: yours?
You: Especially hardcovers.
You: Yes.
You: oh
Stranger: i ment your fav book
You: silly me
Stranger: that sounds hot
You: It might sound a bit pretentious but I probably like James Joyce's "Ulysses" the best.
Stranger: ti read or rub against you?
Stranger: u turn me on
You: No, it's too precious to be used for anything else than reading.
You: I like to rub myself with, for example, "Absalom, Absalom!"
You: I actually possess the lithuanian edition of that work.
You: And it's a hardcover.
You: Lucky me.

This just in, anonymous guys on the internet are perverts with blue balls

No, I don't want to cyber with you. I'm a straight male like I told you five times before.

Okay, who of you c/lit/s pretends to be a 17 year old girl who likes to read Camus and likes to sculpt?

Stranger: horny male looking for horny female
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: Yeah yeah I got a pussy. But first just answer a few questions I have. I have to do a survey for school but I'm not into sucking cock and taking it up the ass before I finish my homework.
Stranger: that's fine
You: Do you have a favorite book?
Stranger: Harry Potter and the Deathly hallows
You: What are you like fucking 10 or some shit like that. How are you even able to get turned on? Do you even know the difference between female and male anatomy yet? Did your older 13 year old brother tell you to say that on Omegle? Get the fuck off the internet and go suck the milk from your mothers boobs, it's passed your bed time.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

>>1821882
This one made me laugh heartily.

You: what's your favorite book :D
Stranger: Hey
You: :3
Stranger: How to Eat Pussy
You: why
Stranger: I love pussy
You: why did you have to read a book to learn how?
You: that's pretty horrible
Stranger: Cuz i am 12...
Stranger: Im sorry

Stranger: hey
You: what is your favorite book?
Stranger: harry potter
You: no shit
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: what's yours?
You have disconnected.

You: What is your favorite book?
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: I favor the inheritance trilogy.
You: no shit
Stranger: No shit is in the book.
You: Wow you have the amazing literary tastes of a fucking 12 year old
Stranger: Sorry man.
You: Well fuck
You have disconnected

Stranger: m or f or fm or am or pm
You: ffffff
Stranger: ok
You: u?
Stranger: m
You: favorite bokk?
Stranger: monster hunter international
You: by joyce?
Stranger: idk who it's by
Stranger: lemme check
You: kk
Stranger: nope
Stranger: larry correria
You: ah, right on, dig the classics
Stranger: what's ur favorite book
You: william shakespeare by macbeth
Stranger: clearly
Stranger: what music do u listen to
You: merzbow
Stranger: tis not be music
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

it does be music >:(

Stranger: hi
You: yooo
Stranger: whats upp

You: faovirte book??
Stranger: the lovely bones
You: is it about actual bones?
Stranger: no
You: shit
You: bones are sick yo
Stranger: oh.
You: like fossils
You: how do they even make a fossil
Stranger: idk?
You: not even gonna guess?
Stranger: im gunna say no.
You: ...wasnt a yes or no question
Stranger: well i have no idea how to do it im not a scientist
You: ah word
You: favorite fossil??
Stranger: i dont have one
You: lame :\
Stranger: well this has been boring.
You: maybe if you educated yourself a little about fossils you could hold an inteligent coversation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: What's your favourite book?
Stranger: hrm
Stranger: id have to say eh..
Stranger: twilight?
You: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: probably the satanic verses
Stranger: or lolita
You: Thanks

Stranger: gay?
You: Not really.

Stranger: gay?
You: Not really.

Well that was fun.

You: Hey
Stranger: im an 18 yr old guy who's horney looking for someone to gay sexchat with
You: I am gay
Stranger: awesome! ive had trouble finding someone!
You: So
You: What's your favourite book
Stranger: definatly to kill a mockingbird. you?
You: The Joys of Gay Sex

Stranger: heyy m/f?
You: What's your favourite book?
Stranger: catcher in the rye
Stranger: but if youre a dude its totally homo for us to be talking
Stranger: so answer that question
You: you're totally homo for liking catcher in the rye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I speak only the truth.

Stranger: hey
You: hi...what is your favorite book?
Stranger: girl or guy
Stranger: harry potter

Also, captcha : roustel reality.

>>1821810
I know the English name...

>>1824462

I've been to Burgh Island, where that's set, a few times.

>>1824935
COol. No-one cares. (just kidding, that' sactually pretty neat, Sunhawk.)

You: Favourite book?
Stranger: Hiya :)
Stranger: umm twilight
Stranger: u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well, this is most likely the most pretentious thread I've seen in a while. I like it.
Speaking of which, is Monte Carlo a good book? I've seen it come across some times.

You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: whats your favorite book?
Stranger: i dont like read books
You: why?
You: theyre so fun
Stranger: but i love interior design or architecture
You: thats not the same thing
You: but i respect that you have different tastes than i do
You: good day sir

You: hey
You: whats your favorite book?
Stranger: whats up girl
You: ive never read that one, is that jerry spinelli?
Stranger: yes

I always thought that the "BIG DOGS" store was the most depressing in the whole mall. Even more so than the sharper image