/lit/ - Literature

>>18195590
get a life

Bro nuffin stoppin me from tappin waldun's creamy doodybooty and making him succ my poopcovered pp aftawerds.

>>18195600
build a life

>>18195590
im down, whats the plan stan

>>18195601
I see... The Ginsberg of our little literary revolution. Pray tell, dearest anon... will you step up and make known these base desires to the world? Would not the current social climate house a perverse and sexually deviant soul as yourself?

Would you not dare to speak these words.. To Waldun himself? See the possibilites of our fledgling cause, little dove..

>>18195590
im down, whats the plan stan. ill shill it when i actually do it

>>18195636
procure for yourself a good source of light. Look to the golden age of Hollywood. If image is key to this enterprise than your immaculately tasteful and patrician bookshelf and your vintage bad-boy clothes must be presented with at LEAST the same care that Waldun puts in.. which is to say, nothing extraordinary. Just procure a light. If that is out of the question mark out a space near a window and use the sun.
once the stage is set, the rest will be easy...

>>18195590
>>18195673
My aesthetic is more like "post vietnam deranged hobo" plus I don't have the face of a chinese grandma

>>18195636
Marketing will be important too. This perhaps may be the most fun for anons, as we can all play our roles as best we see them... the pot-stirrers can engender controversy, the thesaurus wankers can distill the 19th Century British exoticism and fantasy so integral to our cause.... Really the great temples of the DARK ACADEMIA movement are so obvious as to be easy to replicate. Perhaps even fun to parody...
Look up any burgeoning freshman girl's DARK ACADEMIA tiktok/instagram account and you'll often have the list fed to you by hand.
-Look like you're a badboy that skips class at HOGWARTS
-Have some oral fixation, whether tea/coffee addiction, pen twirling/biting a la William Buckley, cigarettes/alcohol for the beat minded...
-Surround yourself with books, the older the better, (though old in this case seems concentrated around the 19th Century British and Russian novelists, with very shallow voyeurs into Classical Antiquity)

Again, I must stress... It seems that no ACTUAL analysis, well-roundedness, literary taste, or talent is necessary to join this ship. It is an exercise in pure aesthetics.

So certainly Oscar Wilde should be shilled.

>>18195709
Do not be discouraged you disheveled devil... Your carefree air and underlying menace sounds right in line with capturing the adoration of our market... maybe put on a pair of wireframe glasses and keep your top button unbuttoned, with your tie ever-so-slightly askew,,, I must say, I'm getting excited just picturing it.

>>18195590
>The only thing missing from Waldun is the real ELITISM of the ivy league boys he is aping
>the kind of elitism that thrives on chan.
You can't be serious

>>18195856
Be not small minded young anon. The mind is big, and full of serious and nonserious things alike...

get on her nerves. be her problem anon.

>>18195590
>Are we doomed to obscurity because of our misguided belief in the mythos of the great misunderstood, tortured, anonymous artist?
We're all doomed to obscurity anyways. 99.9% of these YouTube channels and videos people enjoy were uploaded between 2015-2020. Do you think in 10,000 years anybody is going to watching these? Most famous writers will fade into obscurity within the century let alone these shameless pseuds that absolutely anybody could replicate

>>18195871
Let not the weight of 10,000 years prevent the little flower of your life from blooming young anon. Her time is now, and when it is gone so be it.

>>18195590
This guy looks and sounds like tryhard.

>>18195886
Do you think it is that hard to replicate what this guy is doing?

>>18195896
something being hard to do and somebody tryharding something are two very different things ESL

Is this your competition? Or your conquest?

Could it be any easier? Film yourself reading a book. Masturbate over your own bookshelf. Play classical or jazz music in the background. A recipe as easy as breakfast cereal.

>>18195910
Does not Waldun make it achingly clear the being an ESL does NOT demarcate one as unfit for entrance into the Dark Academia Renaissance of the current age?

My m65 jacket and cowboy boots are comfy and don't change my writing, thanks.

>>18195937
>m65 jacket
I knight you Kerouac. Begone! I will see you down the road. Godspeed.

>>18195886
that is the point anon. swallow the tryhard pill and fly like the faggot you are

>>18195590
Fear. No one on /lit/ has the balls to do what Waldun does.

>>18195976
grant me your hand.. and you'll have my balls

>>18195976
Living in Australia? Hell no

>>18195636
Godspeed anon.

>>18195590
I'm an ugly son of a bitch and still have an ounce of self respect. Can't do it chief.

>>18195590
>How?
He pays for bots.

phoneposting my dark academiafu

>>18195590
I wonder when Waldun will hit his Junkie phase

>>18196019
Anon, self-respect is a treasure, and I wish you well in keeping it. You will still be welcome to shill our movement as it gains traction, or perhaps to shit on it. Both moves have their moment. God bless you.

>>18196031
she's literally my girlfriend.

>>18196055
bring us the goods anon. give these fags a way in.

>>18195976
True, they don’t want to expose themselves for fear of judgement. Also they don’t have the ability to plan out and execute a long term project

>>18196031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KVscCPErhU
>tfw the description reads
>O P E N M E

dubs and ill be the first

>>18195590
Real talk - because its only a short term plan. What are you gonna do in 5 years (inshallah) when your base moves on to the next thing? You'll have no meaningful experience in that time and do you really think you can coast off '/lit/ famous' credentials for the rest of your life? Eventually you'll settle into some bullshit white collar dogsbody job and you'll be 5 years behind your peers.

>>18196055
Can you record her burping and her stomach growling

Is this delusional tryhard pseud faggot STILL bumping his own thread?

Yes. I know there are anons out there with an appetite to ravish me. I want them to ravish me. I want them to make their case as this thread gains more eyes, and I want all anons reading to really think.. Could I do it?

EVEN the anons that will cringe and die a little insiden just reading this puffery and decry the shallow state of modern literary circles. I want them to read this and see me as a product of that time. I want them to always be filing these ideas into their brains for further study... I still await the great postmodern internet masterpiece. And though this is not it, if the anon reading this is the anon that will one day write this great work, I hope he knows that he has my full support.

dark academia is pure hauntology
and hauntology is cringe

>>18196142
Waldun what da ya think of the sperme hommages?

>>18196098
The seal of the prophets was well past the springtime of his life when he started his movement. 5 years lost on this will not be a loss, even if I am left with nothing afterwards. I am curious if it is possible, and I am eager to try. If I am 5 years late when I am forced to settle into my soul-crushing wageslave life, then it will have been 5 years earned, not lost.

>>18196175
>The seal of the prophets was well past the springtime of his life when he started his movement. 5 years lost on this will not be a loss, even if I am left with nothing afterwards.

A youtube channel. Great legacy mate.

>>18196162
french girls are hot but french thinkers are fake and gay

>>18196185
We are not building legacy anon. We are seizing the means of Waldunction.

it's unethical

>>18196210
you're right, nvm

>>18196190
>Fisher
>french
wut

DARK ACADEMIA DARK ACADEMIA BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT GENERATION HARRY POTTER SLYTHERIN GRYFFINDOR OXFORD CAMBRIDGE HOGWARTS TEA COFFEE CIGARETTES
TYPEWRITER TYPEWRITER

>>18196259
Fisher price

>>18195590
btw im trans

>>18196165
Weak. Who’s got some thick ropes for me? This is my experimental Burroughs fase.

>>18196327
iremberber borropwing my mothers thread for the first toime. the colours
>ib4yatchtsmein

>>18196327
my liege

>>18196342
German schizo anon, welcome to our little society. Please leave your hat and coat by the door. Would you like some tea? Or perhaps something a little... harder? ;-)

im unironicall gay and want this, whos with me

>>18195600
>>18195611
duality of man, checked. first up, the tao

>>18196044
>>18195755
>>18195799
>>18196055
dubs speaketh wisdom. let the chips fall where they may.

this pseud keeps bumping this moronic thread. sage it into oblivion

>>18196440
stop sameposting you gay ass faggot bitch, 60 replies and 20 fucking images all posted by YOU (me)

>>18195867
She would look cute with a tomboy look

>>18195976
No one should.

>>18195862
if this works will i get to fuck girls like that?

>>18197029
u in?

his face fills me with unspeakable rage

Steal a life

>>18197493
Use your rage anon. Read >>18195755
and >>18195673.

>>18195862
ok bro emmie is based and actually reads though
Don't discredit my internet waifu.

>>18198267
peep the wheelock's latin in the back. the point is not to discredit her; join the club instead, and claim her as rightfully yours. if you have the balls.