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What's your dream /lit/ job?

>> No.18182599

I wouldnt 'learn' about paganism by reading a book by some jew that connects all kinds of bs with a mistranslation of old norse.

>> No.18182658

>>18182432
That same author wrote the exact same shit about Jesus lmao

>> No.18182671

An 1800's nobleman's son who spends his life lazing around and having his existence paid for by his father's potentially immoral and ill-gotten gains and occasionally writing novels that end up cementing my name in the annals of Humanity as one of the greats, while 99 per cent of the rest of the human race is doing hard labor and shit and trying to survive from one day to the next.

>> No.18182705

>>18182658
This

>> No.18182720

Writer

>> No.18182728

>>18182432
None because I don't dream about working

>> No.18182748

Forest ranger

>> No.18182756

Guy who is in bbw porn

>> No.18182930

>>18182432
sauce?

>> No.18183187

>>18182720
This.

Specifically, I dream of making a living off my fiction and poetry, especially a big story I'm currently in the process of writing.

>> No.18183471

Stunt cock on one of those casting sites where there is a new girl next door type every few days.

>> No.18184400

>>18182432
Political analyst at a good think-tank.

>> No.18184567

>>18182756
Unfathomably based. How big would you be willing to go?

>> No.18184580

>>18182756
The fuck?
Anon did you meant BWC?

>> No.18184627

>>18184580
Did I stutter motherfucker

>>18184567
All the way, bring on the 600 lb bitches

>> No.18184689
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>>18184627
>Did I stutter motherfucker
Holy shit, anon.
Impressive indeed.

t. periodfag

>> No.18186077

Librarian of an antiquarian book repository with onsite housing/gym in the absolute middle of nowhere with the simplest comforts of modern life, and a viola on hand to practice in my spare time.
I would eventualy meet and court the owners only child, a young, redheaded daughter, out of love, and end up inheriting the place upon marrying her.
Barring that, a fraying sanity Nationalist militia marksman in a US breakup war similar in style to the Spanish civil war. If I did not survive to see the end of the war, likely, I would die in an artillery strike specified to my sniper post because the infantry company I was harrasing just couldnt figure out an easier way to kill me.

>> No.18186252

I want to be a porn star in mom/son videos

>> No.18186256

med school cadaver

>> No.18186338

>>18184689
>rare Deepwater Jew
jej

>> No.18186342

>>18184689
>t. periodfag
Haha what a weird thing to be into haha

>> No.18186346

>>18182671
almost exactly karl marx

>> No.18186357

>>18182432
Jesus was a homosexual.

>> No.18186379

>>18182671
not a job

>> No.18186594

I want to be a president in post-colonial Latin America and invade a neigbouring country, looting them, raping their women, establishing my dominion, only to meet my end ambushed by a bayonet charge, my body desecrated and left to rot in a rocky pass.

>> No.18186670
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> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:31:15 No.18182658▶>>18182705
>>>18182432 (OP)
>That same author wrote the exact same shit about Jesus lmao
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:34:01 No.18182671▶>>18186346 >>18186379
>An 1800's nobleman's son who spends his life lazing around and having his existence paid for by his father's potentially immoral and ill-gotten gains and occasionally writing novels that end up cementing my name in the annals of Humanity as one of the greats, while 99 per cent of the rest of the human race is doing hard labor and shit and trying to survive from one day to the next.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:38:30 No.18182705▶
>>>18182658
>This
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:40:02 No.18182720▶>>18183187
>Writer
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:40:46 No.18182728▶
>>>18182432 (OP)
>None because I don't dream about working
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:43:34 No.18182748▶
>Forest ranger
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)22:45:06 No.18182756▶>>18184567 >>18184580
>Guy who is in bbw porn
>>>
> Anonymous 05/05/21(Wed)23:11:30 No.18182930▶
>>>18182432 (OP)
>sauce?
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)00:00:06 No.18183187▶
>>>18182720
>This.
>Specifically, I dream of making a living off my fiction and poetry, especially a big story I'm currently in the process of writing.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)00:44:57 No.18183471▶
>Stunt cock on one of those casting sites where there is a new girl next door type every few days.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)03:32:54 No.18184400▶
>>>18182432 (OP)
>Political analyst at a good think-tank.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)04:07:41 No.18184567▶>>18184627
>>>18182756
>Unfathomably based. How big would you be willing to go?
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)04:10:16 No.18184580▶>>18184627
>>>18182756
>The fuck?
>Anon did you meant BWC?
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)04:22:21 No.18184627▶>>18184689
>>>18184580
>Did I stutter motherfucker
>>>18184567
>All the way, bring on the 600 lb bitches
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)04:33:58 No.18184689▶>>18186338 >>18186342
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>>>18184627
>>Did I stutter motherfucker
>Holy shit, anon.
>Impressive indeed.
>t. periodfag
>>>
> Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)09:09:20 No.18186077▶
>Librarian of an antiquarian book repository with onsite housing/gym in the absolute middle of nowhere with the simplest comforts of modern life, and a viola on hand to practice in my spare time.
>I would eventualy meet and court the owners only child, a young, redheaded daughter, out of love, and end up inheriting the place upon marrying her.
>Barring that, a fraying sanity Nationalist militia marksman in a US breakup war similar in style to the Spanish civil war. If I did not survive to see the end of the war, likely, I would die in an artillery strike specified to my sniper post because the infantry company I was harrasing just couldnt figure out an easier way to kill me.

>> No.18186700

>>18182432
Written by a "berg" and without absolutely zero sources.

Jewish propaganda.