/lit/ - Literature

Waldun posting should be a banable offence.

>>18172448
>It is not everyday that the literary world would be collectively brought to their knees in shock and awe, even rarer that said Messiah comes from the Land Down Under.

>Uh, I would to introduce Mr.'RC' Waldun, his refusal to elaborate what these initials mean have invited some to fill in the blanks, some of them I cannot say in this program as they are *snickers* humorously erotic and degrading in nature.

>He is a Literature Undergraduate of Melbourne University, after shifting from his previous university where he studied Physics, as he felt that his passions absolutely must lie in the art of writing proses and not in the art of writing notes *grins*.

>He has many critics as he has disciples, yes he is indeed the new Robespierre with his revoution being 'Dark Academia' which he claims is the ,*cough* *cough* excuse me, Modern Renaissance, his 'revolution' is propelled by the *grins widely* wonderful proses and stunning characters of his works, like Arthur Forrest of The Learned Disguise which has been described as a Love Lettter to the Classics of 'Jamie Joyce' and 'Brother 'Speare'.

>I would like to begin this interview by asking Mr Waldun on why he thinks Dark Academia is the Modern Renaissance and on his latest upcoming work, L'Académie and how he feels about the recent responses to his character, whether with malice or adoration.

Im in Walduns inner circle. Ama.

>>18172589
is he cringe

>>18172457
a "Baneable" offence you say?

>>18172448
I won't lie.
I've been hoping to see another Waldun thread for days. Not because i like the ridiculous little twink. Not because i think he or his idiotic followers have the slightest bit of talent.
I like seeing them for the sheer unadulterated shitposting joy they bring me.
This cringeworthy dork gets so many people angry it's a beautiful thing.
Keeping shitposting Waldun, tis the Lord's work.

>>18172457
Seethe

bump

>>18172448
You can see her transitioning from lightyears away. From another dimension even.

>>18173638
Tis a beautiful thing

>>18173638
Chinese boys always make cute girls

based waldun.

>>18172611
Is that book as great as they say? I heard it's going to be considered a classic.

So does RC stand for Rice Cock or something??

>>18172571

Of course dark academia is the modern renaissance, why is this even a topic worth discussing? Some nerds who watched Good Will Hunting one too many times decided to read some classics, that's the exact same thing as the renaissance for fucks sake. Stop trying to cheapen the genius of Waldun.

>>18172448
Dubs and I do another ''sperme hommage''

>>18174259
roll

>>18174246
Rice Chink Dumdum

>>18174266

The gods are on our side.

>>18174266
give me 2 hours to get off work then. Ill deliver

>>18174259
>sperme hommage
my sides
don't forget to post it

>>18172571

Just realized that Jamie Joyce and brother Speare were not invented by lit, but the man himself.

https://medium.com/the-literary-life/reading-two-books-at-once-ae1b5458a1

Every time there's a thread on him I love Waldun more and more.

you think he'd wear a dress if asked?

>>18174321
he probably do all the time. Didn´t you read the preview of his upcoming novel?

>>18172448
Personally I want to break his kneecaps

I wanna facefuck waldun so bad bros

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JANNIES CLEAN THIS SHIT

>>18172611
Completely agree, the last Waldun thread was the funniest shit I've read in a month.

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HE DID IT. SPERM HOMAGE CONFIRMED

You look capital Timur, my R.C. is already... erect.

>>18174911
You clean your ass stupid motherfucker

>>18174911

BROS... Was Waldun, dare I even say it? but, was Waldun built for BBC????

>>18175122
Is this satire

>>18175145

Nope, it's from the book.

>>18175145
No, but to be fair he wrote it when he was 18.

>>18175189
In all fairness, yeah. It's a good example of why you shouldn't publish a book before you are at least in your early twenties and had sex.

MODS ARE ABOUT TO DELETE THIS THREAD.
WALDUN I LOVE YOU I WILL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT THREAD

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heres to everyone who said my cum was pityful the last time

>>18175720
Based

>>18175720
holy shit he actually delivered. Too bad the thread died before you did it

>>18175720
good god

>>18175720
lemme succ

>>18175720
I just woke and i'm having my morning coffee and i see your cum tribute to the pretentious twink.
Laughing my arse off first thing in the morning.
Please keep the Waldun threads cumming (see what i did there) they're great

someone has to send all 3 sperme hommages to him

>>18175822

Imagine if he came to visit. A Waldun thread with the man himself...

>>18175720

Love to see it. Based as fuck.

>>18172448
Post some pics of Saskia
That bitch floats my boat for reasons i can't explain.
Anyone have nudes of Saskia?

>>18175891
you just know she would freak out and write about if someone made a sperme hommage to her. SOMEONE DO IT

>>18175908
Does she have a blog or something other than instagram?

>>18175938
in the last waldun thread there were a bunch of images of her (none nude) but I don't know where they got them and the thread is no longer archived

>>18175964
There can be no poetry after the last Waldun thread was lost

>>18175964
They're on her instagram. It's not worth seeking out.

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>>/lit/thread/S18146522#p18148239

>>18176007
God bless you anon

I just want him to advise me on how to dress better!

>>18176007

My man.

Saskia is meh, dime a dozen on any college campus. Would still hit of course.

>>18174254
>good will hunting
kek

>>18172611
>tis
Go back

>>18172448
Stop trying to shill this stupid faggot.

>>18175720
weak

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>shill

>>18175720
bro cant you hold it for a week anad give us a real tribute?

>>18172611

Just in case anyone doesn’t know the guy who continuously and incessantly posts a picture of that stupid fucking book on every post he makes is the author or said book himself. He admitted as much on an older threat that was about something like “have you written a book /lit/?” Etc.

Holy fuck shit it annoyed the fuck out of me to see this mediocre cunt shill himself in every single threat trynna pass it off as an authentic popularity of his book fuck me dead he’s as bad as Waldun or Gardner or some shit

>>18176841

At this point others are posting it for shits and giggles.

>visit /lit/ for the first time in years
>this is the first thread I see

>>18175720
Based

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Witnessed
Good shit my meta-ironic brother, truly we are giving proper respect to the great revivalist of renaissance.

>>18176841
You're just jealous that you don't have and will never have a book to shill

>>18176857
>Horia Belcea
I am forgotten...

>>18174911
Jannies are trannies