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1815416 No.1815416 [Reply] [Original]

never forget /lit/


be yourself!

>> No.1815419

>implying one cannot be oneself

>> No.1815424

>>1815419
maybe

but it's easy to forget that you are not yourself

right?

>> No.1815426

>>1815419
>implying one can ever be one's self

>> No.1815443
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1815443

IF WE ALL ACT LIKE OURSELVES WE WOULD BE CONFORMING

>> No.1815445

>>1815443
that doesn't make sense

>> No.1815448
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>>1815445
IF EVERYTHING MADE SINCE THEN WHAT WOULDNT MAKE SINCE!

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>>1815443
Sheen ain't got shit on Britney.

>> No.1815461

really now. shameless child

>> No.1815470

>>1815461
i have to teach this board how to be happy again

>> No.1815475 [DELETED] 

Disregard that, I suck dicks

>> No.1815476

everyone is happy without you.

>> No.1815484

>>1815476
:(

>> No.1815504

>>1815484
it's okay. just don't make fun of fat girls again. then again, you are not going to learn are you

>> No.1815512

>>1815504
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ7pGbIT6xo

He's just fattist.

>> No.1815519

>>1815504
>>1815512
i think it was obv from the beginning of this thread that i was empowering that girl for being herself

>> No.1815520

The sad thing is that fat girls are usually the most pleasurable to associate with intellectually. Too bad they are disgusting.

>> No.1815523

>>1815519
you don't do it that way.

>> No.1815525

they aren't disgusting they're adorable

>> No.1815537
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>>1815525
No, this girl is adorable. Now stop arguing with me inferior saprophyte.

>> No.1815545

>>1815537
im a catamite

im superior

you're just a namefag (more like no-namefag lol)

>> No.1815547

how much cooler would lady gaga be if she were that fat. i'm gonna say 200% min

>> No.1815557

>>1815547
yea this is a good idea. although in that case, she won't be known to all the worlds.

>> No.1815558

>>1815545
I'd probably hit you right in your face right now and break my hand trying to injure you. (supposing you are a female). I'd continue the parade of honor by turning 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.1815566

>>1815558
this is one uppity clown

>> No.1815567

>>1815558
>catamite
>female
woah

>> No.1815577

>>1815547

fat gaga would be cooler than fat katy perry, but what about fat rihanna?

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>>1815566
>>1815567

>My actual face right now.

>> No.1815579

>black
>fat
two things that just don't go together

>> No.1815585

>>1815579
have you ever seen a black person in your life. fat always looks better with a tan

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>>1815567
>>1815566
>my actual face right now

>> No.1815589

>>1815585
no

fat black men>fat white men

fat black women<fat white women

>> No.1815590

>>1815589

>Big Momma's House went on to gross over $117 million at the US box office, and with a worldwide total just under $174 million.

>> No.1815595

>>1815589
niggerugay.jpg

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>>1815589
lol @ u

>> No.1815606

>>1815597

Queen Latifah is exactly as disgusting as her white counterpart, Kirstie Alley.

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>>1815586
I've noticed I have a tendency to get plagiarized when I hit a nerve.

Also, only midlevel citizen shows the teeth when they smile. You should now (it's a sign of insecurity and fear).

>> No.1815620

>>1815590
Big Momma is actually a black man

>>1815597
there are some exceptions

>> No.1815626

"Big Momma is actually a black man" is the apex of intellectual discourse on /lit/. We should just close the forum down and disperse to the four winds of /co/, /mu/, /adv/, and /d/, cos it's not gonna get any better than that

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>>1815626
>the forum

>> No.1815634

>>1815626
>and /d/
One of these things is not like the others.

>> No.1815640

>>1815634
I know, the other three have no serious relevancy to your average /lit/sketeer

>> No.1815650

Should i kill myself if i find this fatty cute?

>> No.1815670

>>1815650
it's quite okay to be attracted to what you are attracted to.

>> No.1815671

>>1815670
unless you're attracted to animals, children, people outside your race, or members of the same gender

>> No.1815672

>>1815671
that's fine. however, consequence of your actions is quite another matter.

>> No.1815678

>>1815650
yeah, but only because she screwed up on photoshopping one of the cutesy rounded edges on this picture.

>> No.1816740

>>1815672
>unless you're attracted to...children
>>1815672
>that's fine.

>> No.1816752

Look at how small her feet are, that's amazing. How do they support her weight? How does she maintain balance? It's like sticking toothpicks in a cupcake and trying to get it to stand up, it's uncanny.

The human body amazes me sometimes.

>> No.1816762

>>1816752
>It's like sticking toothpicks in a cupcake and trying to get it to stand up
This is easy if you have three toothpicks

>> No.1816765

>>1816762

Unfortunately the simile only allows for two.

>> No.1816778

>>1816765
Who nkows she might have a third toothpick. I wouldn't be surprised