/lit/ - Literature

>>18146522
You attention seeking faggot, there’s already one R Chink Waldo thread is that not enough for you? You couldn’t have posted this in that thread? You dumb cunt. You waste of atoms. Delete this and I may forgive your retardation.

>>18146538
You mean the thread full of Waldun haters? I WILL NOT STAND BACK WHILE YOU PIGS REJOICE OVER SHOOTING LOADS OF CUM AT HIS PICTURES AND LAUGH ABOUT IT!
YOU WILL ANSWER TO US AND CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>18146522
Huh, Waldunchads? More like WalDUMDUMS

>>18146538
Waldunfag
Accfag
Guenonfag

How do we stop them when jannies do nothing?

you cannot ridicule waldun if you havent matched his accomplishments

>>18146576
by not bumping the threads, faggot. Holy fucking retards

>>18146562
WALDUMDUMS IRREVOCABLY BTFO

>>18146580
Waldun didnt actually get published

>>18146562
Waldenfags... it's over

>>18146589

>>18146585
>waldun gets multiple threads that reach 300 posts in a day
>goethe gets slid off the board because no one responds
Just stop complaining bro.

>>18146606
>>18146580
waldunchads... I kneel...sir...amazing

>>18146522
>/lit/ is for the discussion of literature, specifically books (fiction & non-fiction), short stories, poetry, creative writing, etc.

ummmm waldunhaterbros....

>>18146606
But Waldun's book is a retelling of Goethe's Werther

>>18146620
I love that even though the words he typed were sincere and understanding you can still feel the seethe underlying them.

will someone PLEASE tell me about the book that Waldun is currently co-writing with that beatnik poet guy? What's it about? When will it be released?

>>18146648
alternatively, when will L'academie be released? I know some of you are on Waldun's discord. You know the answers. TELL US HIS SECRETS

>>18146648
Its basically this
>From the distance I could see, how my fellow and now apprentice writer Timur was being closely followed by a bulky but attractive stranger.
>The coolness of his eyes... The coldness of a killer... or worse... Of one that has tasted the Asiatic extasis of...
>I snapped back to reality, I stopped reminiscing about my younger days... When I was but a mere plaything for strong and muscular stallions of every race that compose mankind... and even when of a literal stalling... Just thinking... about his equine pillar entering my soft and pink insides...
>that just made my duodenum shudder with anticipation... appreciated and loved my young Timur...
>but my arse.. my arse ached for a big meat rod that Timur with his Indian ascendency and small penile length would not be able to provide...
>I would take the streets at night... The legend of the devourer of phalluses would rise again!
>I would take that nom de guerre again... Waldun. W.C Waldun until I become satisfied with the seed of hundred, no thousand of men...

>>18146522
Is that Pim Tool?

>>18146522
>Illegally shared
Intellectual property is a spook

>>18146522
STOP SPAMMING THIS RIDICULOUS TWINK!
POST ABOUT REAL WRITERS AND REAL BOOKS LIKE PIC RELATED!

>>18146522
STOP SPAMMING THIS RIDICULOUS TWINK!
POST ABOUT REAL WRITERS AND REAL BOOKS LIKE PIC RELATED!

In this youtube video, he claims that he has finished L'Academie. Now he is looking for an agent so he can get it traditionally published

https://youtu.be/CZed5JHECFY

Waldun is a bitch as nigga yo

>>18146522
STOP SPAMMING THIS RIDICULOUS TWINK!
POST ABOUT REAL BOOKS AND REAL WRITERS LIKE PIC RELATED!

Why do people hate Waldun? There are other bad authors, I don't understand /lit/'s obsession with him.

>>18146749
We don't hate him. We're eagerly anticipating his new novel

>>18146749
because he sets himself up as the leader of some "scene" that he thinks is going to change the literary world when in fact he's a clueless spoiled university brat LARPing as Joyce/Keruoac/Wilde and basically playing out a fantasy of being an artist while having no discernable talent.

I shall take up arms, and sacrifice my life if need be, to defend Waldun's honour.
Please, allow me to join your cause and to surrender my services to his name!

>>18146522
STOP SPAMMING THIS RIDICULOUS TWINK!
POST ABOUT REAL BOOKS AND REAL WRITERS LIKE PIC RELATED!

>>18146522
STOP SPAMMING THIS RIDICULOUS TWINK!
POST ABOUT RELA WRITERS AND REAL BOOKS LIKE PIC RELATED!

>>18146795
>it still has an almoust 4 rating
he won.

>>18146795
I wonder if Waldun read those reviews? I bet he seethed hard and cried.

>>18146858
a poo qt3.14 liked his book

> Padiecakes rated it "really liked it" (4 stars)
I love how wholesome the story is and how different it is from reading a book back in the olden times and a book today because it's understandable and captivating. It feels contemporary yet classic.

If you follow the author's Youtube channel, somehow throughout reading the story, I'm pretty sure you'd feel as if there are inserts of R.C. Waldun's lessons/advocacies on youtube in the story itself. It is straight to the point and inspiring with not too many details of what is going around and somehow reading this made me resonate with the main character, Arthur in learning how to grow and still being satisfied by the littlest of things. The slow pace of this story also makes the reader feel as if they are a part of Arthur's journey.

The love story however and scenes with Veda felt too repetitive and complex.

>>18146919
based padiecakes, Imagine how cute and fun she must be

>>18146580
why the fuck would I want any of those things unironically?
>everything worth writing about has been written
>having a following kills any chance at authenticity
>being published transforms you from an artist into a seller of commercial products

>>18147084
cope

>>18147084
> Random Penguin offers him a book deal to be part of their Penguin Classics
> no thanks, I want to remain authentic, I don't want to be a commercial sell out

>>18146522
>WALDUNCHADS WE MUST FIGHT BACK!
They heard our call!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzAqf00sFII

>>18147483
this is really embarassing. Just write and stop talking about writiting and being a writer, jesus christ

>>18147483
I'd like to fuck Saskia, she's cute

>>18147528
That's literally what their entire movement is about, retard.
They wrote a novel in 2 weeks.

>>18147540
Their entire movement is based around LARPING as bohemians when they're all uppity rich kids? got it

>>18147483
Saskia is fucking cringe, my god. I couldn’t watch anymore

>>18147483
Waldun is looking dapper at 4:43

>>18147543
Oh yeah, Waldun, about to finish his THIRD NOVEL by age 20, is LARPing. You're a jealous little pussy joke.

>>18147546
>>18147545
>>18147543
>>18147540
>>18147534
>>18147528
>>18147483
Is this what Australia has to offer to the literary world? I'm sorrie aussie bros, but you guys need to get yout shit together

>>18147483
>planning the creation of a literary movement. It would be fine if they were 15, but being in their 20s really makes this hard to watch

YOU JUST KNOW THAT THIS BITCH IS GETING DOUBLE PENETRATED EVERY NIGHT BY JAY AND JAIDYN WHILE WALDUN WATCHES. SHE WONT LET WALDUN TOUCH HER UNTIL JAY AND JAIDYN HAVE FINISHED AND SHE HAS CUMMED BECAUSE SHE KNOWS ROBIN WONT SATISFIE HER. AFTER JAY AND JAIDYN ARE DONE RAW DOGGING HER WALDUN GETS TO INSERT HIS DING DONG AND LICK JAY AND JAIDYN'S CUM

>>18147563
i thibk they are the cirngiest ones on campus. desu tho most people in college are cringe, specially in arts college

>>18147558
Third novel? He wrote something after Learned Disguise and L'Academie?

>>18147563
No this is Melbourne, the faggoty AIDs ridden arsehole of our country.

>>18147627
He's finishing up a collaborative novel with Jay and Jaden (it's discussed in the vid). He is also working on another still untitled novel privately.

>>18147661
>privately.
He puts more effort in his videos about writing than he does in writing.

>>18147677
His videos are his job, you poor cunt.

>>18147661
I only made it 57 seconds before I closed the tab from secondhand cringe. I stopped when the camera did a close up of Waldun wiggling his tongue around like he's writing cursive with his tongue in the air

>>18147677
>>18147543
I think I'll go to another thread. This one is beginning to reek of lower-class.

>>18147695
care to explain how he affords his dandy clothes, his apartment and his DSLR solely on youtube money? Mom and dad pay everything for him, his has no job and hasn't actually worked a day in his life

>>18147716
These poories just jelly because Waldun, Jay, Jayden, and Sakura are starting their own publishing company with their own money

So many poorbois crying in the thread XD. And they're stuck with their parents' poor genes!

>>18146522
>chads
>If I wear a bow tie it will show how unique i am
Fag

>>18147756
>>18147743
>>18147716
>>18147695
Waldunchads, we have won. L'academie will be finished in the coming weeks and Waldun will win the Literature Nobel and destroy all the jelly sissy anonsies

>>18147767
It shows how Dark Academia he is. Educate yourself.

shut the fuck up. i know it's just one guy trying to meme this kid. you're not funny it's just annoying

>>18147775
Hurrah! Three cheers for RC Waldun! Hiphip-

>>18146522
This Waldun Stuff has to be the gayest larping ever. Seems like I really am the one who has to create a new type of culture

>>18147614
Why does she have chains on her glasses?

>>18147861
Seduction

Imagine kissing Waldun on his chubby Asian cheeks. He recoils in shock and his face lights up beetroot red. “Hah, sensitive aren’t you? Well how about this...” Imagine pinning him down against the wall, your hands pressed against his wrists, his arms above his head, and you furiously snogging his pert little Chinese doll lips. Imagine your wet slimy tongue penetrating him, and his silly little scrunched up face of confusion after you’re finished.

>>18147900
seriously you have to stop

>>18147861
It’s so you can take them off without misplacing them, they just hang around the neck. You mostly see old people do it

>>18147861
She has given up looking good in order to be comfortable. Its a sign of defeat.

>>18147900

>>18147933
The chains aren't for comfort, they're for style. A lame style, but still a style. You're an idiot.

>>18147483
>pronounce ‘fruition’ as ‘frutition’ at 0:58
These niggas are hopeless.

>>18147900
continue

>>18147483
This shit is hilariously bad

>>18147974
>whatever flavor your vape was
my god

>>18147483
What if Waldun's new publishing company becomes the next Simon & Schuster or Harper Collins? It'll be funny if future /lit/ retards submit their manuscripts to Waldun, begging for a chance to be traditionally published

>>18147944
See>>18147918

>>18148000
that all depends of how rich her (yes her) chink parents are

>>18146522
I don't get trying to make a "literary movement"; that shit happens when the tides of culture move in new direction, or authors create something groundbreaking and well regarded, not when a couple fags want their names immortalized.

>>18147483
All you retards can make fun of this but how many participate in actual literature discussions?

>>18148039
The idea is that after they publish they first book via their new publishing company, people will be so enamored with their writing style, whatever it is, and demand to be a part of it, read more of it, more books written in the style. Then the publishing company will automatically have lots of authors to print and money to make

>>18148059
If they had some talent that COULD possible happen. But just looking at >>18147974
and at the excepts of Waldun writing I really really doubt it.

>>18147563

>>18147614
Ridiculous. You know for a fact she wants to drink his brown

>>18148092
holy cringe

>>18147614

Is this canon?

>>18148039
>I don't get trying to make a "literary movement"; that shit happens when the tides of culture move in new direction, or authors create something groundbreaking and well regarded, not when a couple fags want their names immortalized.
I'm actually not sure if this is historically accurate, lots of movements are tied to manifestos.

That said, I don't know what Waldruns thinking (and writing) is all about.
Some sort of "actually life live", Dead Poet Society in a world where being gay actually gives social bonus points
?

>>18146603
Published and self published are two different things, anon.

>>18148092
holy shit this guy is an actual retard lol

>>18147483
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

>>18147900

>>18148177
manifestos and movements have goals to be achieved. Some Art movements can disrupt a whole nations visions of aesthethic like the ''Semana de Arte Moderna'' in Brazil. Whats their goal besides being instagram famous?

>>18148232
CUTE! Do you think she would be infatuated knowing we're stalking her?

>>18148227
From what I gather from Waldun's instagram, he wants to live in a world of Midnight in Paris, where people wearing dark academia clothing can sit in cafes and write novels on their typewriters, like an enclave of educated, academic luddites

And what about this Saskira girl? What does she write?

>>18148004
Listen you morons, yes the chain has a practical function, BUT THAT IS NOT WHY SHE IS WEARING IT. She is wearing it for Dark Academia Style. If you don't know what that is by now, you're hopeless. The movement will go on without you.

I live in Melbourne. Where does Waldun hang out so me and my apex bois can pay him a visit?

>>18148239
I invested 3 minutes of my detective pikatchu skills

>>18148252
https://www.herhq.net/author/saskia/

>>18148275
As if any of the incels of this shithole would do anything.

>>18147483
LARP

>>18148284
Bruv Im from Dandenong.

https://instagram.com/chaupaemisque
https://instagram.com/r.c.waldun
https://instagram.com/jaidynpoetry
https://instagram.com/jaytheauthor

Jay is the only chad in the group, look at him mogging the chinks

>>18148283
well, that settles it. This new printing company isn't the next Hachette Press

does this chink actually teach a fucking class? i finally watched a video and he mentioned teaching a fucking creative writing class? what the fuck!

they really like their ally ways

>>18148283
>and how
I've tried reading that paragraph three times and I think she made a mistake somewhere.

>>18148317
Yeah, I couldn't believe he was a writing teacher. No wonder Australia has such a dearth of good novels. Generations of literature teachers like Waldun.

I'm still going to buy all of his books

>>18148291
More like nan on dong lel

>>18148316
waldun needs to change his haircut jesus christ

>>18148317
He taught at least one creative writing class at his old highschool

>>18148329
teach it where? isn't this fucker like 19?

>>18148327
She forgot a verb. But she's an esl, originally from Denmark

>>18147974
They truly are reviving the beat generation...

>>18148329
>>18148327
Why are you so jelous? Robin is a man who takes art to the streets and brings it back to the streets and malls and cafeterias where it originates.
Your profs are academics who's not even seen a cafe from the inside.
LOL

>>18148335
>>18148340
He probably taught after school in an informal setting

>>18148340
Australia has no good books. He's joking.

>>18148327
nothing wrong with her grammar and how she introduced her project.

>>18147974
It’s not that bad

>ITT: Depressed ugly incels hating on attractive young people living a literary renaissance

>>18148352
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17c1bqwQBu4

4:38. Who is paying this tard to teach them writing?

>>18148354
between "and how" there should be a verb like showcase or study.
>and study how the contemporary...

>>18148361
pls

>>18148378
Ok, but imagine he never published Learned Disguise. We don't know he writes in Engrish with esl grammar. Blue watch 11:00 of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpuDIF6YXaI

I'd feel excited. Wow, this guy looks smart, he talks confidently and excitedly, and he's planning a series of lectures about his own book because it's so deep and there are so many motifs and symbolism to unpack. That image, his public facade, is how he gets customers.

>>18148426
>his public facade
I don't think it's more or less facade than showing any interest

>>18148377
Who? Why?

>>18148440
Wow, the great Butterfly? On my thread?

>>18148426
RC Waldun has fooled himself (and /lit/ by extent) into thinking he's a writer/philosopher. He's not. If you look at his origins he's a kid who bought a lot of self-help material and then learned how to pass of those empty platitudes as his own wisdom. He was a kid who got conned and instead of learning how to find his passion, he learned how to be a con artist. Now he's conning his viewers/himself.

>>18148455
He says that he's finished the entire manuscript of L'Academy though, and this time, he's going to get it properly published from a legitimate publishing house

>>18148455

>>18148455
>con artist
he's 20 and writing regularly, nothing to complain about

>>18148367
im attractive and young and this still makes me seethe

>>18146522
Waldun haters be like:
>IM NOT SEETHING IM NOT SEETHING
meanwhile Waldunchads be like:
>wow we just got the greatest novel of the xxi century thanks waldun

>>18147483
>>18147964
>F R U T I T I O N

>>18147084
coping fag

>>18148377
Fiona?

>>18147483
>Frutition
>innit
t. Retard with Camera

>I still taste the past in my mouth.
>it tastes like coffee and cigarettes and whatever flavour your vape was.
>I no longer know what love is.
>will I even want it again?
t. E-faggot

The Waldunian Literary Movement ladies and gentleman.

>>18146522
Is that the call of the crocodile guy?

>>18147202
>penguin classics
Ah, the same distinction given to Morrissey's autobiography, you'd be insane to turn that down.

>>18148232
Post more sexy Saskia
Does anyone have nudes?

>>18148477
>>18148484
>>18148510
I am one of the top Waldun scholars on the planet and yes, he is a confidence man. It's all in his videos. Listing his lies and contradictions would take hours.
Unfortunately there are enough morons out there who believed Waldun and have given credit to him -- I'm talking about Jay and Jayden. These guys believed Waldun got "famous" from his intellectualism instead of just playing the YouTube game. Now Waldun has to keep up the appearance of being an intellectual, dark academia book nut, when deep down he doesn't have the passion for it. But he got friends out of it (friends who are actually passionate about this stuff) and they're dumb enough to think he has talent, so he's gonna keep playing along.
The con has become him. He has to write novels. He has to (pretend) to read Gravity's Rainbow. He has to start a literary movement. This is what he has built himself up to be and you can see him trying to wriggle out of it constantly in his new videos (ex, read less books, Sedaris is as good as Shakespeare, and so on). I don't know when it's going to happen, but at some point the wheels are going to fall off this thing and it will be glorious. It's the best character study on YouTube and I highly recommend you check it out.
It's what happens when Zoomers are raised by self-help books.

>>18148679
I am the toppest Waldun scholar. I leaked the discord sometime early this month. I have unbelievable dirt on him, and he's sent me maybe over $500 in shit. So gullible.

>>18148716
Based Jaidyn lmao

>>18148716
Waldun has no dirt. He's squeaky clean. Once he gets a girlfriend and ex-girlfriend it's gonna be a shitshow, though. Especially with the crowd he hands around.

>>18148716
why did Waldun sent you $500 in shit?

>>18148724
I was pre-Jaiden Jaiden. I even write awful poetry.

>>18148724
Do you think Jaidyn is going to try and steal his gf? He looks the type

>>18148716
why is he antagonistic towards /lit/ there, doesn't he understand the support he gets for his lifestyle from anons here? Not very smart

>>18146522
I have no idea who this faggot is and I don't care to find out.

If you're willing to pay the $5 he responds to everything on Patreon. His review of Gravity's Rainbow alone is with the price of admission.

>>18147974
>typewriter on an index card on a color swatch

>>18148736
This is the only proof I have that he said to me he wants to touch dead bodies.

>>18148741
He gave me his old camera in hopes of me becoming a Youtuber with him. I got pretty close to his circle and his friends even shipped us.

>>18148763
based tranny dabbing on Waldun

>>18148763
Sure buddeh. These have all been posted before. Keep dreaming

>>18148763
fake

>>18148763
>Poe's idea that there's something poetic about the death of a beautiful woman.
Thousands of people are subscribed to this man.

>>18148782
I'll post an original.

does waldoon get pussy?

>>18148800
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

>>18148812

>>18148802
He claimed that he plans to die celibate, but he's gone on at least one date.

>>18148818
I... I KNEEL!

>>18148818
Why does this faggot censor his swear words like a little child

>>18148716
>>18148763
>>18148800
>>18148818
Spill it, Cooper. What's R.C. Waldun hiding?

>>18148839
And he uses emojis. And writes stories about his disgusting scatological adventures. God help us.

>>18148842
I'll make my own thread about it one day.

>>18148848
>And he uses emojis. And writes stories about his disgusting scatological adventures
Both of those things are based though.

Guys, I love Waldun. His pseud life brings me joy. My favourite /lit/tuber ever.

>>18148875
Same. Waldun's is /lit/ official pet/mascot

>>18147483
1:57 These rich kids are so sheltered they don't even know how to tape a piece of paper to a wall.

>>18148851
I expect great, juicy things, Cooper.

plan for someone who lives in Melbourne

>make bumble & tinder acc
>use online pics of cutesy nerd
>pretend to be bookish white girl
>match with Waldun
>post results

>>18149001
You forgot the most important part
>1v1 him (In minecraft)

>>18147483
2:24 >lovely Frodos

>>18148901
I cringed so hard when Jay got visibly nervous talking about how a security guard walked past them and how he thought that the security guard would ask him to take down his letter.

>>18148377
I still hit it

>>18148716
that is it, I am not gonna rest until this chinky retards kills himself.
In minecraft

I'll link the cum tribute thread:
>>/lit/thread/S17989874#p17989964
Enjoy

>>18148377
>>18148236
These two are the same person. You can tell by the tattoo.
>>18148248
Supposedly that's her too!? If so, the dark academia style works!

>>18147084
Based

>>18148291
>boasting about living in a poor people containment area

>>18147483
>waldun is drinking a barista bros
Wtf thats my favourite choccy milk now I have to stop drinking it

>>18147483
I wish I was rich and had friends too

>>18148302
https://www.instagram.com/johnthatguyyouknow/

tho

>>18148302
https://bibliogram.pussthecat.org/p/COF1hRglViB
why does everything about them seem so artificial?

>>18149584
they are all the same, except >>18148440 obviously

>>18150406
That’s because it is artificial. They aren’t being their true selves in any way, they’re simply acting and writing like what they think a “bohemian writer” should act and write like. There is no original thought here, just imitation

>>18150535
This guy gets it.
They're more in love with the idea of being a "bohemian writer" than they are with actually producing anything of worth. So long as they get keep their play act going that's the most important thing for them. Turning out decent work is a secondary consideration. If they are even capable of it.

>>18148361
What do you mean? There is absolutely nothing interesting or even remotely original about it and the fact that someone would think it was good enough to stick on a wall for the public to read is fucking laughable.
The "I can still taste your xyz" or "I can still feel" shit is so overused I can't believe a serious writer would bother using it. I literally had to pace around the room after seeing this shit

>>18147779
> Walden threads get 300 replies every time
> just one guy

i'm sorry but the term
>waldunchads
just fucking crack me up. its like the funniest word to me right now.

>>18150754
How about waldenfags?