/lit/ - Literature

Woah! *yanks collar to release my shirt-steam* He writes like that!

>>18145134
Yeah he uses meme arrows and green text

>>18145162
>he hasn´t read Race Car Waldun collected shitposts

>>18145114
the Norman Mailer of our generation

>>18145114
This guy needs to get his ass kicked just once and then maybe he might tone it down a bit and start making good videos.

>>18145114
Arthur is so annoying and self centered I just wanted this faggot to die in the most brutal way

>>18145301
this is Gass, right?

>>18145114
what did he mean by ''thud!''? Is it an onomatopoeia or did he say 'thud'?

>>18145114
What a poser faggot

>>18145474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x3KSXMXzwM

>>18145114
Do you guys think the aussie anon is serious about killing him?

>>18145589
i hope so

>>18145589
Aussies are based so probably

>>18145474
its like...
"CRASH!"
"Mom made pancakes for breakfast!"

>>18145581
>tfw waldun had just reached legal age to drink when he wrote the book

Aw shit, here we go again

>>18145589
People didn’t believe Brenton Tarrant, and look how that turned out

>No one has wrote in his youtube channel that they would like to be their little tampon baby

>>18145772
wouldn't Waldun's death by the hands of a maniac aussie who hates his writing actually make him more popular? People would start reading A Learned Disguise and someone would finish L'academie and they would unironically call them 'masterpieces'. This anon might actually be doing Waldun a favor

>>18145740

>>18145814
Absolutely. It would be in Walden’s best interest for him to get murdered desu

>>18145815
based pippin and merry poster
>>18145837
anyone knows at which minecrafter servers waldun plays? wink wink

>>18145589
We’re all going to be in a lot of trouble if that anon goes and kills him

>>18145858
>We
no
just the murderer lol

Waldun needs to write L'Academie, not only to prove all the /lit/ faggots wrong, but to be the first Australian to write a good novel. Someone who has access to his personal discord needs to tell us what Waldun is planning on writing

>>18145869
We will be seen as accomplices or motivators to the death of Waldun (pbuh)

>>18145884

are you seriously starting another waldun thread. why is this board like this. im actually seething right now because of this.

>>18145884
I suggest adding the characters from the first novel, and then adding equivalents of his new friends
> Arthur
> Gretel
> Felix
> Timur
and then he'll add his poet friends
> Jay
> Jaiden

>>18145892
i dont want him to die desu I just want him to get embarrassed and leave the internet

>>18145918
why? He's accomplished more than most. For one thing, he has a novel published, depending on your definition of published

>>18145936
have you even read the novel? kek

>>18145936
*He has self published a novel
ftfy

>>18145114
Wow op... Your shitpost, its like... I can almost see the words... in front of me!

>>18145940
Yes, and I give him a pass due to his eslness. Besides his proses, what is so terrible about LD?

> plot bad
The plot of LD taken directly from Sorrows of Young Werther, which is a classic

> it's wish fulfillment for being a writer
The ending of Lord of the Rings and Little Women are both that the main character write LOTR and LW, respectively. To a lesser extent Camus and the Plague and Nabokov and Lolita employ the same format, but it's more of them editing their diaries after the event

> Timur is a racist caricature of a sniveling, easily impressed, small brained pre-Indian independence pajeet
this one is harder, but it's most likely that RC didn't intend for the character to be like this, he's just clueless about how Timur would be perceived

>>18145994
>I give him a pass due to his eslness
Why do people do this? Like it shouldn’t be required for him to LEARN about correct fucking grammar and punctuation when he’s trying to be a WRITER. He should be lambasted for calling himself a writer and being so shit at it, not mollycoddled and given a pat on the head for trying.

>>18145994
Fuck off waldun you little talentless cunt

>>18145936
>he has a novel published
self published*

>>18145994
>Yes, and I give him a pass due to his eslness.

Being an ESL and writing with clunky wording or grammar mistakes is one thing, writing like he did is another.

> The ending of Lord of the Rings and Little Women are both that the main character write LOTR and LW, respectively. To a lesser extent Camus and the Plague and Nabokov and Lolita employ the same format, but it's more of them editing their diaries after the event

Those books aren't entirely about writing and putting self insert characters into the shoes of a promising young writer who fulfills all their real life dreams.

>I snapped back to reality

>>18146030
I give him a pass because it must be fucking hard to be a chink in the western world. All his heros were white and wrote in English, and although he couldn't achieve the first, he could at least attempt the second. This was compounded by his obsession with dark academia and the glamour of being a writer

>>18146072
He is a rich chink that speak perfect english.
He has no excuse.

>>18146078
>speak perfect english.

This is kind of weird. I know that speaking a language doesn't translate perfectly into writing well, but he seems fairly eloquent in his videos (I only watched 2 though) and the one blogpost I read was also not this bad.

>>18146072
>This was compounded by his obsession with dark academia and the glamour of being a writer
he just wants to dress like it. he should unironically just post on /fa/

>>18146123
>he just wants to dress like it. he should unironically just post on /fa/
He would end becoming a SAINTS LAURENT PARIS ROCKSTAR like all the other chinks.

>>18146039
> Those books aren't entirely about writing and putting self insert characters into the shoes of a promising young writer who fulfills all their real life dreams.
Yeah, you do have a point there. Frodo and Jo March would'nt be beloved characters if they spent 160 pages going on and on about I is a writer. If RCW had spent more than 3 days writing his book, maybe he would've realized this and added something, anything besides me is writing, to his book

oh no no no

>>18147175
holy shit how tall is he? lmao

>>18147175
>>18147244
If any bikefags know the make of this bike and could find out how tall it is, we can deduce the rest from that

>>18147244
looks about 5'10

>>18147175
LOL these photos of him are hilarious. Can you imagine asking someone to take a pic of you and then posing like that?

>>18147175
>>18147244
I think its edited

>>18145936
>>18145994
fuck off chink

>>18147352
????????????????? why?

>>18147273
That’s not 5’10

>>18145884
>the first Australian to write a good novel
He wouldn't be the first:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_White

We had a thread some years ago about a text where White talks about his fascination with learning languages (especially Hungarian) and remembers his time spent in churches in his childhood. He seemed to have a lot in common with Joyce.

>>18147352
>>18147376
Waldo-kun... Don’t... lie it’s not edited

>>18147263
Its a suzuki, by the shape it looks like a boulevard s40 or something similar, those are like 86 inches tall.

>>18147417
I mean 43 inches.
Fuck, I confused height with lenght.

>>18147263
Compare his height to the width of the curb.
Curbs in the US are generally 6”, not sure about Australia

>>18145994
>taken directly from Sorrows of Young Werther
That doesn't mean the plot is good.

I don't think you can call LOTR 'wish fullfillment' just because a character supposedly wrote the book. That seems less like a self-insert, and more like a clever way of explaining book's existence.

>>18147442
Middle-earth is supposed to be our world as after the War of the Ring and the elvens left our wolrd became more and more devoid of magic and Frodo writing the book is just one of the ways that things tie together;
>Middle-earth’, by the way, is not a name of a never-never land without relation to the world we live in (like the Mercury of Eddison). It is just a use of Middle English middel-erde (or erthe), altered from Old English Middangeard: the name for the inhabited lands of Men ‘between the seas'. And though I have not attempted to relate the shape of the mountains and land-masses to what geologists may say or surmise about the nearer past, imaginatively this ‘history’ is supposed to take place in a period of the actual Old World of this planet.
Letter #165

With that said, anyone could argue that every piece of fiction is wish fullfilment to some degree and they would probably be right but Waldun's novel is clearly just his fanfic and Arthur and everything surrounding him is definitively something Waldun had or wish he had. The Failed romance with Varda ( I forgot her name and read it this morning) is probably his way to romantize the actual relation he had with a girl

>>18147438
the curb is barely visible you dumb fuck

>>18145270
Mailer was a pretentious cunt but at least he could stab his wife. This fag looks like he'd struggle to butter toast.

bump

>>18147175
This feels forced.

>>18148951
everything he do is forced

>>18147175
Reminds me of the Moldbug leather jacket pics