/lit/ - Literature

>>18132193
He'd only post here to get an idea of the modern underground man.

>>18132193
kafka would either be here or a massive redditor

He'd post on the /bet/ general on /sp/

>>18132193
H.P. Lovecraft
>NEET
>Racist
>Agoraphobic
>Wrote for the closest thing the 1920's had to an imageboard.
>Social life consisted of writing to other writers.
>Foresaw the horrors of the modern world.
>Wished he was born a century earlier.
The original anon. Eternal king of 4chan.

>>18132259

Lovecraft would live on 4chan.

>>18132193
Would have been making anonymous announcements about the comming revolution every day

No doubt.

>>18132307
Imagine the threads he would post. All other OPs would truly be faggots by comparison.

Bukowski, a true degenerate

>>18132259
This is undeniable.

>>18132392

He'd probably get called a schizo posting fag to be honest.

>>18132193
Emily Dickinson.
>Hikikomori
>Rejected publishers.
>Shunned fame.
>Still needed readers to test her poetry on.
We would be the guinea pigs in her /lit/erary experiments.

He'd be here, /pol/ and /mlp/ for sure.

>>18132428
Would she post feet?

Emily Bronte was an autistic NEET, so her

>>18132403
He was the original anon in every possible respect. Other people can be king/queen of individual boards, but Lovecraft is emperor over all of them.
>>18132419
Yes he would, but you'd still read all his posts wouldn't you? If he had a trip we would search for it every day to catch up on all his latest schizo thoughts.

>>18132491

Two posts a day about indescribable horrors and that black guy that lives down the street conspiring against him? Sure, count me in

Lovecraft and only Lovecraft. If any other great novelist had even lurked here, they probably wouldn’t have become great novelists.

>>18132475
She was from a Puritan family and never renounced it, even after she stopped going to church. I'm going to guess Dickinson would be appropriately disgusted by your footpost requests.

>>18132433
He would have lots of fun with the accfags, which makes me wonder how often Land drops in here.

Tbh dostoevsky would be (you)ing everybody in the sneedtzsche and christianity threads.

>>18132616 was meant for >>18132438

>>18132566
Checked. Count me in too.
>>18132576
I'm not so sure. /lit/ would make them stronger at dealing with critics. Other boards could bring inspiration. /g/ for cyberpunk, /int/ for adventure, /sci/ for scifi, etc.
One thing's for sure; if HPL so much as glanced at /x/ he would unleash horrors on the world that would drive the reader insane. An IRL Necronomicon.

>>18132398
Dangerous. His 2am drunkposts could push a suicidal anon over the edge.

>>18132193
Literally all authors that are intelligent

>>18132762

He'd more likely post about huge shits he took at 3am.

>>18132363
Yep

>>18132882
>NEET
>No friends
>Killed himself after the death of his parents
>Ultra racist
>Incel
>Self hating jew
>Femdom fetish
>Castrated himself
>Misanthrope
>Spenglerpilled
>Pessimist
>Antinatalist

>>18132204
too self congratulatory to call anyone on this board 'underground'

>>18132924
He'd probably spend more time on /pol posting Hitler memes and screeding about jews.

>>18132948
>screeding
you misspelt "sneeding"

>>18132936
"Underground" is just a poor translation of the title. Really the word should be "Mousehole" - basically, just some dark little forgotten hole. Not underground as in romantic resistance.

>>18132193
Nietzsche.
>Le epic power fantasies.
>Incel.
>Wrote in aphorisms.
>Was considered a psued in his time.
He would be a tripfag with a minor cult following.

>>18132226
definitely not a Redditor

>>18132193
i just read antkind and i strongly suspect kaufman browses /tv/. it was like someone greentexting how they imahine it is to be a redditor.