/lit/ - Literature

>>18125066
No, I'm not jewish

>>18125066
Yes, I have actually. I routinely read Genesis, Exodus, Psalms, and Proverbs and then the entire NT cover to cover on a yearly basis.

>>18125066
If she's Catholic she probably takes it up the poop chute.

>>18125098
If she's catholic she's been getting the pussy fucked since she turned 14 or 15

Churchgirls are turbowhores, catholics especailly

>>18125167
>Churchgirls are turbowhores
There is that oft repeated meme again. I daresay it is getting rather stale.

>>18125180
all women are whores and probably less than 1% of so called christians and catholics have actually read the bible

>>18125180
Wait a year until you're of legal age to actually have sex, then try to date one of these angelically pure churchgirls you're dreaming about.

Not only she'll be down to fuck on second date, but you'll find out there have already been a few visitors down there.

>>18125180
Stereotypes often contain a kernel of truth
Same goes for muzzies though, also turbowhores

>>18125098
Sodomy is a worse sin than fornication

I read the whole thing but not in one go. The gospels are fantastic, so is Genesis, Ecclesiastes and parts of the Psalms and Proverbs. The rest is not very good.

>>18125167
>>18125195
I'm starting to think religion isn't a factor in all of this bros

>>18125218
Tell that to catholic priests

>>18125194
Sorry but your fantasies are hardly true, Mr. Virgin.

>>18125229
No non-religious girls are ultraturbowhores

>>18125239
It's very simple -- all women are whores.

>>18125098
>>18125167
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>>18125229
>women are incapable of conceptualizing principle
>thinks it somehow matters which principles they fall under based on whichever religion presides over them

Lmao. Women are dumb beastfolk, most of which are whores.

>>18125229
It isn't, female nature is
>>18125238
Had my fair share of these tradlarping girls as a teenager, slut is a slut no matter what upbrining her parents attempted to imprint. You're the one spewing naive virgin narratives, and you'll be the fool getting sloppy 22nds on your wedding night.

>>18125259
You should stop fantasizing coomer, you are ruining your brain.

>>18125066
>No honey I have been day dreaming from last two days

>>18125088
based

>>18125066
my asshole reads it

cheap toilet paper

>>18125267
She's adorable. I want a gf so bad it hurts

>>18125274
I can smell your sweat from here

>>18125264
Didn't expect anything but three buzzwords cobbled together, as you clearly lack any sort of social and sexual experience. Honestly I'm not getting any joy from shitting on your virginal tradfantasies, but please don't kill yourself once you find your bride's pussy blown out before you've even touched her down there.

I know plenty of these girls, with anxiously conservative parents trying hard to protect their daughters - who of course start rebelling once their hormones go wild at 14, fuck bunch of guys to keep up with the cool liberal girls from their class. Then they wise up at 21 or whatever, having bodycount not much lower than your common Tinder slut, and decide to make use of their christian social cirlce to find a good reliable incel hubby to take care of them. That's where (You) come in.

You're obviously underaged so you'll disregard and forget all of this, choosing to remain in your youthful fantasies, but can't say you haven't been warned.

>>18125321
Based

>>18125321

>>18125066

I'm only up to 1 Chronicles. :/

>>18125066
I have, baby. Wanna have kids and go to Church?

>>18125321
What's the cope for this

>>18125321
Then what is the solution?

>>18125321
The stereotype in your Pic Related is far more advanced in his faith than 90% of all Catholics who fought and died for Chistendom prior to 1800.

Having an inkling about which faith is correct is the entry point, not the end.

(You) are a hundred times more "cringe" than those you mock.

>>18125180
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>>18125264
shut the fuck up, that dude is right. catholics are huge whores. t.catholic

>>18125518
Humans are huge whores. All fall short of the glory. Redemption is for all who repent of sin.

Tough shit if you don't like it.

>>18125088
based Gokubro

>>18125550
>muh repenting sin
sound like retarded shit. pretty sure this is the reason lutherans were a thing. if you rape babyes all your life and """repent""" you shouldnt go to nice sky

>>18125066
>Your eyes are brown?

>>18125518
>catholics are huge whores. t.catholic
Same. Can confirm.

>>18125066
Whats the bible say about women? Shut the fuck up bitch. Speak when spoken to or its the belt for you.

>>18125076
fpbp

>>18125666
Based Satan embracing God's Word

>>18125666
I kneel

>>18125321
We go to very different churches then.

>>18125088
Based post. Me too

>>18125514
Based

>>18125572
Brainlet take. God decides if your repentance is sincere. Not you and your lifeboat scenarios.
If you rape babbys all your life someone should make that life very short. His people are enjoined to mete out justice in His name.

>>18125607
That color is "hazel"
That's fine, we don't expect nonwhites to tell the difference.

>>18127054
She's not white. You can't have nonwhite eyes and be white

>>18127661
She's Atlantean.

You're not white. Sorry for your loss.

>>18125267
Cute, I hope she's getting some nice BBC :^)

>>18125066
I read the New Testament, comfy storytelling, original plot but overrated.
The Old Testament is basically kike mythology, so it's trash.

>>18125492
It's the final solution

>>18125066
Nobody here reads.

>>18128261
I do. Especially the Bible.

>>18125088
Actually based. Which should I read first.

>>18125066
I'm currently on my first reading of the bible, brahs. Whish me luck.

>>18127054
>That color is "hazel"
Lol no it isn't, cope harder dude.

I have hazel eyes. Hazel is literally light brown+olive green or lightbrown+olive green+blue. She has 0 green or blue in her eyes even partially.

They are just brown eyes.

>>18128543
Pic related, actual hazel eyes.

>>18125066
this forced and ubercringe meme needs to die

>>18128549
ewwww vomit eyes

>>18125514
unironic delusion
but sure, tell us why a 15 y.o. newly converted fgt is more advanced in faith than 90% of men who died for christendom before x year
god you rabble are insufferable

>>18125235
the % of priests who touch children are lower than the % of teachers who touch children, but the catholic church is to blame boohoo

>>18125066

How do you think she comes?

>>18125321
Brutal post
>this kills the tradcath larper

>>18125076
First Post is the Best Post

>>18129516
>>18125076
These two posts are severely retarded homosexuals together.

>>18125076
Based