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Sexiest book you've ever read?

>> No.18099493
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>>18099487
Lolita

>> No.18099495

>>18099493
Are you a pedo?

>> No.18099505

>tfw there are girls lurking this board rn who refuse to be my gf

>> No.18099515
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Handmaid’s Tale

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>>18099495

>> No.18099536

>>18099487
story of the eye, because a girl gave me her copy

>> No.18099563

>>18099536
Hollow out the inside
Hide a nailbomb in cavity
Wire it such that opening the front cover detonates the bomb
Return the book to her
Celebrate

>> No.18099568

>>18099536
Is this shit any good? I'm interested

>> No.18099583

>>18099536
That rocks. Happened to me with Story of O

>> No.18099585

>>18099563
Doesn't seem worth it now. Ended up starting a relationship. Similar interests.
>>18099568
It's definitely erotic. Not for the faint of heart when it comes to that stuff. The French have a unique relationship with erotic literature. If you're comfortable with The 120 Days of Sodom this would be a few steps down.

>> No.18099590

>>18099583
I didn't know how common this sort of thing was. Why did they loan it to you, if you don't mind me asking?

>> No.18099601
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>"The Fermata" by Nicholson Baker
>"A Sport and a Pastime" by James Salter
>Also "Vox" by Nicholson Baker

pic unrelated

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>>18099487
Many books in this chart did it for me.

>> No.18099647

>>18099536
How did it happen? Any tips for [Young] people looking to experience something [Like] that? Help

>> No.18099672

I just want a basic plain 7/10 girlfriend who let's me fuck her all day everyday

>> No.18099673

>>18099647
If you're currently an undergraduate I recommend taking philosophy courses that read literature. If you're out of university I suggest visiting art institutions or other places where people who read (or have read) that sort of material would gather. It's hard to give advice without knowing the circumstances. Really, it's just a matter of being in a specific type of place where a specific type of people gather.

>> No.18099694

>>18099536
>her

anon...

>> No.18099698

>>18099590
Friend of my gf, told her I was reading 120 days of Sodom. She recommended Story of O & loaned me her copy, also showed me her copy of Delta of Venus. She told me she liked Story of O for the relationship dynamic more than the actual sex. Needless to say I have the fattest crush on her but know better than to try to make a move

>> No.18099704

>>18099487
Story of the Eye.

>> No.18099712

>>18099698
There really is something with the loaning aspect, isn't there? The girl who gave me her copy did so because she was also reading it for a class. Shortly after we had met and I asked what she had been reading for her classes, she mentioned it and I pressed the point. She also described the relationship dynamic when I eventually returned the copy, but we did also both talk about the sexual stuff as well. We discussed the question "if you had to do one act described within the novel, which would it be?" Really helps you know a person.

I'm probably rambling but whatever. I hope you manage to guide your situation towards your best interests.

>> No.18099743

>>18099487
mishimas life for sale. strangs that a gay man wrote such good straight smut.

>> No.18099755

I should have known none of you would have anything interesting to say about sex
>18099712 this shit is boring

>> No.18099759

>>18099487
The Cook's Tale

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>>18099487
She looks a lot better after visiting that Architectural firm.

>> No.18099854

>>18099487
who is she?

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>>18099854
goodnight moon

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>> No.18099894

>>18099487
Venus in Furs

>> No.18099932

>>18099647
Just be yourself anon. And that includes being tall, handsome, and having adequate social skills is a must as well.

>> No.18100554

>>18099487
tiddies

>> No.18100566

>>18099563
i didn't know you used the internet, Ted.

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>>18099487
Therese Raquin

>> No.18100739

>>18099493
this

>> No.18100740

>>18100735
>Raquin
Hehe

>> No.18100771

>>18100735
insane

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huh? what's this thread about?

>> No.18100794

>>18099810
Gross, she has no shape, just a fat blob.

>> No.18100797

>>18099487
120 Days of Sodom

>> No.18100799

>>18100740
What's funny

>> No.18100812

>>18100794
naw, i seen blobs, she has some bbw quality to her

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>>18099487
List of books I've busted a nut to while reading:
>American Psycho
>120 Days of Sodom
>Justine
>Juliette
>Story of the Eye
>The Torture Garden
>Confessions of a Mask

>> No.18100903

>>18100812
She will NOT look good naked. She has a FUPA under there.

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>>18100903
I'm sure she does.

>> No.18101045

Just finished Ulysses, I found Molly's chapter hot as fuck. Not ashamed to say I busted a nut reading it, her matter of fact style of describing her sex life just did it for me

>> No.18101076

>>18099536
What's up Cliff Sargent?

>> No.18101220

>>18099743
He had a wife.

>> No.18101291

>>18099601
Great choices

>> No.18101303

>>18099625
I remember The Red and The Black forcing itself to be as family friendly as possible. Not mentioning sex in any explicit way and, paraphrasing, just keeping it at “the guy stayed the night, next morning she treated him like a peasant again”.
Or was it my copy? I doubt it really because it was a Penguin Classics

>> No.18101310

>>18100899
Ngl I did have some boners while reading American Psycho

>> No.18101340

Craving the Alpha - Part 1
Craving the Alpha - Part 2
Craving the Alpha - Part 3

>not taking the smut pill

>> No.18101356

>>18101310
Why is it that fags like Bret Easton Ellis are consistently better at writing actually hot hetero sex than most heteros are?

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>>18101310
Based.

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>>18101356
Probably because they’re not taking breaks to masturbate

>> No.18101622

>>18100735
I wanna be her bra

>> No.18101748

god imagine her legs on your shoulders, her chest under yours, pounding into her raw, her hands gripping the sheets and her eyes screwed shut in sheer ecstasy, but they flutter open as you get closer and she pulls you into a wet, sloppy kiss, and touches her forehead to yours and stares deep into your eyes when she hears your breath catch and as you spill a hot pulsing load balls deep inside her and collapse on her, she wraps her soft firm thighs around your waist, making sure not a single drop is wasted, and you pull back a bit to see her smiling serenely, content that you spent yourself inside her, she gives you tiny pecks on your nose, chin, forehead, cheeks, eyelids, as her silky hair splays on the pillow under her, around her head like a halo, and-

>> No.18102212

>>18101748
Nah, she's definitely not a virgin, so intercourse with her would be unholy

>> No.18102234

>>18099487
Inherent Vice. I had to stop reading several times to coom because I kept getting so horny while reading it.

>> No.18102257

>>18101356
Because straight men tend not to understand delayed gratification and therefore don't understand what makes the act of sex good.

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>>18099487
Obviously

>> No.18102539

Catch 22

>> No.18102541

>>18101303
The chart is called "Older Women, Younger Men", that's its theme, the books dont necessarily have to be graphic in content to be on the chart.

>> No.18102891

>>18101220
still obviously gay though

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>> No.18103010

Philosophy in the Bedroom by de Sade is under-looked, Dolmancé is based.

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>> No.18103292

>>18102983
Is this your book? No amazon or goodreads reviews

>> No.18103299

>>18103292
yes, he posted it in a "shill your own work" thread

>> No.18103445

>>18099672
So a normal girl. Just be normal and youll grt one.

>> No.18103608

>>18101748
This is EXACTLY what I mean when I say that straight people can't write hot straight erotica.

>> No.18103783

>>18103292
yes

>> No.18104028

It was an Anais Nin short story collection I found in my house when I was about 15
>>18099487
Is that the asmr girl who does the videos set at the medieval inn and stuff? She’s a lot thiccer than expected if so
>>18099515
Good answer, it really does read like Atwood’s schlick fantasy, there are girls I know who agree with this
>>18099625
Is this the older woman/younger man chart? I’m kind of feeling it right now because I’ve started to fall a little for a women I know who’s over a decade older than me

>> No.18104081

>>18103783
Any sales yet?

>> No.18104086

>>18099487
My diary.

>> No.18104089 [DELETED] 

>>18104028
>She’s a lot thiccer than expected if so
She was thinner in those videos and several years younger. She’s also bi and was in a phase of only dating women back then and now she is living with a man so is probably on birth control which doesn’t help.

>> No.18104424

>>18104081
One.

>> No.18104485

Hogg

>> No.18104788

>>18099487
I love Erin so fucking much. It hurts to know I’ll never have her

>> No.18104892

>>18104788
Who's Erin

>> No.18105013

>>18099487
If you're peverted like me with dominance fantasies then read this.

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>>18105013
Forgot the image

>> No.18105400

>>18103292
>unironically uses goodreads
ngmi

>> No.18105436

>>18104028
>It was an Anais Nin short story collection I found in my house when I was about 15
How is nin? Is cities of the interior great?

>> No.18105445

>>18104892
Girl in op

>> No.18105646

>>18102212
>so intercourse with her would be fucking fabulous

Ftfy

>> No.18106134

>>18104028
>Is this the older woman/younger man chart?
Yes that's the chart.

>> No.18106318

>>18103263
alright, im curious.quick run down?

>> No.18106329

>>18099493

>the first half of Lolita
Fixed that for you.

>> No.18106374

The trial
Uncle oswald

>> No.18106409

>>18099493
Based immunity doggo.

>> No.18106424

>>18105646
Apage Satanas

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>>18099487
Imagine slowly traversing your hand from her tits down to her legs. Sparks would fly.

>> No.18106433

>>18099487
Ur mum

>> No.18106435

>>18099487
>>18106428
bonk

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>>18106428
THATS A TAIL!

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>>18106435
No! Don't bonk me! It's natural to be horny!