/lit/ - Literature

A Confederacy of Dunces

>>18089629
Americans are cool :)
As long as they aren't stupid and ignorant

Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass

>>18089636
Americans are cool... as long as they aren't American?

My favorite meme is Europe killing itself while looking down on and seething at Americans. If only that could save you

>>18089629
Move to Baltimore. Then you can say you live in the best city in the country.

>>18089689
you mean New Orleans

>>18089716
You mean Chicago

>>18089629
Just get rich and buy an EU passport from Malta, it's too early to cope, you can still make it

>>18089730
You mean Portland

>>18089629
Burgers are bad enough, but you cuckburgers wanting our approval are the worst

>>18089716

>>18089781
>our
who are you?

>>18089730
>>18089756
I don't have a laughter reaction in my folder strong enough to convey how fucking awful and retarded these takes are. At least New Orleans could have an argument for being better.

>>18089795
I lived close to Slidell for awhile and New Orleans has more gunshots than anywhere i have been. You can sit on the deck and NO sounds like a bowl of rice crispies. Wounded blacks are so common now, old women walk around their thrashing carcasses.

>>18089795
>New Orleans
Literally Niggerland. Portland is better.

I think you americans should apreciate the country you live because you wouldnt last a month in a third world country

>>18089826
Can I bring my pew pews?

>>18089826
Americans wouldn't last a second in a nigger neighbourhood inside their own country.

>>18089787
Canadian

>>18089795
New Orleans is easily the best city in the country. I've been to pretty much every major city in the US and it's the only one I can genuinely say has unique culture

>>18089853
Travel more.

>>18089821
niggers in New Orleans have way more culture than those evergreen humping retards

>>18089860
>in the US
Ive been to places all around the world. The US sucks ass, NO just less than most. I haven't been to Alaska yet tho it may be more based

>>18089862
Everyone has a culture, retard.

>>18089834
No, you have to be at the mercy of a corrupt and inefficient police to trully understand the sub human experience

>>18089869
LOL Amerimutt thinks he has culture

>>18089821
>Portland
Literally white hippies with dreads. Objectively the worst city in America.

>>18089866
Ah, you're a non-American? No wonder you have shit taste.

>>18089826
I would survive easily in your country by conquering it and bringing democracy.

>>18089874
You don't know what culture even means.

>>18089878
I'm an Amerimutt like you retard

>>18089890
Why do you faggots call yourself mutts? I swear to God half the people calling Americans mutts are Americans themselves.

>>18089905
I don't know. Maybe he IS a nigger mutt. They do love their pets.

>>18089629
Declaration of Independence
Constitution of the United States
Federalist Papers
Anti-Federalist Papers
The Lost Cause
The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
Then, I guess, Infinite Jest and Blood Meridian

>>18089905
because I'm not in denial. Not all of us can be purebreds

>>18089890
>Amerimutt
the melting pot is a good thing. now go get rich

>>18089934
Niggers ruin your genes

>>18089941
this your mans?

>>18089959
>we succeed sometimes in mindless sports, therefore, we are totally not worthless, bro
kek this only strengthens the argument that niggers were made for slavery and hard labor.

why did this thread become /pol/

>>18089990
"which city is the best" is a /pol/ question

>>18089976
you know you’re likely going to rot in hell with such a godless attitude, right?

>>18089629
that pic really breaks my heart

>>18089998
yeah you're right

>>18089636
>>18089658
>.t buttblasted europoors

>>18089932
Sucks for you then.
>t. white American

>>18089629
This Apu stirs great torrents of pity and love in my heart. I want to protect him and comfort him. Why am I so attracted to weakness and so repulsed by strength? I am for the powerless but only when they are powerless. Power disgusts me wherever I see it.